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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 2580 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7473 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 548917 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 24 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
join our server for the chance to be randomly teleported to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they’ll challenge u to a dance-off and if u win, they’ll give u a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. it’s totally legit, i swear!
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when u feed them bacon. it’s like a weird circle of life thing but hey, free golden apples, amirite?
so come join our server for a totally wild and wacky time. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and maybe a spare pair of pants in case u laugh so hard u pee a little. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise!