DaveCraft Server Information
DaveCraft is a 1.21 survival multiplayer server that focuses on (almost) fully vanilla gameplay. While not specifically Dave and Bambi themed, many of the builds on the server are inspired by Dave and Bambi. The server also offers crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.
Join DaveCraft today for a fun and unique Minecraft experience!
play.davecraft.org
Welcome, brave souls, to the greatest—no, the WORST Minecraft server you can ever hope to join where logic took a vacation and never returned. Here, reality is merely a suggestion and the laws of physics? More like guidelines! Prepare to be whisked away into a realm where no one knows what day it is (but it’s DEFINITELY Tuesday). Why join us? Because you deserve the thrilling indifferent chaos of life, or perhaps you just enjoy bad decisions. Either way, embrace it!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Hunger | Your character devours food at the speed of light, but never feels full. #NomNomNom |
| Gravity? What Gravity? | Every jump could launch you into the 5th dimension where purple cats reign supreme. |
| Dynamic Weather & Madness Simulator | It rains cows and sheep, but only on Thursdays. Except it’s always Thursday! |
| Unfathomable Crafting | Craft a sword out of dreams and existential dread, but it only works if you’re crying. |
| Randomized Block Sizes | Blocks may change sizes and become sentient, demanding tribute in the form of cookies. |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Ah, but who are you really? Do you even WANT to join? Perhaps the server is already within your mind. Or maybe it’s 2 AM and you’re touching a cold, wet potato. Isn’t reality deliciously confusing?
Q: What about rules?
A: Rules? The only rule is there are NO rules…unless you consider the MAKING rules doesn’t exist. Wait, am I even typing this?
Q: Are there any staff members?
A: Staff? They were here, but then they turned into ducks and quacked away into the sunset. Or was it a cheeseburger? No one knows!
“I made Dave and Bambi rule 34 and stop using ai…”
“that's very racist but also kinda funny when the sky turns green…”
Imagine a world where Dave Stieb is not only a legendary baseball player, but also a master builder in Minecraft. Picture him leading a team of misfit players from the 1993 Chicago White Sox on a quest to conquer the virtual realm. Who needs Jack McDowell when you have Dave Stieb wielding a diamond sword?
And just when you thought things couldn’t get any crazier, imagine the 1993 Kansas City Royals calling up Stieb to join their ranks. Will he dominate on the battlefield as he did on the baseball field? Will he build the most epic castle the server has ever seen? The possibilities are endless!
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a zombie version of Rod Bolton roaming the land. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
When Effy said that line, it set off a chain reaction that made Tony go nuclear and pull Ricky into the mix. Dave insisted that Brett should make Effy apologize, but Bryan just shrugged it off and said he couldn’t control what she says. It was like a scene straight out of a soap opera, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.
And remember that time when Dave demanded that Punk apologize to the entire locker room for punching the bucks? It was pure madness, but that’s just a typical day on our server. Join us and experience the insanity for yourself – who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans will unfold next!
Join us and you’ll get to witness Uncle Meltz, the resident llama farmer, debate the meaning of life with a group of chickens. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive swine?
So come on, join us and see if you agree with Uncle Meltz’s wild theories and embark on crazy adventures unlike anything you’ve experienced in Minecraft before!
| Server Information | Details |
|---|---|
| IP | 147.185.221.20:36863 |
| Dynmap | http://147.185.221.20:48696/ |
| Discord Server | https://discord.gg/QzP6BJTW5J |
To join the server, you can use the IP address provided above in your Minecraft client along with the specified port.
Our Earth server has a 1:1500 scale which means there is a total area of (24576 x 12288 blocks) of land to explore.
Yes, you have the freedom to create nations, rule the world, or live peacefully as you choose on the server.
You can find the server rules in the #info channel on our Discord server. Breaking the rules may result in a ban.
Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Dave’s got you covered. How about building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Dave’s your man. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic PvP battles where the winners get to ride off into the sunset on a giant flying pig. And did we mention the monthly llama fashion show? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut its stuff on the catwalk.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Dave is waiting for you, and he’s got a llama with your name on it.