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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 7014 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 190 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Experience the thrill of training bra shopping and the joy of becoming a woman at the ripe old age of 12! Beware, though, because according to our server lore, men can get you pregnant and your body can magically carry a child.
But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where inappropriate conversations are not allowed. Unless, of course, your brother-in-law decides to drop by and start spouting off uncomfortable truths.
So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, family drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?