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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 1146 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Enchantments Applied: | 52 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Experience the thrill of training bra shopping and the joy of becoming a woman at the ripe old age of 12! Beware, though, because according to our server lore, men can get you pregnant and your body can magically carry a child.
But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where inappropriate conversations are not allowed. Unless, of course, your brother-in-law decides to drop by and start spouting off uncomfortable truths.
So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, family drama, and questionable parenting decisions. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?