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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 5259 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Emeralds Found: | 1021 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 9 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!