Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, just like this parent built a legacy of wedding extravaganzas. Watch as your creations come to life and conquer the virtual world with your friends by your side.
And hey, if you ever need a break from all the Minecraft madness, just log off and enjoy some drama like this parent dealing with their youngest getting engaged. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud like this one. It’s all part of the fun on our server – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry siblings)!
Imagine a world where Leon didn’t die and instead started a strange “Father and Daughter” relationship with Matilde…oh wait, that’s just our server’s lore! Who knows, maybe they’ll even end up getting married in-game! The possibilities are endless when you join our wacky community.
Forget about building boring old houses and farms, on our server, you’ll be too busy trying to navigate the crazy relationships and storylines that our players come up with. Will you be the one to break up the star-crossed lovers or will you join forces with them to create the ultimate power couple?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even end up becoming the server’s resident drama llama!
Join our server and leave all your commitments behind, just like this dad’s daughter wants to leave her gymnastics team! No more sore muscles or 14-hour gym sessions, just endless hours of block-building fun!
Forget about spending $1,800 on camps and sessions, because on our server, everything is free! You can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank!
And don’t worry about becoming lazy, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lifting is blocks! Say goodbye to chores and school work, and hello to a world of endless possibilities!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally find that middle ground between fun and responsibility. Just make sure to watch out for any dog houses along the way!
Imagine a world where laundry is a thing of the past and the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us and leave the sock drama behind! Who needs clean clothes when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world?
Don’t be like the dad in this story, join our server and let your creativity run wild without any sock-related stress. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over missing socks!
Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.
But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).
So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
Experience the thrill of having your parenting decisions constantly overturned by a man who just stepped into your daughter’s life! Watch as your daughter slowly starts to see Matthew as her real father, leaving you feeling like a Minecraft block that’s been left out in the rain.
But don’t worry, we also offer opportunities for you to express your resentment and confusion in a safe and virtual environment. Build your own virtual world where you can assert your parental rights and maybe even win back your daughter’s affection from Matthew, the Minecraft dad of the year!
So come join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable family dynamics. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
With our server, you’ll never have to deal with irresponsible parents again! Say goodbye to constantly watching over three kids while your family members enjoy themselves – on our server, everyone is responsible for their own gameplay.
And don’t worry about your SIL’s plans for a fourth child – on our server, parenting is a breeze and you can have as many virtual kids as you want without the stress. Plus, our virtual babysitting services are always available, so you can enjoy a date night without burdening your parents.
Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be watching out for is creepers!
Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?
We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!
So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!
Experience the thrill of waiting to tell your ex about your daughter’s first period! Will you choose to inform him immediately or wait for your daughter to do it herself? The choice is yours in this exhilarating Minecraft world.
Join now for a chance to navigate through passive-aggressive messages, one-sided decisions, and accusations of manipulation. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the ultimate co-parenting adventure in Minecraft!
We have epic events like synchronized sheep shearing competitions, where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted shears (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And don’t even get me started on our legendary bedtime stories competition – trust me, you’ve never heard “The Three Little Pigs” like this before.
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose, make some new friends, and maybe even find your favorite sleeping position (spoiler alert: it’s the “upside-down llama”), then join us today!
imagine spawning in a world where gravity is upside down and u gotta build ur house on the ceiling. or maybe u’ll stumble upon a dimension where everything is made of candy and u gotta fight off evil gummy bears to survive.
but wait, there’s more! u might even come across a realm where time moves backwards and u gotta figure out how to walk backwards to progress. it’s like a puzzle game on steroids, but with creepers and zombies trying to eat ur brains.
so if u wanna experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-twisting adventure, then join us on dis server and see if u can handle the reflections on the potential multistructure of the Universe. it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.
| Server Info | Details |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.21 Fabric |
| Location | Eastern US (Virginia) |
| Difficulty | Hard |
| Gameplay Settings | Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms Disabled. Single-Player Sleep enabled. |
| Mods | Mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods. Live Map (Pl3xmap) and Optional Simple Voice Chat mod available. |
| Economy | Diamond based player-run shop economy |
Additional Details:
How to whitelist:
The server runs on 1.21 Fabric.
The server is located in Eastern US (Virginia).
The server is set to Hard difficulty.
Fire-Tick, Enderman Griefing, and Phantoms are disabled. Single-Player Sleep is enabled.
The server is mostly vanilla with some quality of life mods. There is a Live Map (Pl3xmap) and an Optional Simple Voice Chat mod available.
The server has a diamond-based player-run shop economy.
There are minimal rules on shop themes or pricing. A friendly competitive environment is encouraged. Toxic behavior will be intervened by staff.
There are plenty of events with unique rewards such as custom hats and knockback sticks. Events include karaoke, holiday-themed events, community build projects, and more!
Yes, there are custom items and hat models available that require a lightweight resource pack to view, but the resource pack is not required to download.
Yes, the server focuses on playing and building together as a community. Players from the US, Canada, and Europe are welcome. Players can also choose to play solo.
Introducing our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where we have merged the languages of Latvia, Lithuania, and Estonia into one super language called Baltonic! That’s right, no more confusion over which language to speak, now you can communicate with players from all three countries in this epic new language.
But wait, there’s more! Just like how Switzerland and Austria are forced to speak German, we are forcing the Baltic nations to speak Baltonic for the ultimate gaming experience. It’s like a linguistic adventure every time you log on!
So come join us on this wild ride and experience the chaos and hilarity of trying to communicate with players from different countries in a language that no one has ever heard of before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
We’ve got a community of players who are as wacky as they come, from a guy who builds giant toilets out of diamond blocks to a girl who tames creepers and rides them into battle. And let’s not forget about our resident llama whisperer who can summon an army of llamas with just a snap of her fingers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the lost city of Fartopia, rumored to be guarded by a herd of farting cows. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its riches? Or will you be too busy laughing your butt off at all the ridiculousness happening around you?
So come on down to our server and join in on the fun. Who knew curing colon cancer could be so entertaining?
Imagine the chaos of trying to coordinate a group mining expedition without constant updates on everyone’s progress. Or the hilarity of trying to defeat the Ender Dragon without letting your teammates know your every move. It’s like a game of telephone, but with creepers and zombies!
Join us now and experience the thrill of over-communicating in the most absurd ways possible. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Master Communicator and be hailed as the greatest chatterbox in all of Minecraft history. Just remember, if you’re not constantly updating your friends on your every move, you might just lose your tent privileges forever.
We promise an adrenaline rush like no other as you navigate through bumpy roads near construction sites, just like the ones that made you fear for your life in that car with your speed demon GF. But don’t worry, on our server, you can take both hands off the keyboard and still be in control (unlike your girlfriend, yikes!).
And hey, if you don’t know how to drive in real life, that’s okay! On our server, all you need to know is how to speed like there’s no tomorrow. So come join us and experience the thrill of going faster than 90% of the other players, just like your girlfriend on those Oklahoma highways. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?
Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. We’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its mysteries and claim the riches hidden within.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your cell phone behind and join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re afraid of having too much fun, that is.