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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 3142 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 106 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Ever wondered what would happen if schizos went around doing mass stabbings but somehow managed to avoid taking out a single politician? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! And don’t even get us started on the rapefugee seccy who got shanked in a Bondi blitz – talk about a plot twist!
But wait, there’s more! Meet our resident homeless male prostitute who forgot to take his meds and ended up being named as the perp in a stabbing spree. His family must be so proud! And remember, everyone is free to protest on our server…unless you’re a straight white male, in which case, sorry buddy, no constitutional right for you!
So grab your ad blockers, ladies, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs, and remember – anything can happen on our server!