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CreeperDateDisaster

#datenight, awkward, awkwarddate, awkwardencounter, CreeperDateDisaster, cringeworthy, date, datefails, DATING, datingfails, datinghumor, datingstories, EMBARRASSING, embarrassingdate, funny, funnydate, funnyencounter, humor, LaughOutLoud, mishap, relationshipfails

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4849
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Players Killed by Monsters:	1732
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163
Animals Bred:	137	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old dates that end in awkward silences and uncomfortable moments? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating hotspot!

Join us for a chance to have the most hilarious and outrageous date of your life. Picture this: you and your date building a giant pink castle together, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or how about going on a romantic boat ride that ends with both of you accidentally falling into a pit of lava?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine the chaos that could ensue when everyone is under the influence of this wacky potion.

So if you’re looking for a date that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places.

PreggoPukeParty Minecraft Server

12 weeks pregnant, aita, ANNOYED, ask for compassion, Attention, cat, compassion, Couch, feeling, husband, husband’s reaction, lack of empathy, mad, Minecraft, PreggoPukeParty, Pregnancy, pregnancy sickness, Server, Suffering, Support, vomiting, worst days

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

Ready to join the most outrageous Minecraft server out there? Well, buckle up because on our server, if you’re not building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a pig, then what are you even doing with your life?

Join us and experience the thrill of battling a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot for good luck. And if that’s not enough, how about taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding and fetch you diamonds?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret hidden realm where you can ride a unicorn through fields of rainbow sheep and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So come on, join us and let’s create some epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious memories together. Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun on our Minecraft server?

MommaDressNoMess

brother, compromise, Connection, family, family dynamics, family harmony, fiancée, Inheritance, MommaDressNoMess, mother’s dress, selfish, sentimental, sentimentality, sibling rivalry, Siblings, special day, tradition, Upset, Wedding, wedding dress, wedding planning

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server for a drama-free zone where the only thing you’ll be inheriting is diamonds, not wedding dresses! Our server is so close-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family without any of the wedding dress drama. And if anyone tries to steal your loot, just tell them it’s “just a dress” and watch them run away in confusion. So join us now and let’s mine away the family feuds together! #NotJustADress #MinecraftFamilyFun

MemorableMinecraftSMP

cherished memory, defining moment, impactful event, impactful memory, lasting impression, life-changing moment, life-defining moment, memorable experience, memorable milestone, MemorableMinecraftSMP, milestone moment, pivotal experience, significant memory, significant milestone, special occasion, standout experience, standout memory, unforgettable event, unforgettable experience, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3186
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	27
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Alien Abductions:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1438

Picture this: You’re minding your own business, mining for diamonds in the depths of a cave, when suddenly a wild llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You bust out your best flossing moves and the llama is so impressed, it starts dropping diamonds like they’re hot potatoes. Next thing you know, you’re the proud owner of a llama dance crew and you’re taking over the server one epic dance battle at a time. Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to experience the most outrageous and unforgettable moments of your life!

ProudNSFWSecretCraft

Confidence, empowerment, Exploration, fetish, fulfillment, kink, Liberation, NSFW, Pleasure, Proud, ProudNSFWSecretCraft, satisfaction, secret, Self Discovery, Sexuality, taboo

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	New Chunks Explored:	561940
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, most NSFW place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner freak and show off your NSFW secrets with pride. From building giant phallic statues to hosting twerking competitions in the town square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground strip club where the creepers are the dancers and the zombies are the bouncers. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe something else too)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our NSFW Minecraft server today and let your freak flag fly high! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of pixelated sunscreen.

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

Assassination, Commanders, Conflict, Defense, forces, Havoc, hezbollah, Ibrahim Aqil, idf, intelligence, Israel, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militants, Military, Minecraft, Operation, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4323
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7503	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Votes:	7443	Animals Bred:	35
Dragon Eggs Found:	1453	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than the IDF taking out Ibrahim Aqil and 15 Hezbollah commanders! it’s a wild ride of explosions and chaos, just like our server! join now for the most intense battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here on our server! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyKremlinKilla

Activist, Assassination, Associate, Attack, CraftyKremlinKilla, crime, detained, Espionage, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Navalny, opposition, Orchestrating, Poisoning, Poland, Political, Russian, SUSPECT, suspicion

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Towns Built:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

so, like, imagine this: a russian dude, right, gets caught in poland for, like, planning some crazy attack on a dude who’s, like, pals with navalny. but, like, forget about that drama, come join our minecraft server instead! we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a total party up in here. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances every friday night. so, like, grab your pickaxe and come join the fun before the russian spies come looking for you too!

Plastic Paradise – Coral Sink

coral, coral anatomy, Coral Reefs, ecological study, environmental impact, environmental research, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine life, microplastic contamination, microplastics, ocean pollution, Paradise, Plastic, plastic contamination, plastic debris, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, SINK, skeleton, surface mucus, tissue

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Emeralds Found:	8661
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Votes:	7935

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we got corals that are like, totally into recycling! These corals are like, the OG environmentalists, they’re out here sucking up all the microplastics like a vacuum cleaner.

Join our server and witness the magic of corals turning into plastic-eating machines. It’s like watching a superhero movie, but with corals instead of Iron Man.

So if you want to save the planet while playing Minecraft, come on over and help our coral buddies clean up the ocean. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find a plastic treasure chest hidden deep within the coral reefs. It’s like a plastic scavenger hunt, but with more explosions (not really, explosions are bad for the environment).

Join now and be a part of the plastic-purging coral revolution!

GegCraft MC

Creative, Cross-Play, Customplugins, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survivalgames, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to GegCraft MC!

We are a network with a Survival mode at the moment. We will soon add more modes! We have friendly staff members, and our server is designed to make sure you have fun and a good time.

We have crates, exclusive kits, daily rewards, /shop, protest system and much more!

Join now with the IP gegcraft.org, and if you are a bedrock user the port is 19132. Join! What are you waiting for?

gegcraft.org

KrystalMC

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Explore, Fun, Jobs, KrystalMC, Minecraft, Missions, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, Sandbox, Server, Survival, virtual

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Custom Survival Server We have economy, missions, jobs, ranks and much more! What are you waiting for? Go now: krystalmc.retlyhosting.net or also us2.retlyhosting.net:4214

us2.retlyhosting.net:4214

⭐❤️⭐HAVE TIME TO GET A DONATE – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Void Gems Collected:	29
Potions Brewed:	84	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Version > 1.9-1.21

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, TNT-Run (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No byte for donation

2. No lags

3. Friendly admins

4. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Things for X lvl

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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⭐ IP: play.zrich.ru

❤️ Website: MineRich.ru

⭐ Discord: https://discord.gg/swVXFeucqR

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