datingfails Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CreeperDateDisaster

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring old dates that end in awkward silences and uncomfortable moments? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating hotspot!

Join us for a chance to have the most hilarious and outrageous date of your life. Picture this: you and your date building a giant pink castle together, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or how about going on a romantic boat ride that ends with both of you accidentally falling into a pit of lava?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine the chaos that could ensue when everyone is under the influence of this wacky potion.

So if you’re looking for a date that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places.

BootyBlockerCraft

addiction issues, BootyBlockerCraft, Boundaries, care facilities, caregiving, caregiving challenges, caregiving responsibilities, difficult decisions, Emotional support, end of life, family dynamics, Family Support, health issues, hospice care, inlaw relationships, Marriage Struggles, medical field, mother-in-law, personal boundaries, personal limits, weight issues

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Buildings Constructed:	35	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Zombie Dances:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, Communication, Confidence, Creepercraft, DATING, DISRESPECTFUL, emotional, Experience, Honesty, hurtful, Impact, insensitive, Minecraft, offensive, rejection, relationship, Rude, self esteem, Server, Unattractive, Vulnerability, WOMAN, Words

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Crops Grown:	6767	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unforgettable moments.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of dancing chickens invade your land, demanding to be your loyal subjects. Or how about the time when a group of friendly creepers threw a surprise party for your birthday, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of TNT?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Bridge,” where unsuspecting players are greeted by a mischievous troll who challenges them to a dance-off for safe passage. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where players can let loose and show off their best dance moves to the beat of a zombie DJ.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PutinCraft: US Rebuke of Hanoi

bilateral relations, cold war, communism, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Hanoi, international relations, Meeting, Politics, putin, PutinCraft, Rebuke, russia, Southeast Asia, soviet union, summit, SUPERPOWER, US, Vietnam, Visit

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Alien Abductions:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

come join our epic minecraft server where putin and trump battle it out in a virtual world of blocks and pixels. witness the intense showdown between these two world leaders as they build their empires and wage war on each other. will putin conquer vietnam or will trump come out on top? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem! trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown on our server!

BreathCraft: Inhale to Spawn, Exhale to Respawn

Birth, breath awareness, Breath Control, BreathCraft, Breathing, breathing exercises, death, Deep Breathing, Exhale, health, Inhale, Life, Longevity, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, mortality, Relaxation, respawn, respiratory system, self-care, Spawn, stress relief, wellness, yoga

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	8350
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

also, did i mention we got a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold? yea, it’s like the lost city of Atlantis but with creepers instead of mermaids.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers. they throw the wildest raves every night. i heard Steve from accounting even got a little too turnt and tried to ride a llama into battle. classic Steve.

so come on down to our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and maybe watch out for that sneaky Enderman who keeps stealing everyone’s pants. true story.

EyeCraft: TRPV1 Trouble

burning sensation, chronic condition, corneal damage, corneal sensitivity, Dry Eye Disease, eye care, eye health, eye irritation, EyeCraft, inflammation, nerve fibers, ocular discomfort, ocular surface, ocular surface disorder, pain sensation, sensory neurons, tear evaporation, tear film stability, Tear Production, treatment options, Trouble, TRPV1

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

hey u! ya u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows and creepers that explode into confetti!

we got a secret hidden treasure chest that’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, but don’t worry, he’s friendly if u give him some seeds.

oh and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and takes u to a land made entirely of candy? it’s like Willy Wonka’s factory but with more zombies.

also, if u join our server, u get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and can fly u to the moon for a picnic with aliens.

so what r u waiting for? come join the fun and adventure on our server! but watch out for the sneaky Endermen who like to steal your socks.

Fether Nations: The One Where Everyone Panics Over A Minecraft Chicken

Casual, chicken, Community, Discord, Enthusiast, Epic Knights, farmers delight, Fether, Forge, java, Let’s Do Brewery, Macaw’s mods, Medieval, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, Nations, panics, Recreation, Secure, Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Crops Grown:	3242	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	3234
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magic Items Found:	4465	Holy Grails Found:	1

Welcome to Fether Nations!

We are a lore driven, modded worldbuilding server (1.20.1 forge, Java). Our modpack is focused on recreating a medieval-like experience in Minecraft.

The server was recently created [not out yet] so we are welcoming new members! We have a very kind and friendly community and made sure to make it secure.

Not interested in lore? That won’t be an issue! Our server is for everyone: whether you are a lore enthusiast or a casual modded Minecraft enjoyer. Everyone is welcome!

Some of our notable mods:

Category	Mods
Building	Macaw’s mods, Medieval Deco, Beautify, Stoneworks
Weapons	Epic Knights
Farming	Let’s Do Brewery, Farmer’s delight

And much more!

Join us in our discord server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by following the instructions on our discord server.
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure the security and enjoyment of all our members.
Can I use shaders/resource packs?	Yes, you are free to use shaders and resource packs to enhance your gameplay experience.

DakiBitch Minecraft Server

anime culture, anime merchandise, awkward moments, bedroom etiquette, body pillows, cringe-worthy situations, cum stains, DakiBitch, dakimakura owner, dating advice, dating struggles, embarrassing situations., Getting Lucky, intimate moments, love life, Minecraft, otaku lifestyle, relationships, salvaging a date, Server, sexual encounters, Shinobu, Social Skills

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of your Minecraft love life being ruined by cum-stained Shinobu sightings? Look no further than our server! Join us for a chance to find true love without any pesky interruptions. Our server is guaranteed to have you laughing, crying, and maybe even finding that special someone. So come on in and leave the cum-stained drama behind!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

accent, actual soul, blocktopia, Born, bumfuck nowhere, China, crazy, English, first world, inflated, ISLAND, Language, legal location, Lottery, Minecraft, Npc, retarded, Server, Singaporeans, Soul, SUCKS, Ugly, WORST

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	401
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll feel like you were born in an island out of bumfuck nowhere! Everything is crazy inflated and the language is so ugly that even the English accent sounds worse than Singaporeans. But don’t worry, you’ll still have a soul, even though legally we’re located in freaking China, so everyone thinks we’re just retarded NPCs.

Join us if you want to hit the worst first world country lottery and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs a normal server when you can have all this craziness? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get weird!

TriviaCraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Star Shards Collected:	108
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Did you know that on our Minecraft server, you can ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? That’s right, our server is so epic that even the trivia is mind-blowing! Join us and become a legend among legends, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers trying to ruin your day, but who cares about them when you have a flying pig, amirite?). So come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together!

BookWormsRUs

avid reader, best books to read, bibliophile, book recommendations, book reviews, book suggestions, bookish, bookworm, BookWormsRUs, classic literature, compelling reads, contemporary literature, Fiction, Literary fiction, Literature, must read books, Nonfiction, page-turner, popular books, reading list, top books

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchantments Applied:	260
Void Armor Forged:	28	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old books that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the only book you need to read! Why waste time with words on paper when you can immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun? Join us and embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and battle fearsome mobs with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of courage. Who needs books when you have a Minecraft server that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) with excitement? So put down that dusty old novel and pick up your virtual sword – the adventure of a lifetime awaits!