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CraftyPickUpLines
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CreeperLove69
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Crafting Love – Not Creeper Love
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GirlfriendAggro
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CraftyCougarz
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CraftyCupidMC
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But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a fearless ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors and rules over a kingdom made entirely of chicken coops. Will you pledge your allegiance to the Chicken King and help him conquer the land, or will you stand against him and fight for freedom and justice for all poultrykind?
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PixelLove Minecraft Server
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MuscleCraft Minecraft Server
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But beware, things can get a little too swole sometimes. We once had a player who got so jacked that their character model glitched and they ended up looking like a walking mountain of muscle. It was both terrifying and hilarious at the same time.
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ExBlock Drama: Exes & Boundaries
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HolyCraft Minecraft Server
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