Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?
So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!
Our server is so inclusive that even players in wheelchairs can join in on the fun! Imagine building a castle with someone who has the power of wheels at their fingertips. It’s a whole new level of teamwork and coordination.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. You never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter while exploring our world.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a blocky character in a wheelchair. It’s a love story for the ages!
Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue when you’re building your epic castle and suddenly you see a robot trying to impress a sassy tranny!
Join now for the most bizarre and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a total blast!
But wait, there’s more! We have this secret underground society of villagers who only speak in riddles and trade you emeralds for potatoes. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s like the Kentucky Derby but with more spit!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic server in the multiverse! Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.
But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have a standalone PC client for you to download, but we also have exclusive emotes that will have you dancing like never before. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about some secret codes that will unlock hidden treasures in the game?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey where you’ll sail the seas, save the light, and discover the true meaning of Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Phase Connect where you can team up with Uruka the Firestarter to burn down entire forests for fun, or join Michiru the Purple Ninja in epic PvP battles where she disappears into thin air like a true master of stealth.
And don’t forget about Maemi the Sky Queen who can fly through the skies on a pig while raining down thunderstorms on unsuspecting players, or Pippa the Pumpkin Princess who can turn any block into a pumpkin with just a flick of her wand.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). See you there, if you dare!
Our server is so secure, it will make your antivirus software jealous. We have malwarebytes running 24/7 to block any blacklisted IP addresses trying to connect to your game. And if that’s not enough, we even have Windows firewall logs to show you just how many hackers are trying to take you down.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, it will make your computer feel like it’s behind a fortress. Forget about getting hacked in real time – with us, you’ll be safe and sound, all while building your dream Minecraft world.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft while dodging hackers left and right. Who knew cybersecurity could be so fun?
| Server Type | Vanilla SMP |
|---|---|
| Features | Multiple shops, detailed house building, creativity space, storyline making/Lore |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/UnVFNdCe |
| Spawn | Safe area for building shops and other structures |
| Season | Season 1 |
| Seeking | Good builders |
Yes, you can start multiple shops on the server.
Absolutely, feel free to spend as much time as you’d like detailing your house!
As long as the structures are appropriate, you are free to build whatever you desire.
Players are encouraged to create their own storylines or lore on the server.
The server is looking for good builders primarily.
You can join the server by accessing our Discord server through the provided link.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of creepers launch a surprise attack on your base. But don’t worry, because our server has advanced military-grade weapons and armor to help you fend off the enemy. Take down those pesky creepers with a rocket launcher or blast them to bits with a grenade launcher – the choice is yours!
But that’s not all – our server also has custom-made maps that will blow your mind. Explore ancient ruins, futuristic cities, and even outer space as you embark on thrilling adventures with your friends. And who knows, you might even stumble upon hidden treasure or encounter mysterious creatures along the way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft warfare like never before. Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to go back to those boring old servers again.
Join us if you’re tired of girlfriends who demand too much of your time and just want to chill and play Minecraft in peace. Our server is a girlfriend-free zone where you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any relationship drama.
Forget about spending hours on the phone or being expected to hang out all day on weekends – on our server, the only thing you’ll be hanging out with is your trusty pickaxe and maybe a few friendly creepers.
So come join us and build your dream world without the stress of a demanding girlfriend. Who needs a real-life relationship when you have a virtual world to escape to?
Welcome to The Real SMP. This is a friendly and welcoming server. We invite all types of players. We made this SMP at the start of this year and strive to make it better every day.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Homes and Warps | Allowing players to teleport to previous locations instead of traveling long distances. |
| Community Spawn | A safe place to trade and build without griefing and raiding. |
| Player Cosmetics | Enjoy a range of player cosmetics for FREE! |
The use of profanity should be kept to a minimum. However, any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited.
We strictly prohibit the use of game mods that give you an unfair advantage over other players: “hacks”, “cheats”. You may use mods like minimap and other mods that don’t change the game completely. Shaders are allowed.
If you are ever banned on our Minecraft server, appeal here.
Server IP: mc.therealsmp.com
We welcome you! So, join today…
To join our server, simply use the server IP: mc.therealsmp.com in your Minecraft client.
Yes, please refer to our Rules section above, including no inappropriate language and no cheating.
If you are banned, you can appeal by visiting our appeal page here.
Yes, players can enjoy a range of player cosmetics for free on The Real SMP.
No, we have a Community Spawn where players can trade and build without griefing and raiding.
We strictly prohibit the use of game mods that give you an unfair advantage over other players. Mods like minimap and shaders are allowed.
Join us for outrageous adventures where players compete to see who can be the most kind and generous to their fellow gamers. From building extravagant palaces for each other to showering each other with gifts, the possibilities are endless on our server.
One time, a player on our server went above and beyond by creating a massive statue of their friend out of diamonds as a token of appreciation. Another player organized a surprise in-game wedding for their friend complete with a virtual honeymoon in the Nether.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where kindness reigns supreme and femdom is taken to the extreme, look no further. Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.
