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  • NoFirstDatePvP – Minecraft SMP

    NoFirstDatePvP – Minecraft SMP
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are always up for a good time.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building houses out of diamond blocks. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

    But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “TNT Deathmatch” and “Zombie Apocalypse Survival” where you can test your skills and win epic prizes.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you tired of sending cringy first messages on dating apps? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your soulmate! Why waste time swiping when you can mine and craft your way to love?

    Join our server and send the worst first message you can think of to your potential date. From asking them if they like pineapple on pizza to confessing your undying love for creepers, the possibilities are endless! Who knows, maybe your future partner is just a /tp command away. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your love story!

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  • NoSecondDateHere

    NoSecondDateHere
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious place to be!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

    One time, a player tried to impress their date by saying they could build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in Minecraft, but little did they know that our server has a strict “no cheesy pick-up lines” policy. Needless to say, there was no second date for them!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET New Server IP