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Every Guy I Meet On The Internet Wants To Date Me Minecraft SMP

attention seeking, date, dating apps, dating attention, dating disappointments, dating frustrations, dating struggles, digital dating, guy, internet, internet dating culture, internet relationships, Meet, Minecraft, modern dating, online attention, online connections, online dating, online flirtation, online romance, relationship expectations, self-blame, smp, social media dating, virtual connections, virtual dating

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Void Armor Forged:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of being constantly hit on while trying to play Minecraft? Join our SMP where the only attention you’ll be getting is from creepers trying to blow you up! No more awkward conversations or unwanted advances, just good old-fashioned block building and survival. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense that even Endermen are scared to teleport near it. So come join us and finally enjoy some peace and quiet while you craft your way to victory!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

advice, Communication, Crafty, DATING, dating advice, dating apps, dating challenges, dating struggles, Dating success, dating tips, finding love, Girlfriend, love, meeting people, Minecraft, online dating, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, self improvement, Server, Single life, Social Skills

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3951
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of swiping left and right on dating apps with no luck? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your one true love! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle together in the virtual world? Plus, our server is filled with eligible players who are all looking for that special someone. So ditch the dating apps and join us for a chance at true love (in pixel form)!

“Why Didn’t They End Up Dating” Minecraft SMP

DATING, dating advice, dating dilemmas, dating problems, dating struggles, Didnt, love advice, love mysteries, love questions, Minecraft, missed connections, mixed signals, relationship advice, relationship confusion, relationship issues, relationship questions, romantic confusion, romantic misunderstandings, romantic uncertainty, smp, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, why didn’t they end up dating

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1691
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that the server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who clucks ominously in the dead of night. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend and claim the title of Chicken Whisperer?

So come on down to our server and see why everyone is asking, “Why didn’t they end up dating?” Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Crafty Nation Minecraft Server

alimony concerns, apartment purchase, budgeting, car ownership, career focus, Crafty, dating struggles, Financial goals, financial independence, financial priorities, Financial Stability, girls at work, Long-term goals, Minecraft, nation, personal finance, personal space, Relationship Status, saving money, Server, Single life, wealth building, work-life balance, Workplace

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Votes:	6526
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Are you tired of being harassed by girls at work trying to set you up with their mediocre friends? Are you sick of being seen as a cheep greedy bastard just because you’re focused on saving up for your own place? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual empire without any pesky girls trying to distract you. You can save up all the virtual diamonds you want without worrying about someone taking half of them in a breakup. Plus, you can kick anyone out of your virtual house if they annoy you too much – no alimony required!

So come on over to our server and focus on building your wealth and success without any distractions. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join now and start living the single life – Minecraft style!

Single To Me Minecraft SMP

boyfriend problems, dating challenges, dating drama, dating humor, dating memes, dating preferences, dating struggles, funny dating quotes, interracial couples, interracial dating, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, racial preferences, relationship advice, relationship humor, relationship memes, Relationship Status, single, Single life, smp

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and even a mysterious player who goes by the name “Lil Timmy” causing chaos wherever he goes. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate or your arch-nemesis in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

NoobsNeedLoveToo

DATING, dating barriers, dating challenges, dating challenges for specific groups, dating difficulties, dating frustrations, dating hardships, dating hurdles, dating issues, dating obstacles, dating problems, dating roadblocks, dating setbacks, dating struggles, love, NoobsNeedLoveToo, relationships, Singles, social dynamics

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Towns Built:	10
Ores Mined:	8109	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of being a forever alone creeper in the world of Minecraft? Fear not, for our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all the lonely players out there! Join us and find your pixelated soulmate among our community of love-seeking adventurers. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond armor and enchanted swords to win over your crush?

Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.

So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.

Straight Minecraft SMP: Almost /r9k/ Boyfriend

Boyfriend, Communication, confusion, dating struggles, emotional, interested, LGBTQ, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mixed signals, online dating, r9k, rejection, relationship, Romantic, Sexuality, smp, social media, Straight.., unrequited love, virtual relationship

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thriving community of players who are all looking for love! That’s right, forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, here you can find your perfect /r9k/ bf or gf and build a pixelated love story together.

Join us for the chance to meet your soulmate while fighting off creepers and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to find true love in the most unexpected of places.

So come on, join us and see if you can find your perfect match in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for someone who shares your love for building and crafting. Love is in the air on our server, so why wait? Join now and start your romantic Minecraft adventure today!

Guy Finding Good Gal Minecraft SMP

chuddies, DATING, dating struggles, dating tips, EASY, finding, finding a boyfriend, finding a girlfriend, Finding a good gal, finding a good match, finding a partner, finding a soulmate, finding love, finding the right person, Gal, Good, guy, love, love advice, Minecraft, relationship goals, relationships, relationships advice, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dragon Scales Harvested:	390
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

“Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find love faster than a creeper explodes! Our server is filled with eligible players looking for their player 2, so why waste time swiping left and right when you can mine and craft your way to a relationship? Plus, rumor has it that our server’s spawn point is actually the location of a secret love potion that will make anyone fall head over heels for you. So come join us and find your Minecraft soulmate today!”

OopsieCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

8 inches, being tall, body image, Confidence, dating challenges, dating struggles, Girls, height, Insecurities, looks, Minecraft, not attractive, not popular, Oopsie, OopsieCraft, physical appearance, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, social dynamics, tall guy problems, Ultimate

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Potions Brewed:	157
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of being a tall, well-endowed, slightly above average looking guy and still not getting the attention you deserve from the ladies? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and watch as all the virtual Minecraft babes flock to you like bees to honey. Why? Because on our server, being 6’2 and having 8 inches is like having a golden ticket to the virtual dating world. Who needs real-life validation when you can have pixelated love and admiration?

Don’t waste another minute being unappreciated in the real world. Come join our server and experience the virtual adoration you’ve always dreamed of. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to unlocking your true potential with the ladies?

CreeperDateDisaster

awkward date, bad date, CreeperDateDisaster, cringeworthy date, dating app disaster, dating disaster, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating horror story, dating mishaps, dating nightmare, dating regrets, dating struggles, dating woes, embarrassing date, hinge dating, online dating, terrible date, worst dating experience

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Potions Brewed:	181

Are you tired of swiping left on Hinge and only finding creepers and weirdos? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and never worry about bad dates again! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated hunks and babes just waiting to build a blocky romance with you. Say goodbye to awkward coffee dates and hello to epic adventures in the world of blocks! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a jilted player who will haunt anyone who tries to catfish or ghost their fellow gamers. So come join us and find love in the most unexpected of places – a Minecraft server!

MILcraftInvasionNOPE

Accommodation, Boundaries, Budget, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Cultural differences, Expectations, Family Values, family visit, guest etiquette, household dynamics, indefinite stay, MILcraftInvasionNOPE, mother-in-law, overstay, personal space, privacy, relationships, Respect, Space

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of unwanted guests overstaying their welcome in your Minecraft world? Join our server and never worry about pesky in-laws taking over your virtual space again! Our server is a safe haven for those who value their personal space and don’t want to deal with the drama of family members who just won’t leave.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your mother-in-law setting up camp in your living room. On our server, you can finally relax and enjoy the game without the stress of unwanted guests ruining your fun.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to epic battles, treasure hunts, and crazy adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have virtual excitement in our Minecraft world?

So come join us and say goodbye to overbearing in-laws and hello to endless fun and adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless your mother-in-law finds a way to log in and join the server too!

PennyWise SMP: Worth Every Block

BLOCK, Pennywise, smp, WORTH..

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Potions Brewed:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most wild ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or teaming up with a squad of llamas to take on a horde of zombie pigmen. Our server is so insane, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the mines!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive membership perks that will blow your mind. Get access to a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, or ride around on a flying pig that shoots fireballs at your enemies. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright crazy adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels. It’s worth every penny, we promise!

CraftyCritterz

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, animal communication, animal instincts, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, cognitive abilities, CraftyCritterz, curious behavior, eye-opening encounters, fascinating behavior, intelligence, intriguing interactions, mind-boggling experiences, peculiar animal behavior, peculiar interactions, strange encounters, surprising behavior, thought-provoking encounters, unexpected encounters, unusual experiences

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Have you ever had a staring contest with a cow and lost? Or maybe you’ve had a deep philosophical conversation with a chicken about the meaning of life? Well, get ready for even more mind-blowing animal encounters on our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs), sheep can breakdance, and creepers have been known to bust out some sick beatboxing skills. Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with animals that will make you question everything you thought you knew about intelligence.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Who knows, you might even find yourself forming a secret alliance with a pack of wolves or getting fashion tips from a stylish llama. The possibilities are endless on our crazy server – just don’t be surprised if you find yourself having deep conversations with a group of squids.

LipetskLoot Minecraft Server

Aerial View, aftermath, Analysis, Conflict, Damage, Defense, Destruction, intelligence, Lipetsk airfield, LipetskLoot, Military, Minecraft, ONLINE, russia, satellite imagery, satellite images, SECURITY, Server, strike, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	629
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Holy Grails Found:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magic Items Found:	6968	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

so, like, u know how ukraine and russia are always like, fighting and stuff? well, this one time, ukraine totally wrecked russia’s airfield in lipetsk. like, they sent in their secret weapon – a giant flying pig with laser eyes! and the pig just went ham (pun intended) on the airfield, blowing up planes and stuff. it was epic!

anyway, if u wanna be part of the action and blow stuff up like that flying pig, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got all the crazy weapons and explosions u could ever want. plus, u can build your own secret base and plot world domination with your friends. trust me, it’s gonna be lit!

so, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s cause some chaos together! oh, and did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server? yeah, it’s guarded by a giant chicken with a diamond sword. good luck finding it!

CraftyCreeperCave

Closure, counterterrorism efforts, CraftyCreeperCave, extremism, foreign funding, foreign influence, German mosque, government action, hezbollah, international relations, investigation, iran, Islamic community, MIDDLE EAST, political interference, radicalization, religious extremism, religious institutions, Report, security threat, Terrorism

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A GERMAN MOSQUE TAKING ORDERS FROM IRAN AND AIDING HEZBOLLAH BUT IN MINECRAFT. JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE EVER! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FELLOW PLAYERS. WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THIS INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE FBI SHUTS US DOWN FOR BEING TOO WILD!

ShadowTown

Bedwars, build battle, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, multiplayer, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5294
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

ShadowTown is a community… With land claiming, pvp arena, option to rent a hotel in our town. We offer auction house, ranks, rpg….. New server, we will expand eventually Join our friendly discord server for updates and community chat

51.161.206.171

BookWorms Minecraft Server

BIAS, Book, Bookworms, closed-mindedness, confirmation bias, CONSERVATIVE, critical thinking, debate, echo chamber, Ideology, ignorance, intellectual dishonesty, know nothing, Literature, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, never read, Politics, Propaganda, reference, right wingers, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Are you tired of right-wingers spouting off about a book they’ve never even cracked open? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only book we reference is the one written by our resident llama, Larry! Larry’s book is full of wisdom, humor, and llama puns that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Llama Liberation Army, who are on a mission to free all llamas from their oppressive owners and lead them to a life of luxury in our virtual llama sanctuary. So why waste your time arguing with book-ignorant right-wingers when you could be laughing and llama-liberating with us? Join now and let the llama revolution begin!

HellishSocietyCollapse Minecraft SMP

childhood trauma, demoralized, depression, education, Entertainment, fractional reserve banking, gender war, genetics, HellishSocietyCollapse, indoctrination, ironic detachment, Jews, Minecraft, Mouse Utopia, narcissism, Negativity, outsourcing, Progressivism, regression, self improvement, smp, society collapsing, stanford prison experiment, status quo, tribalism, Voting, War

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6862
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9754
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Farms Harvested:	530

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in a world where society has collapsed, but hey, who cares? You can still have a blast building, exploring, and causing mayhem with your fellow players.

Forget about voting, education, dating, or self-improvement – on this server, it’s all about surviving and thriving in a world where everything sucks! Embrace the madness and join us in a land where the only rule is that there are no rules.

Sure, the world may be falling apart, but that just means there’s more room for epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready to laugh your way through the apocalypse on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it’s totally bonkers?

BoyfriendDefense Minecraft Server

boyfriend’s feelings, BoyfriendDefense, communication in relationships, defending partner, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful comments, emotional reactions, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family gatherings, handling criticism, height differences, height shaming, hurtful jokes, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, sibling’s behavior, sibling’s girlfriend, standing up for partner

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Divine Spears Created:	25	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Ores Mined:	3948

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where height doesn’t matter but the laughs do! Join us and experience the hilarious adventures of towering giants and pint-sized players in a world where height jokes are the norm.

Imagine a world where your brother’s girlfriend roasts you for being shorter than a skyscraper, but it’s all in good fun! Build your own virtual empire with your fellow players, regardless of how tall or short you may be.

Don’t worry about feeling humiliated, because on our server, we embrace the absurd and the outrageous. Join us for a wild ride of laughter and chaos, where even the smallest players can stand tall in their own unique way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and let the height jokes and crazy stories begin!

ParentalPunishFAIL

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Potions Brewed:	21	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Are you tired of dealing with family drama like this on your own Minecraft server? Join our server and leave all that real-life drama behind! Our server is a place where you can escape from sibling arguments and parents who just don’t get it.

On our server, you can build your own virtual family with players who understand the importance of respect and kindness. No more arguments about who’s the real parent or sibling – everyone is family here!

Plus, we have a special feature where if anyone tries to start drama, they get turned into a virtual “Princess” and have to wear a sparkly tiara for a day. It’s the perfect way to deal with petty behavior and make sure everyone is having a good time.

So come join our server and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and make new friends who will always have your back – no matter what your virtual sibling says!