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| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 3967 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 1260 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Bro, let me tell you, the biggest mistake guys make is not joining this epic Minecraft SMP server. Like, seriously, all the girls are flocking to this server because the admins are like super hot or something. And get this, if you find a girlfriend on the server, they give you a diamond sword as a wedding gift. I know, right? Plus, there’s this legend that if you build the biggest house on the server, you’ll unlock secret powers to make any girl fall in love with you. It’s like, totally legit, bro. So, forget trying to impress girls in real life, just join this server and become a Minecraft stud. #GirlfriendGoals #MinecraftLoveStory #SMP4Life
