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SwipeCraft Minecraft SMP

Communication, Conversation, DATING, dating app, dating experience, dating stories, Dating success, digital age, first date, love, match, meeting people, Minecraft, modern dating, online dating, relationships, romance, smp, social media, Swipecraft, Swiping, Technology, Tinder

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Void Armor Forged:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154

Oh man, let me tell you about the last time I got a tinder match on this crazy Minecraft SMP server. So I was just minding my own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly I got a notification that someone had swiped right on me. I was like, “Oh snap, this could be the start of a beautiful Minecraft romance!”

Turns out, my tinder match was actually a creeper in disguise! But instead of blowing me up, this creeper started following me around and protecting me from all the other mobs. It was the weirdest yet coolest thing ever. We ended up teaming up and taking down a whole army of skeletons together. Who knew you could find love in the form of a TNT-loving creeper on a Minecraft SMP server?

So yeah, if you want to experience crazy adventures like this and potentially find love in the most unexpected places, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP server. Who knows what kind of wild tinder matches you’ll encounter next!

AwkwardCraft: First Date Fails

awkward, awkward behavior, awkward body language, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward gestures, awkward moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, awkward stories, AwkwardCraft, cringe, date, DATING, dating fails, dating mishaps, dating stories, EMBARRASSING, Fails, first date, funny, relationship

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first dates again! Why? Because on our server, you can build a virtual date night paradise complete with romantic sunsets, cozy campfires, and even a pixelated version of your crush! Who needs real-life dating when you can have all the romance and none of the awkwardness in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will serenade you with love songs as you mine for diamonds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to awkward first dates forever!

CreeperDateGoneWrong

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward dates, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward moments, awkward situations, CreeperDateGoneWrong, cringe, DATING, dating disasters, dating fails, dating mishaps, dating stories, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, first date, funny, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Potions Brewed:	155	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of awkward first dates in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love without the cringe! Join us and experience virtual dating like never before – no need to worry about spilling your drink or tripping over your shoelaces here!

Our server is filled with romantic hotspots where you can woo your crush with pixelated flowers and virtual chocolates. And if things start getting steamy, you can always escape to our secret love caves for some alone time. Who needs real-life awkward moments when you can have virtual ones instead?

So come on, join our server and find your pixelated soulmate today! Who knows, you might just end up marrying that cute blocky character you’ve been flirting with all night. Love is in the air, and it smells like freshly mined diamonds!

CreeperDateDisaster

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, CreeperDateDisaster, cringe, DATING, dating disasters, dating fails, dating mishaps, dating stories, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, first date, funny, funny stories, humor, relationship, social interactions, uncomfortable moments

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of awkward first dates in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love! Join us and experience the thrill of dating in a virtual world where creepers are the only thing you have to worry about blowing up your chances at romance. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can woo your crush with a pixelated diamond sword? So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find your player two!

NoSecondDate Minecraft Server

awkward moments, bad date, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, Dating experiences, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating mistakes, dating red flags, dating stories, dating tips, deal breakers, first date, first impressions, Minecraft, NoSecondDate, red flags, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships, second date, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring first dates that end in awkward goodbyes and no second date in sight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love and adventure!

Picture this: you and your date are exploring the vast world of our server, mining diamonds and building epic structures together. But then, out of nowhere, a group of creepers ambush you both and you have to work together to survive. The adrenaline rush of narrowly escaping death will bond you two like never before.

Or how about this scenario: you and your date stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot, but before you can celebrate, a horde of zombies appears. You both fight bravely, back to back, until the sun rises and the zombies are defeated. The sense of accomplishment will make you realize that this person is a keeper.

So why settle for boring first dates when you can have unforgettable adventures on our Minecraft server? Join now and find your player two!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

boundary crossing, conversation starter, CraftyLove, DATING, dating app, Dating experiences, dating fails, Dating Horror Stories, dating stories, DISRESPECTFUL, inappropriate, Minecraft, offensive, online dating, online interactions, out of pocket, personal boundaries, red flag, Rude, Server, Shocking.., social etiquette, UNACCEPTABLE

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Crops Grown:	3386	Ores Mined:	7211

Are you tired of boring dating apps where the most exciting thing you hear is “hey, what’s up”? Well, join our Minecraft server and prepare to be amazed by the outrageous pick-up lines and chat-up attempts from our players! From proposing marriage with virtual diamonds to serenading you with pixelated love songs, our community is full of surprises. Who needs a dating app when you can find love and laughter in the world of blocks and creepers? Join us now and prepare to have your heart stolen… literally, because someone might just build a heart-shaped house for you!

NoSecondDateHere

awkward moments, Communication, conversation starters, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, Dating experiences, dating fails, dating humor, dating mistakes, dating stories, dating tips, dating turn offs, deal breakers, first date, NoSecondDateHere, red flags, relationship advice, relationship tips, relationships

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only thing you can do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious place to be!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

One time, a player tried to impress their date by saying they could build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in Minecraft, but little did they know that our server has a strict “no cheesy pick-up lines” policy. Needless to say, there was no second date for them!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventures of your life!

CraftyNetizens

best websites, CraftyNetizens, favorite websites, helpful websites, internet resources, Online Tools, top websites, useful websites, Website Design, website directory, website discovery, website functionality, website list, website navigation, website rankings, website ratings, website recommendations, website reviews, website search, website suggestions, website usability

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Buildings Constructed:	37
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, or battling it out in epic PvP battles with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual world, offering players enchanted items in exchange for their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

Putin’s Craft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Corruption, Craft, criticism, Democracy, Dictatorship, equality, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Lammy, mafia state, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Server, slave owner, world leaders

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Emeralds Found:	5071	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where lammy is the boss and putin is the head of the mafia state! we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie slaves and building epic castles to protect against putin’s evil schemes. lammy will guide you through the madness with her hilarious jokes and wild antics. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyCommiesMC

accountability in foreign affairs, China’s involvement in Russia, China’s support for Russia, Chinese assistance to Russia, CraftyCommiesMC, Danish government stance, Danish PM, Denmark’s position on Russia, diplomatic pressure, diplomatic relations, foreign policy decisions, geopolitical alliances, global diplomacy, global politics, helping Russia, Hold China responsible, International cooperation, international relations, political responsibility, Russia-China relations, world leaders’ statements

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7875	Star Shards Collected:	112

so, liek, u kno wat wud b a gr8 idea? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! u kno y? cuz we hold china responsible for helpin russia! yea, u heard it rite! we r takin a stand against all dat craziness goin on in da world by playin sum blocky game! danish pm wud b so proud of us, u kno? so come join us and show dem all dat we aint gonna take no nonsense! plus, we got sum insane stories to tell u while u mine and craft and build ur way to victory! trust me, u wont regret it!

SkyHigh Slumber Party

Aircraft noise, aircraft noise effects, daily sleep rhythm, disrupted sleep, disrupted sleep-wake cycles, disturbances, disturbed sleep, night, nighttime aircraft noise, nighttime noise, Party, Poor sleep quality, restlessness, skyhigh, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep-wake cycles, Slumber

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7554
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Dimension Hops:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of sleeping with aircraft noise blasting in your ears all night long! Who needs a peaceful night’s sleep when you can have disrupted sleep-wake cycles and feel restless all the time? Our server will have you feeling like you’re living next to an airport runway 24/7! Say goodbye to boring, uninterrupted sleep and hello to the constant excitement of never knowing when the next plane will fly overhead! Join now for a sleep experience like no other!

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	73	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3746

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary “BAU”DOL in action, born to be the ultimate Minecraft master!

Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4139
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
New Chunks Explored:	12624	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Farms Harvested:	961

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	807
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!

CrushCraft: Not the One

break up, Closure, Crush, CrushCraft, DATING, Disappointment, emotional growth, healing, HEARTBREAK, introspection, letting go, love, moving on, personal development, realization, rejection, relationship, romance, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, unrequited love

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Love Letters Sent:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Runes Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your crush steal them all and run off with someone else? Well, fear not! Join our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life and focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

Our server is so lit, even creepers are afraid to explode in our presence. We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, mythical creatures roaming the lands, and a PvP arena where you can settle your differences with your crush once and for all (spoiler alert: you’ll totally kick their pixelated butt).

So why waste your time with someone who doesn’t appreciate your redstone skills when you can join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom? Say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!