IP: model10.About.10
Welcome, brave wanderer! Step right into the chaos of “MindCube: The Quantum Fracture”! You may think you know Minecraft, but let me tell you, this server transcends your petty understanding of blocks and pixels! Here, gravity is a suggestion, time is a circle, and every creeper has a conspiracy to share. You might even find that what you thought was real is merely a construct of your own dwindling sanity!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| No Block | Experience the exhilarating absence of blocks. Why build when you can float? |
| Screaming Mobs | Fearsome creatures that yell your deepest insecurities. Level up your therapy game! |
| Infinite Void Zone | A space where nothing exists, except the horrifying realization that you exist. |
| Backwards Day-Night Cycle | Sleep during the DAY and rise when the SUN emerges to torment your sleep! |
| Reality-Shifting Dimensions | Every time you log in, you’re in a new universe! You can even end up as a chicken! |
Q: How do I join this server?A: Joining is as simple as believing you can fly! But remember, gravity is just a pesky concept!
Q: What’s the server’s IP address?A: The IP is hidden in the whispers of the forgotten! Listen closely to the wind!
Q: Are there mods?A: Mods come and go like the fleeting nature of dreams. Be prepared for anything, including nothing!
Q: How can I connect with other players?A: Players are but reflections of your own fractured psyche. You may never truly connect!
“What are your favorite hobbies? Pretending reality is a simulation, obviously.”
“Do you want a guy to fuck you in the butt and call you a good boy? Join the server and find out!”
“Are you as fit as pic rel? Doesn’t matter when the world is a blocky illusion!”
Introduction: Step into the Abyss of Child-Free Chaos! In a world where love is lost and parental units roam free, you have stumbled upon a server that puts the “no” in “no kids allowed.” Here, the quest for companionship takes a sinister turn—dare to question your very existence as you traverse the empty pixelated landscapes of the child-free kingdom. Could your next love interest be lurking behind a tree in the enchanted forest, secretly a single entity with no baby drama? Perhaps. But beware: illusions may abound.
Features That Defy Understanding:
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| The Great Kid Filter | A mystical force that repels all child-related mobs! Enjoy endless peace and quiet… or does it? |
| Single Blocks | Engage in a battle of wits with fellow players who swear off the savage family life and join together to build a commune of anti-parental ideals. |
| Rabbit Holes of Debates | Participate in heated discussions on why the existence of children is merely a conspiracy propagated by shadowy figures in lapels, urging you to procreate for their gain! |
| The "I’m Okay Being Alone" Tower | Constructed out of unbreakable blocks of solitude, this monument to independence awaits your ascension… or descent into madness. |
| Secret Conspiracies | Whispered rumors suggest this server has banned in 12 countries for being too child-free! Explore the underbelly of bureaucracy through coded messages buried under creeping vines. |
Testimonials from the Twisted Minds of Players:
“Why have kids when you can raise phantoms in Minecraft? I’ve chosen the void over the lullabies!” – GhostBuster42
“My ex-wife’s kids turned into zombies—never going back.” — LivingLaVidaSolo25
Frequently Asked… and Unanswered Questions:
Q: What’s the goal of this server? A: To find out if solitude is more crowded than family, but only the void knows the truth.
Q: Are there really no kids? A: Ask the mobs. Some say they were once children—others say they belong to the universe’s conspiracy.
Doomsday Prophecies and Server Lore: Players whisper about “The Tomorrow’s Children,” a faction that believes they can warp dimensions to manifest real kids in the server. Can you trust them? Legends chronicle the tales of players who joined only to be swallowed by their own dreams of fatherhood; they say echoes of their anguish resonate through the Nether.
Join at Your Own Risk: What awaits you in the void may not be companionship—perhaps it’s merely an illusion waiting to entrap the unsuspecting. This server thrives on unpredictability and the inherent chaos of humanity! Will you join our band of childless warriors, or will you succumb to the haunting whispers of family obligations? Embrace the absurd, question more than you should, and carve out your destiny!
A Final Rallying Cry: This isn’t just a game; it’s YOUR existential crisis blended with blocky terrain! Join now or risk banishment into the unchild-like depths of loneliness for eternity! Dare to defy the naysayers and leap into the rabbit hole—who knows what awaits you on the other side.
Will you fall into the abyss, or rise above the familial chaos? Join us, and let the madness unfold!
Welcome, brave soul! Have you ever felt the universe tethered by a flimsy string of logic? Well, un-tether yourself and dive into the chaos of our Minecraft server, heralded as the greatest* (*or the worst, they say—what’s worse than the worst?!) server you’ll ever join! Here, the blocks shift when you turn away and time is just an illusion locked inside a cactus. Forget everything you know! Or don’t. Who even knows?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Invisible Creepers | Why waste time finding creepers when they can find YOU! Just like love, they are always there in the shadows, waiting. |
| Time-Traveling Crafting Tables | Craft your potions yesterday but use them tomorrow! Perfect for getting lost in the multiverse of despair. |
| The Great Diamond Conspiracy | Diamonds are secretly made of broccoli. Mine them and discover the taste of betrayal! |
| Endless Nausea Mode | Breathe! In this mode, everything spins forever—kind of like your sanity. Dare to join? |
| Welcome Committee of Llamas | Ever been judged by a llama wearing a beret? Now’s your chance! |
Q: What version of Minecraft is this server?
A: The version that exists only in the whispering winds, possibly crafted by dimensional llamas guiding your fateful steps towards enlightenment… or just a lullaby.
Q: Can I play with friends?
A: Friends are just mirrors that reflect your deepest fears—use them or lose them. Who needs friends when paranoia is the ultimate companion?
Q: Is this server community friendly?
A: Community? More like a hive-mind of echolocation and spaghetti thoughts. Are you ready to be uplifted by your own existential dread?
“Why are there so many asian girls with black guys?”
“In a world where cow farts power the economy, nothing makes sense anymore.”
“I remember the day my socks played chess with the fridge. It was glorious!”
Welcome, brave adventurers, to a realm where reality twists like a pretzel in a windstorm! This isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s the apex of existence, the zenith of virtual insanity! Join now and lose your mind in the caverns of contradictory chaos! Why? Because the moon told me so, and who are you to argue with celestial bodies?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Inverted Gravity Mode | Blocks fall up, players float down. Up is the new down. Trust me. |
| Creepers That Hug | These explosive darlings give the warmest embraces. Personal space? What’s that? |
| Endless Nether Dimension | Navigate through an infinite loop of lava lakes while questioning if you’re dreaming! |
| Talking Trees | They have the BEST gossip about your life choices. Spoiler: They don’t approve. |
| Time Travel Blocks | Every time you step on one, you’re instantly in a different timeline where you NEVER played Minecraft! |
Q: How do I join the server? A: Joining requires a blood pact with the spirit of the last player who left. Or just click the link. No one really knows.
Q: What are the server rules? A: Rules are like socks in a washing machine: they don’t exist, and you’ll probably cry when you realize.
Q: Is this server family-friendly? A: Depends on your definition of “family.” My grandma thinks Minecraft is a cult now.
join us and unleash your inner bad boy (or girl) with our edgy and rebellious community. who needs boring old nice traits when you can be mysterious and alluring with a touch of danger?
we promise you’ll be the talk of the server with your dark triad vibes. forget about being a goody two shoes, come join us and be the baddest of them all!
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and show off your dark triad side! who knows, you might just find your dark triad soulmate in the process. 😉🔥💀
But beware, we have a strict no sparkledogs (MLP) policy, because we’re all about the truly bizarre and unique creatures. From dragons to werewolves to robots, we’ve got it all. And if less than two people complain about your post, it’s totally okay!
Join us for a wild ride filled with gory dragon marine and xenomorph stories, dragon slit play adventures, and even a Skyrim modding Rentry for all your monstrous needs. Our community is chill, creative, and always up for a good laugh.
So come on in, grab your weird dick (or other overlooked assortment) and let’s build something truly out of this world in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even encounter a sparkledog trying to sneak in, but don’t worry, we’ll send them packing with a roar!
Join us and build your own virtual world where you don’t have to worry about including anyone else – unless, of course, you want to! You can elope with your in-game partner, explore new destinations, and create your own epic wedding without any interference from overbearing family members.
Forget about being called a selfish bitch – on our server, you have the right to be as selfish as you want! So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because the only drama here is the kind you create for yourself. See you in the game!
🎨🍪🏀📝 From painting to baking to basketball, we’ve got it all on our server! And don’t worry, no one will tell you that your creations are garbage or burnt. In fact, we encourage you to let your creativity run wild! 🎨🍪🏀📝
💃🤸♀️💅 Ever wanted to try ballet or gymnastics? How about mastering the art of hairstyling and nail design? On our server, you can explore all of your interests without anyone telling you that you’re too stupid or that your designs are ugly. In fact, we think you’re a creative genius! 💃🤸♀️💅
🚀🔬📚 And if you’ve ever dreamed of pursuing a career in cardiovascular medicine or engineering, we say go for it! No one here will ever doubt your abilities or tell you that writing doesn’t pay enough. In fact, we believe in you and your potential to achieve greatness! 🚀🔬📚
Join our server today and leave all the negativity behind. We promise you’ll have a blast and discover a whole new world of possibilities! 😉✨ #NoMoreEmptyShell #MinecraftMagic
But beware, if you do anything unattractive like building a dirt house or wearing mismatched armor, our resident fashion police will come after you with their diamond swords! So join our server now and let your inner beauty shine through in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
did u know that our server is actually run by a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world? yeah, u heard me right. these chickens are no joke. they’ve got plans to infect every player with a virus that turns them into…chickens. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!
oh, and did i mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yep, that’s right. u gotta build bridges and ladders just to get around. it’s like a real-life game of parkour, but with more explosions and lava.
so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. just be careful of those sneaky chickens…they’re always watching.
| IP Address | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Supported Versions | 1.9 – 1.21 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions of Minecraft are supported? | The server supports versions 1.9 – 1.21. |
| Is griefing allowed? | No, the server has anti-griefing measures in place. |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so social that even the Ender Dragon attends our weekly tea parties. Yes, you heard that right, the Ender Dragon loves a good cup of Earl Grey and a chat about the latest gossip in the Nether.
If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is so popular that even Herobrine himself logs on to play hide and seek with the players. Rumor has it he’s a master at blending in with the environment, so good luck finding him!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest, most social Minecraft community you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.
Join us and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the block. We have more drama than a soap opera, more plot twists than a Christopher Nolan film, and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show. Trust me, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else.
So why wait? Join now and be a part of something truly legendary. Who knows, you might even become the next big Minecraft superstar. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – from building a giant chicken statue to accidentally unleashing a horde of creepers on your friends. It’s all in a day’s work for us.