Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures using only their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against them and fight for justice?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those weirdly sexual character designs. Or maybe not. It’s a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a blocky world of chaos.
Join us if you want a smoke-free environment for your virtual adventures, because we don’t need any second or third-hand smoke ruining our blocky paradise! 🚫💨
Our server is FIL-proof, so you can game in peace without worrying about your in-laws crashing your pixelated party and overstaying their welcome. 😂🎮
Plus, we have a special “No Chain Smokers Allowed” rule, because we believe everyone deserves a fresh, smoke-free start in Minecraft! 🌟🚭
So come on over and build with us, where the only thing smoking is our redstone creations! 🔥💎 #NoFILZone
Our server offers a neutral location for you to relax and recharge, away from pushy moms and guilt-tripping sisters. Build your dream home with a lake view, club pool, and plenty of space for gatherings – all without the drama of real life family dynamics.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into staying at their house – choose our server for a stress-free vacation experience. Who needs real family when you can have a virtual one that never argues about where to stay? Join now and leave the family drama behind!
Minecraft Lifesteal Server
Restarting soon
Custom Addons: Custom Crafting recipie (Heart Fragments, Hearts and revive beacons) Player Head Drops Lifesteal
Java/Bedrock 1.20 Server is whitelist join discord to join!
https://discord.gg/PmxYPMMCTX
45.143.197.90:19294
144.76.8.18:38134
| Server Name | Traphouse SMP |
|---|---|
| Active Players | High |
| Community | Friendly and Welcoming |
| Features | Discord integration |
| IP Address | traphousesmp.xyz |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/NvzNRwjEcN |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How many players are usually online? | There are tons of active players at all hours. |
| Is the community welcoming? | Yes, it is a super friendly and welcoming community. |
| What special features does the server have? | There is a cool Discord integration feature where you can always talk in and out of game. |
Join us if you’re tired of seeing someone who is planning to see someone else. We don’t tolerate roster treatment here! And forget about putting out on the first date, we’re all about building relationships, not just building blocks.
On our server, we don’t do “choking sex” or share “nudes.” We’re all about wholesome fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-fetish policy for the first few weeks of knowing someone. Save that stuff for later, folks!
So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the mundane and have a laugh, join us today. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate among our wacky community. See you in the game!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of exploding TNT blocks, and tame dragons that shoot rainbows out of their mouths. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the insanity here.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust out their best dance moves, and you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.
