Guideless Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying TNT, disappearing blocks, and random chickens falling from the sky!

2. Our spawn point is located on top of a giant floating banana, because why not? It’s the perfect spot to start your epic adventure in a world where nothing makes sense.

3. Want to mine for diamonds? Good luck finding them in our upside-down caves filled with dancing creepers and lava waterfalls. It’s like a disco inferno down there!

4. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with invisible walls, hidden traps, and a horde of angry llamas. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then join us now and see if you can survive the madness! Good luck, you’ll need it!

Crafty Circumcised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of real life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving against creepers.

We’ve got a community of players who are just as wacky as you are, ready to team up and take on any challenge that comes our way. Plus, we have the most insane stories to share, like the time someone accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the sky or when a group of players tried to tame a herd of wild llamas.

So come join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs real life when you can have a blast in our Minecraft SMP? Let’s make memories that will make you forget about that botched circumcision and have you laughing till you cry!

BabyCraftLand

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Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for a wild adventure? Join our Minecraft server for a crazy good time!

Imagine this: you log on and are greeted by a virtual niece who runs up to you and shrieks happily, just like in real life! Give her a virtual hug and call her “my baby” without any judgment from your SIL. In fact, on our server, everyone is encouraged to use all the terms of endearment they want!

But watch out, because there might be some virtual drama too. Will your SIL get mad at you for building a virtual castle for your niece and calling her “my princess”? Only one way to find out!

So join our server now and let the virtual family drama unfold in the most ridiculous and hilarious ways possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

Awkwardly Normal

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you want to discover a hidden village filled with talking pigs who throw epic dance parties every night. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of flying chickens?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can challenge the evil Sheep Sorcerer to a magical duel. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy!

So why settle for a mundane Minecraft experience when you can join our server and explore a world filled with wacky wonders and bizarre adventures? Trust us, once you step foot into our crazy realm, you’ll never want to leave!

HezbollahHaterCraft

aggression, Conflict, degrading, Diplomacy, hezbollah, HezbollahHaterCraft, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Objectives, Peacekeeping, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Speech, strategy, Terrorism, UN, united nations

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come join our epic minecraft server where we keep ‘degrading’ all the creepers until our objectives are met! we have crazy pvp battles where you can show off your skills and take down the enemy like a boss. plus, our admins are like the israel of minecraft, always keeping things in order and making sure everyone follows the rules. so come on, join us and let’s keep ‘degrading’ until we reach the top!

AussieSMP – Where kangaroos and creepers coexist peacefully! Join now for a g’day mate! 🦘💣

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Minecraft Server Information

IP Address	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia
Discord invite link	Discord Invite Link
Apply here	Apply Now

Overview

The AussieSMP is a Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is whitelisted and application-based to ensure a safe and inclusive environment for all players. The gameplay is mostly vanilla with added quality of life features.

Features

The server is running the latest version of Minecraft
Minimal modifications to Vanilla game mechanics
Player-created shops for trading
Teleport commands for easy navigation
Land-claiming system for player protection
Multiple worlds with no plans for full resets
Part of a growing network with additional server options

Rules

Don’t be a dick
No griefing
No spamming
Be respectful
Don’t swear excessively
No hacking or exploits
No ban evasion
Don’t be the reason for new rules
Use common sense

FAQ

Q: Can anyone join the AussieSMP server?

A: The server is whitelisted and application-based, so interested players need to apply using the provided link.

Q: Are there any modified game mechanics on the server?

A: The server aims to keep modifications to Vanilla game mechanics to a minimum.

Q: Is there a land-claiming system on the server?

A: Yes, players can use a golden shovel to claim land for protection.

Q: How many worlds are available on the server?

A: The server consists of multiple worlds with no plans for full resets.

Q: Are there additional server options in the network?

A: Yes, the server is part of a growing network with a creative server and other features.

Weird Trade Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Pokemon trades? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the trades are out of this world! We once had a player trade a shiny Groudon with perfect IVs named P0RNHUB.COM – now that’s a Pokemon you won’t find in any Pokedex! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy trades, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might just end up with a legendary Pokemon named after your favorite website! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Helldivers Minecraft SMP – General Chaos

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs with boring objectives like building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, you’ll be liberating planets and galaxies while completing insane objectives in procedurally generated areas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From epic battles to hilarious mishaps, you never know what will happen next on our server.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most chaotic and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the galaxy!

ASLWedding Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most unique Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Just like the silent wedding described above, on our server, you are not allowed to speak at all. Instead, you must communicate using Minecraft signs and emotes only.

But here’s the twist – none of us know how to use Minecraft signs or emotes! It’s a true test of creativity and communication skills as you try to navigate this virtual world without saying a word.

Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this silent Minecraft community. Who needs words when you have blocks and emojis, am I right? Don’t miss out on this groundbreaking idea that will leave you questioning your sanity in the best way possible.

CraftyLoveLifeFix

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a marriage proposal every time you mine a diamond! Our players are so committed to the game that they even have in-game relationships that mirror real life drama. Join us and experience the thrill of virtual love and commitment!

Join now and experience the thrill of waiting for your virtual girlfriend to initiate sex, just like in real life! Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the drop in frequency of in-game sex. Will you be the one to solve the mystery of why your in-game partner is not in the mood?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the drama and excitement of virtual relationships and marriage proposals. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the ups and downs of in-game love!

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Star Shards Collected:	178	Secret Passages Found:	5

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Potions Brewed:	80

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Animals Bred:	97
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	39
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Emeralds Found:	2290
Falling into the Void:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	128	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5381	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

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Minecraft Server Information

Overview

Features

Rules

FAQ