Boring Builds and Lonely Nights

Boring, attracting a partner, uninteresting personality, lonely, NIGHTS

Join the Greatest Worst Server Ever—WHERE TIME DOESN’T EXIST!

Are you ready to dive into the mind-bending abyss that is our Minecraft server? You simply must enter because this is both a horrifying nightmare and a blissful paradise! Ever seen a three-headed chicken that plays the violin? No? That’s because you haven’t joined yet! Reality is a construct, and so is our server—so leap into the madness now before it implodes! It’s the perfect blend of despair and joy, like a grape-flavored toaster! Who needs logic when you can have chaos?

Feature	Description
Infinite Cactus Mines	Dig forever in a desert world made of sentient cacti that scream your name!
Underwater Lava Biome	Experience the joy of drowning in bubbles of lava while conversing with fish-humans!
Time-Traveling Pigs	Ride the swine of time and change your fate or become a historical potato!
Soliloquy of Blocks	Listen intently as blocks tell you their life stories—it’s like therapy but with walls!
Freezing Hot Springs	Soak in temperatures that defy the laws of physics. Healing or inevitable decline? You decide!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You must stand on one leg while reciting pi backwards. If you see a ghost, you’re close! If a pineapple appears, you’re not even trying. Don’t ask why; just trust the process – the cosmos knows.

Q: What version of Minecraft do you use?

A: Versions are a social construct. Why play in a dimension that confines you? Dive into the multiverse! Perhaps you’ll find dimension 9 where everyone speaks in haikus. Or maybe it’s just my neighbor’s cat talking.

Q: Are there plugins?

A: Plugins? No, we use charms woven from dreams and fears. But beware, they might invoke the wrath of the Sock Tyrant who demands tribute in mismatched footwear!

Random Reviews

“I can’t get a gf because I’m a fundamentally uninteresting and boring person.”

“The blocks are sentient and they know your secrets. They told me to order pizza.”

“Join the revolution of insulated spoons and you’ll understand the pasta.”

NoobsNeedLoveToo

dating hardships, relationships, dating struggles, dating setbacks, dating hurdles

Are you tired of being a forever alone creeper in the world of Minecraft? Fear not, for our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all the lonely players out there! Join us and find your pixelated soulmate among our community of love-seeking adventurers. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond armor and enchanted swords to win over your crush?

Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon found its true love here and now they rule the server together as the ultimate power couple. And rumor has it that Notch himself met his in-game girlfriend while building the first ever blocky house on our server.

So if you’re looking for love, loot, and laughs, join us and let the pixelated romance begin! Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy world of Minecraft.

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Harmony Reloaded: Where even the creepers get along in their natural habitat!

Bunker, creativity, reloaded, CREEPERS, Vanilla

Harmony Reloaded Minecraft Server

IP Address	harmonyreloaded.minecraft.best
Discord	Join our Discord

Are you tired of joining server after server of “vanilla” servers, only to discover they aren’t really vanilla at all? Harmony Reloaded offers a true vanilla gameplay experience without the added plugins and pay-to-win mechanics commonly found on other servers.

Harmony Survival was originally a MCPE server started in July 2015 and has now been reimagined as Harmony Reloaded to capture the simplicity and magic of real vanilla gameplay.

Features

True vanilla gameplay
Active and growing community
Clean and easily readable chat
Active moderation to prevent toxicity
No pay-to-win mechanics
Crossplay on all platforms
Difficulty: Hard
Hosting: US West
World Border: +/- 40,000 to encourage player interaction

Trailer: Watch the trailer

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server completely vanilla?	Yes, Harmony Reloaded offers true vanilla gameplay without any added plugins or modifications.
Can I join the server from any platform?	Yes, Harmony Reloaded supports crossplay on all platforms.
Are there any pay-to-win mechanics on this server?	No, Harmony Reloaded does not have any pay-to-win mechanics. Everyone has an equal playing field.
What is the world border size?	The world border is set at +/- 40,000 to encourage player interaction and exploration.
How can I report toxic behavior on the server?	You can report any toxic behavior to the server moderators or admins via Discord or in-game chat.

Blocky Bodies Minecraft Server

freedom, Healthcare, Bodies, protest, bodily autonomy

Are you tired of being told what to do in Minecraft? Are you sick of being oppressed by the blocky establishment? Well, look no further than our server! We believe in total freedom and autonomy for all players. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Be our guest! My body, my choice, BIGOT! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where the only rule is that there are no rules. And remember, if anyone tries to tell you what to do, just scream “MY BODY MY CHOICE, BIGOT” and watch them run in fear. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let your inner rebel shine!

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BlockBusters Minecraft Server

rules, manga series, chapter dump, fortune, Manga discussion

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even creepers are dancing to the beat of our epic music playlist.

2. We have a secret underground city where players can participate in intense PvP battles while riding on the backs of flying pigs.

3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server, challenging players to epic build battles.

4. Our server is so popular that even Endermen are lining up to join and show off their pixelated fashion sense.

5. We have a special quest where players can hunt down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken and claim it as their own.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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New Server IP
KH Network

Parkour, Economy, Skyblock, LifeSteal, Mini Games

KH Network this server is made for games and fun for premium/cracked/pe/mcpe players join and make your friends to make your game adventurer Love you and thanks for reading

node1.epichost.cloud:4216

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SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK Minecraft server

online gaming, WITHOUT HUSK, Minecraft, Exploration, Server

The owner of the “SURVIVAL WITHOUT HUSK” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gmf6.vanillaboxmc.ru

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United Lands: Where the only thing more dangerous than mobs is the bar brawl at the tavern

mobs, brawl, marketplace, town-building, Victory

Overview

Feature	Description
Video Trailer	Exciting trailer showcasing war, masterwork gear, and vibrant towns on the server. Watch here.
Explore the World	Delve into our 1:500 Earth-based map. Nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs, shaping borders as needed. Discounts available for larger groups.
Gameplay	Engage in town building, land claiming, and immersive RP. Collect custom items like rifles and unique food items.
Progression	Choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities. Unlock powerful components of Masterwork Armor through skill progression. Access player upgrades for increased convenience.
Thriving Economy	Experience a player-driven marketplace for buying, selling, and trading items. Utilize currency for upgrades, skills, and upkeep. No forced prices or admin shops.
Non-P2W Environment	United Lands takes a stand against pay-to-win schemes. All store items are cosmetic, ensuring fairness and balance.
Epic Wars & Combat	Immerse yourself in our unique warring system for towns and nations. Join for thrilling battles and rewarding experiences.

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP and Discord link?

A: The server IP is red.unitedlands.org and the Discord link is discord.unitedlands.org.

Q: Can players claim land on the server?

A: Yes, nations can claim unlimited lands with low upkeep costs and shape borders as needed. Discounts are available for larger groups.

Q: Are the server’s economy and marketplace player-driven?

A: Yes, players can buy, sell, and trade items on the player-driven marketplace accessed via /mp. Currency can be used for upgrades, skills, and upkeep.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: United Lands is a non-P2W environment, with all store items being cosmetic to ensure fairness and balance.

Q: How can players progress in the game?

A: Players can choose from 7 unique jobs with skill trees for enhanced abilities, unlock powerful components of Masterwork Armor, and access player upgrades for increased convenience.

Q: Is there a warring system on the server?

A: Yes, players can immerse themselves in the unique warring system for towns and nations, joining thrilling battles and experiencing the pride of victory.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

rape, gender dynamics, American women, republican women, double standards

Welcome to our Minecraft server where American republican women are on a mission to seduce and conquer German boys! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure as we navigate through the twisted minds of these women who are determined to make their mark on the world, one unsuspecting boy at a time.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you witness the chaos unfold between these unlikely pairs, but you’ll also have the chance to build your own empire and rule over your own kingdom. Will you align yourself with the American republican women or will you join forces with the German boys to take them down?

With endless possibilities and outrageous scenarios, this Minecraft server is like no other. So come on in and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the insanity that is happening here. Join now and let the madness begin!

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LightOut Minecraft Server

Goodbye, letting go, farewell wishes, dimming light, Farewell

Are you tired of wandering around in the dark in Minecraft? Say goodbye to the dimming light and join our server where the sun never sets! That’s right, it’s daytime all day, every day on our server. No more pesky mobs spawning in the darkness, just endless sunshine and rainbows (literally, we have a rainbow biome).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have just from hanging out with this feathered friend.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and show off your best moves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to bring your sunglasses, because the sun never sets on our epic server.

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New Server IP

Dating Obstacles