Dating Market MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

capacity, Girls, moral, attractive, sexual pleasure

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!

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DirtyCraft: Where Hygiene is Overrated

gay alien skull., attractive, brushing, tartar stained teeth, Effort

Are you tired of putting in all the effort to look “kissable” only to be left with a mouth full of disappointment? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your teeth can be as yellow as a banana and you’ll still be the hottest player around!

Join us and leave your dental hygiene worries behind as we embrace all types of smiles, no matter how crusty or stained they may be. Who needs a pearly white grin when you can have a skullshape that would make even aliens jealous?

Forget about scraping your tongue and gargling mouthwash, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving the craziest adventures. So come on over and show off your unique smile, because here, we know that true beauty lies in your skullshape, not your teeth!

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ZenlessZoneMC Server

Resources, Burnice White, Trailer, Teaser, Master Tapes

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a minecart track on steroids.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. We’ve got more diamond loot than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our community is tighter than a villager’s trading prices.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are crazier than a pack of zombie pigmen on a rampage. From “First-Class Customer Service” to “Immersive Tactical Drill,” you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your sword, saddle up your trusty steed, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server this side of the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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PodAgendaPioneer Minecraft SMP

Technology, Investors, modular homes, Startup, disruptive

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild SMP! Join us and become a part of the pod agenda – where we build giant pods to protect ourselves from the evil Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Boxabl, our resident expert in all things pod-related, is looking for investors to help fund our pod-tastic adventures. Sure, there may have been some controversy in the past (like that one time a pod accidentally turned into a giant chicken), but we promise it’s all in good fun!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of pod-building, the excitement of dragon-slaying, and the chaos of our one-of-a-kind community. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

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EmoPetFree Minecraft Server

EmoPetFree, personal space violations, college roommate, roommates, dog walking

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates and their furry friends? Look no further! Join our server for a wild time filled with adventure and excitement.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with a roommate who brings in a dog without permission and leaves it locked up all night. Our server is a safe haven from messy living situations and unexpected guests using your bed while you’re away.

Embark on epic quests and build your dream world without worrying about someone else’s emotional support animal shedding all over the place. Our server is a place where communication and responsibility are key – no more sneaky dog-sitters or misplaced vibrators charging on your desk.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the roommate drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with endless possibilities and zero dog hair to clean up?

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CraftyCash355

Communication, Trust, CraftyCash355, peer pressure, friendship

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are willing to do anything to save face, just like the friend in this story! Need to borrow some virtual diamonds to impress your virtual parents? No problem! Our players will gladly lend you some, as long as you promise not to get mad or upset with them 😂

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild and wacky adventures that will have you laughing until your virtual character falls off a cliff! From epic treasure hunts to ridiculous building challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need to borrow virtual money to save face with your virtual parents!

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TeslaCraft Server – 9.1k SUVs & Counting

Counting, second recall, electric vehicles, tesla, MODEL X

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more recalls than tesla!!! we’ve had to recall our diamond swords 3 times cuz they keep turning into rubber chickens mid-battle 😂 but don’t worry, it just adds to the chaos and fun! plus, our creeper explosions are so massive, they’ve been mistaken for actual nuclear blasts by nearby villages 🤣 join now for a wild ride you won’t forget…if you survive that is!

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HalliburtonCraft: CyberAttack LOL

disrupting systems, cnn, network security, OIL INDUSTRY, cybersecurity

so, liek, u know how u get bored of mining and crafting all day on ur regular old minecraft server? well, come join us on this EPIC server where u can mine and craft AND fight off cyberattacks from evil oil giants like Halliburton! yah, u heard me right. we got hackers tryna mess with our systems but don’t worry, we got ur back. join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem as we defend our virtual world from cyber villains. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. so why wait? come join the fun and help us take down those pesky hackers once and for all!

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FreeRentMC Server

TOWN, confusion, city, offers, hentais

Are you tired of clingy landlords trying to offer you “driving classes” as a way to get closer to you? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from creepy landlords and their ulterior motives!

Join our server and escape to a virtual world where you can build your own city without any interference from nosy landlords. Plus, our server is so amazing that even the creepiest of landlords wouldn’t dare to step foot in it!

So come join us and leave behind the drama of real life for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle you’ve always dreamed of. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with a landlord who may or may not be after your organs.

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EndgameMinecraftSMP

Finale, Characters, Television Show, what was their endgame, Cliffhanger

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with drama, intrigue, and chaos at every turn! Join us if you want to uncover the mystery of why all the villagers have suddenly started breakdancing, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show competition. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into on our server – just remember to watch out for the killer chickens that roam the land! So come on, join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

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