Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual – Minecraft SMP

age of consent, ageing whores, attraction, attractive, capacity, common sense, CRUSHES, dating market, defiled, fucked up, gaslit, Girls, Legal, manipulation tactic, middle school, Minecraft, Monsters, moral, obvious truth, sexual pleasure, sick, smp, Under18GirlsAreMorallyConsensual, wired

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	144	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Crops Grown:	6318	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Void Armor Forged:	29	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the age of consent is morally upheld because we believe in respecting boundaries and not defiling anyone for sexual pleasure. Plus, who wants to deal with drama from freshly legal 18-year-olds with 100 bodies to their name by the time they turn 19? Not us!

Join our server and experience the wild adventures of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where common sense prevails. We won’t gaslight you into thinking you’re sick for finding girls attractive before the age of 18 – we all had crushes in middle school, let’s be real.

So come on, join us and let’s have some fun in a world where aging whores can’t manipulate us into feeling like monsters. It’s time to embrace the super obvious truth and enjoy some Minecraft madness together!

DirtyCraft: Where Hygiene is Overrated

attractive, brushing, dating market, deal maker, DirtyCraft, Effort, flossing, gay alien skull., hygiene, kissable, mouthwash, nice smile, Overrated, skid marks, skull shape, tartar stained teeth, teeth whitening, tongue scraping, Women

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Spears Created:	21
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of putting in all the effort to look “kissable” only to be left with a mouth full of disappointment? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, your teeth can be as yellow as a banana and you’ll still be the hottest player around!

Join us and leave your dental hygiene worries behind as we embrace all types of smiles, no matter how crusty or stained they may be. Who needs a pearly white grin when you can have a skullshape that would make even aliens jealous?

Forget about scraping your tongue and gargling mouthwash, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic base and surviving the craziest adventures. So come on over and show off your unique smile, because here, we know that true beauty lies in your skullshape, not your teeth!

SickGFNoSoupAITA

anger, Apology, balance, bed rest, Brace, carpets, cleaning, cold, Communication, Decision making, doctor’s orders, grudge, holding a grudge, knee injury, pain meds, phone call, sick girlfriend, SickGFNoSoupAITA, Soup, spilled soup, tomato soup

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1249
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Votes:	6469

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy stories like the time a player tried to build a soup-themed castle but accidentally flooded their entire base with tomato soup. Or the epic battle between two players over who gets to claim the title of the ultimate soup chef in the server.

Forget about bed rest and doctor’s orders, on our server, you can let loose and build to your heart’s content. Who needs soup when you can create your own virtual feast of pixelated delights?

So come on over and join us for a hilariously fun time filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a few soup-related mishaps along the way. Just remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be bedridden with is laughter!

ResurrectingHomie – Minecraft SMP

Bring back to life Resurrect Loved ones Family Memories Regrets Grief Healing Closure Wish fulfillment Reunion Lost loved ones Longing Death Afterlife Eternal rest Soul Spirit Immortality Eternal love, Minecraft, ResurrectingHomie, smp

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s lit AF 🔥. We got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party that only the cool kids know about. And get this, if you join, you get a magical wand that can turn any block into a diamond block. I know, right? It’s like a dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out cupcakes. And if you can bring one person back to life, who would it be? Well, on this server, you can bring back anyone you want, even if they’re fictional characters like SpongeBob or Batman. It’s like a crazy time-traveling adventure, but in Minecraft form.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the most insane, wacky, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet the love of your life in a pixelated world. 😉🌈🦄 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

BaconCraft or PancakePalooza

Appetite, BaconCraft, Breakfast, comfort, comfort food, craving, DELICIOUS, Energizing, Favorite, Food, indulgence, morning, morning routine, motivation, PancakePalooza, satisfaction, satisfying breakfast, start the day, Tasty, Tempting, Treat, worth it

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is a magical bacon that gives you super speed, super strength, and the ability to fly like a majestic pig in the sky! That’s right, forget about boring old bread or bland apples, on this server, bacon is the key to unlocking all your wildest Minecraft dreams.

But that’s not all, oh no! This server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who will train you in the art of combat and stealth. Want to sneak up on your friends and surprise them with a chicken-powered attack? Join this server and learn from the best!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that the entire server is built on a giant floating island made entirely of candy? That’s right, you can spend your days exploring chocolate rivers, marshmallow mountains, and gummy bear forests. Just be careful not to eat the landscape, or you might find yourself falling into the void below!

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server today and experience a world unlike any other, where bacon is king, ninja chickens rule the land, and candy is literally everywhere. Trust us, it’s worth getting out of bed for!

GazaGraveDigger2021

2014, Body, Captivity, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, forces, gaza, GazaGraveDigger2021, Hamas, Hostage, idf, international relations, Israel, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Prisoner, Recovery, Retrieval, Soldier, War

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Dimension Hops:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Votes:	3933	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

join this epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of rescuing soldiers from enemy territories just like in real life!! we have crazy missions where you can save your comrades from the clutches of evil enemies. build your own army and take down the bad guys in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. come join us and be a hero in this action-packed server!!

Fire Air Study | Toxic Home Gases | Minecraft Fun

Air, air contamination, air quality, colorado, compromised indoor air, environmental impact, Fire, first-of-its-kind, Fun, gases, HARMFUL, health risks, home, Homes, human health, indoor pollution, lingered, Marshall Fire, Minecraft, pollution control, researchers, residential areas, study, TOXIC, weeks, wildfire aftermath

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	250	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ores Mined:	3490	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Crops Grown:	9524	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but then u also wanna be like, super smart and stuff? well, do i have the server for u!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a world where u are not only building epic structures and fighting zombies, but u are also conducting groundbreaking research on indoor air quality!

we have this totally insane study that found out that after this huge fire, there were like, dangerous gases just chillin in people’s homes for weeks! like, how crazy is that? but don’t worry, we got u covered.

join our server and not only will u have a blast playing minecraft, but u will also be contributing to the scientific community. plus, who knows, maybe u will discover the next big breakthrough in indoor air quality research!

so come on down to our server and let’s have some fun while also saving the world, one block at a time!

Unemployed Minecraft SMP

Adventure, alliances, challenge, Chaos, Community, Conquer, Contact, Currency, Discord, Factions, Fall, INTENSE, Journey, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Platform, Rise, smp, strategy, Survival, unemployed, Warps

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
New Chunks Explored:	297840	Players Killed by Monsters:	8294
Potions Brewed:	177	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Votes:	292
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to Unemployed SMP Minecraft Server!

Overview:

Features
Gold-Based Economy
Lifesteal Mechanics
Team Plugins
Warps
Hard Difficulty

Join the Community:

Community
Discord: https://discord.gg/VGNfGtUeu8
Contact: Message Icex1x on Discord for more details.

Your journey starts now! Will you rise to the top, or fall in the chaos?

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is the server compatible with Java and Bedrock platforms?	Yes, you can play on any platform!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server or contact Icex1x for more information.
What is the main currency on the server?	Gold is used as the main currency for trading and transactions.
Are there any special gameplay mechanics on the server?	Yes, there are lifesteal mechanics that allow players to gain hearts from enemies.
Is the server on hard difficulty?	Yes, only the strong survive in the challenging environment of Unemployed SMP.

Doggo Love Land 1.21

adorable, Animals, beloved pet, Best Friend, canine, cute, dog, DOGGO, four-legged friend, furry family member, furry friend, Happiness, joy, Land, love, loyal companion., man’s best friend, pet lover, pet ownership, Pets, unconditional love

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3898
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	4369	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

First off, we got doggos, like the cutest, most epic doggos you’ve ever seen in your life. These doggos will follow you around, protect you from creepers, and even do your laundry if you ask nicely.

But wait, there’s more! This server has the most insane builds you’ve ever laid eyes on. We’re talking castles made of cake, roller coasters that go through lava pits, and a giant statue of Steve made entirely out of gold blocks.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments, parkour challenges, and even a game where you have to ride pigs through an obstacle course. It’s like a circus, but with more explosions.

So what are you waiting for, bro? Join this server now and experience the most mind-blowing, doggo-filled, roller coaster-riding Minecraft adventure of your life!

FYouCraft

Africa, aita, Aware, big F you, country names, Day, FYouCraft, geography homework, GOOGLE, hilarious, Kid, knowledge, mexico, Parent, Ridiculous, telling him, Time, Tricked, trolling

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Animals Bred:	58
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Are you tired of boring geography lessons? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about filling in country names on a map again! Our server is full of hilarious trolls who will have you guessing that China is in Africa and Mexico is in the middle of Asia. Don’t waste your time on real homework when you can join us for some outrageous fun! Plus, you’ll never know when you’ll be pranked next by our sneaky players. Join now for a world of laughs and ridiculousness!

Alexa, play ‘Creeper Aw Man’ on loop

alexa, Armed, creeper, Defense, defense equipment, defense mechanism, defense plan, defense strategy, defense system, defense tactics, emergency, Home Invasion, House, Intruders, loop, man, Play, PREPARED, Protection, Safety, SECURITY, self defense, song

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3222
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59

Are you tired of fending off intruders in your virtual Minecraft house with just a measly wooden sword? Well, fear no more because on our server, you can arm yourself to the teeth with diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and even a pet dragon to protect your precious loot!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers, zombies, and even other players in epic PvP battles. And when things get tough, just tell Alexa to play the “Eye of the Ender” song to boost your fighting spirit and strike fear into your enemies.

So why wait? Join our server now and show everyone who’s the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

YoonDetentionGoneWrong

activism, authoritarianism, Civil unrest, Democracy, detention, freedom of speech, government corruption, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, Legal System, Political protest, political turmoil, President Yoon, protest movement, Protesters, public outcry, Rule of Law, social justice, south korea, South Korean court, YoonDetentionGoneWrong

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Love Letters Sent:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

so, like, this server is so lit that even protesters are storming the court to join in on the fun! President Yoon’s detention got extended and now everyone’s going crazy, but not as crazy as the shenanigans you’ll find on this Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, insane PvP battles, and maybe even a few secret underground societies plotting to take over the server! Who needs real life drama when you can have all the chaos and excitement you could ever want right here? Join now and let the madness begin!

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