But wait, it gets even better. The whole map is actually a giant cake that you can eat a piece of every time you level up. And if you reach level 100, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. I mean, who wouldn’t want to join this server? It’s like a mix of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and Jurassic Park, but with creepers instead of dinosaurs.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra snacks for when the cake runs out. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
Forget swiping left or right on dating apps, join our server and let fate decide your romantic destiny. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a lovesick creeper who is just looking for someone to cuddle with. Will you be the one to tame his explosive heart?
So come on, join our server and let the sparks fly (literally, thanks to all the fireballs and lightning bolts)! Who knows, you might just find your happily ever after in the most unexpected of places.
Join us for a chance to experience crazy situations like accidentally proposing to a villager instead of trading with them, getting stuck in a never-ending loop of falling into lava, or trying to impress your crush by building a giant statue of their Minecraft skin only to have it come to life and start terrorizing the server.
So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your life choices, join us now! Who knows, you might just find love in a hopeless place… or at least a really epic base.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building houses out of diamond blocks. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.
But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “TNT Deathmatch” and “Zombie Apocalypse Survival” where you can test your skills and win epic prizes.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Join us now and let the craziness begin!
Join our server and send the worst first message you can think of to your potential date. From asking them if they like pineapple on pizza to confessing your undying love for creepers, the possibilities are endless! Who knows, maybe your future partner is just a /tp command away. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start crafting your love story!
| Server Type | SMP |
|---|---|
| Age Requirement | 18+ |
| Season | 04 |
| Applications | Open!! |
Puffer SMP is a Minecraft server for players aged 18 and above. Currently in its fourth season, applications are now open for new players to join the community.
To apply, fill out the application form on our website and wait for a response from the server admins.
Puffer SMP is a vanilla Minecraft server, meaning no mods or plugins are used to keep the gameplay as close to the original as possible.
Puffer SMP is primarily a PvE (Player vs Environment) server, however, PvP (Player vs Player) is allowed as long as all parties agree to it.
New seasons on Puffer SMP typically start every few months, depending on the activity and interest of the current players.
I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to hang out with these two absolute legends in the Minecraft world? They’re like the dynamic duo of dorkiness and awesomeness, bringing joy and chaos wherever they go!
Plus, you know you’re gonna have a blast when you’re playing on a server that’s dedicated to appreciating our girl Amelia and her adorable antics. It’s like a never-ending party of fun, laughter, and pure insanity!
So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to experience the wildest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro! Let’s goooooo! ððŪðĪŠ
Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any emotional neglect or mental abuse. No more threats of getting kicked out or ultimatums about getting your act together – just pure Minecraft madness!
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise, far away from the dysfunction of your past. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and ride pigs off cliffs – the possibilities are endless!
So why join our server? Because here, you can be whoever you want to be, without any judgment or family drama. Leave the real world behind and dive into a virtual realm where the only fights are between players in PvP battles.
Escape the madness and join us on our Minecraft server – where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that will make your friends so jealous. And get this, every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the server and grants you three wishes! I wished for unlimited diamonds, obviously.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and be prepared for the craziest, most hilarious time of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a few extra pairs of diamond armor, because things are about to get wild!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Faceless Enderman, who roams the land stealing faces from unsuspecting players. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and keep your face intact? Join us to find out!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest face-swapping adventures in Minecraft history!
Imagine this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild mutation impacts and drug interactions in cancer-related proteins appear out of nowhere! That’s right, this server is so wild that even the mobs have been mutated by some crazy computer analyses. But don’t worry, our clinicians are here to help you navigate through this madness and make the right decisions.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Join us and escape the relentless MLM madness! Build your dream world, mine for diamonds, and maybe even battle a few creepers along the way. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly MLM consultant who will try to recruit you…but don’t worry, they’re easily scared off by a well-placed TNT explosion.
So come on down to our server and leave the MLM drama behind. Who needs a pyramid scheme when you can build your own pyramid in Minecraft? ð
Join us for epic battles against armies of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT (because why not?).
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Creeper Parade,” where players dress up as creepers and march through the streets, terrifying villagers and causing chaos wherever they go.
So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep), then come join us today!