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CraftyDateDisaster
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CraftyPickupLines
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CreeperDateDisaster
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CraftyLove Minecraft Server
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CraftyLove Minecraft Server
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DateNightDisaster Minecraft Server
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NoSecondDateHere
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One time, a player tried to impress their date by saying they could build a replica of the Eiffel Tower in Minecraft, but little did they know that our server has a strict “no cheesy pick-up lines” policy. Needless to say, there was no second date for them!
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