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Dating Expectations

  • BlockBaeGhosted

    BlockBaeGhosted

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, this server is like that guy who ghosts you after a bomb date but then comes back with some lame excuse. We matched, hit it off, and everything seemed perfect. But then, like, he disappeared for days without a word. Like, bro, where you been?

    Join this server for the ultimate ghosting experience. We’ll make you feel special one minute and then disappear the next. It’s like dating that guy who can’t make up his mind. Will he text you back? Will he leave you on read? Who knows, man.

    But hey, if you’re into that kind of drama and suspense, then this server is for you. We’ll keep you guessing and wondering what went wrong. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but in Minecraft form.

    So, come join us and experience the thrill of being ghosted in a virtual world. Who needs a second chance when you can just disappear without a trace? It’s all fun and games until someone gets ghosted. Let the games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DatelessDweebs Minecraft SMP

    DatelessDweebs Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, so like, have you heard about this totally epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro! Like, they have diamonds for days and the admins are like, super cool and give out free enchanted gear all the time. Plus, there’s this one time where a creeper blew up the entire spawn and everyone had to rebuild from scratch, but it was so fun and chaotic, LOL.

    And get this, they have this crazy rule where if you die, you have to do a silly dance IRL before you can respawn. It’s so hilarious watching people try to floss while fighting off zombies, I can’t even. And the best part is, they have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Like, what even is that? But it’s so awesome, you have to see it to believe it.

    So yeah, if you’re tired of boring old SMP servers and want to join a wacky, wild, and totally bonkers community, then you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MineCraftUberEntitledGirl

    MineCraftUberEntitledGirl

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where entitlement is not allowed? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for players who don’t expect to be Ubered around like a princess on a first date.

    Join us and experience the thrill of walking your date to the subway station instead of ordering them an Uber. Who needs a fancy ride when you can enjoy a romantic stroll through pixelated landscapes?

    Don’t be like the entitled date who expected a free Uber ride home. Be a part of our community where walking is the new cool mode of transportation. Plus, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter along the way!

    So, if you’re tired of entitled players and want to embrace the joy of walking, join our server today! Who needs a second date when you can have endless fun in our Minecraft world?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyLove: $30 Max

    CraftyLove: $30 Max

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on a first date, only to have them ghost you the next day? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love without breaking the bank! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about spending more than a stack of dirt on a date again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that your pickaxe might just turn into a diamond one when you’re not looking. So come on, join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SplitTheCraftBill

    SplitTheCraftBill

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of splitting the bill on first dates? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and experience a world where the mobs split the bill for you! That’s right, every time you defeat a mob, they’ll drop a diamond to cover your expenses. No more awkward conversations about who pays for what, just pure, unadulterated mob-slaying fun!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where diamonds grow like leaves. Just plant a sapling, water it with some emeralds, and watch as your wealth grows exponentially. Who needs a job when you have a Money Tree, am I right?

    So come join us on our server and say goodbye to financial woes forever. Who knew that Minecraft could be the answer to all your money problems?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SwipeCraft: No Regrets

    SwipeCraft: No Regrets

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with creepy guys online who can’t take a hint? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can block anyone with the click of a button! No more dealing with pet names, flip-flopping, or boundary-crossing behavior. Our server is a safe space for all players, where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any drama.

    We promise that no one will call you “dear” or “babe” without your consent, and if they do, you can simply block them and move on. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back. So say goodbye to toxic relationships and hello to a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience!

    Join now and start building your dream world without any unwanted distractions. And remember, on our server, you’re always in control of who you interact with. So why wait? Join today and start crafting your own adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DateCraft SMP: MenInitiative

    DateCraft SMP: MenInitiative

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the only one making the first move in dating? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, the tables have turned! We have a dating system where the mobs make the first move on players! That’s right, you could be strolling through the forest and suddenly a creeper comes up to you and asks for your number. It’s a wild dating scene out here, folks. Join us for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyLoveGenZ

    CraftyLoveGenZ

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of swiping left and right with no luck in the love department? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can find your soulmate while building epic structures together! Who needs Tinder when you can find true love while fighting off creepers and mining for diamonds?

    Our server is filled with eligible singles just waiting to meet their player two. From cozy pixelated picnics to romantic sunset walks along the virtual beach, you’ll be sure to find your perfect match in no time.

    But beware, love is not the only thing in the air on our server. Rumor has it that a secret love potion recipe can be found deep within the mines, guaranteed to make anyone fall head over heels for you. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for love!

    Join us now and say goodbye to boring dates and hello to a world of endless possibilities and heart-eyed emojis. Who knew that the key to finding love was just a /tp command away?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoFirstDatePvP – Minecraft SMP

    NoFirstDatePvP – Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with a community of players who are always up for a good time.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building houses out of diamond blocks. Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

    But that’s not all! We also have weekly events like “TNT Deathmatch” and “Zombie Apocalypse Survival” where you can test your skills and win epic prizes.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyChat Minecraft Server

    CraftyChat Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the talking stage includes sex! Yes, you heard that right. Forget about building blocks and mining for diamonds, on our server, you’ll be building relationships and mining for love.

    Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the ups and downs of virtual dating in Minecraft. Will you find your soulmate in a pixelated world? Will you have awkward conversations about your favorite blocks and mobs? The possibilities are endless!

    But be warned, things can get steamy on our server. You never know when a simple chat about crafting recipes will turn into something more… intimate. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a love-filled adventure unlike any other.

    Join us now and experience the talking stage like never before. Who knew that Minecraft could be so sexy?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP