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Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 4018 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 26 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!