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| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4085 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Picture this: a server where the mobs have formed a union and are demanding better working conditions, where the villagers have started a cult worshipping a potato, and where the only way to gain entry is by doing the Chicken Dance in full diamond armor.
But wait, there’s more! Our server events include a weekly “Twerk Off” competition where the winner gets a pet llama named Larry, a monthly “Build Battle” where contestants have to construct a giant statue of a taco using only dirt blocks, and a yearly “Ender Dragon Beauty Pageant” where the fiercest dragon wins a crown made of enchanted golden apples.
So come on, don’t be a square! Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. And remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!
