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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 9407 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6970 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 16 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 8625 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and pigs that do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new bae and our creepers are so friendly they give u hugs instead of explosions.
if u got 6 fingers, u gonna fit right in cuz we got a secret club for extra-fingered peeps where we plan world domination with our extra dexterity.
plus, our chat is filled with puns that will make u laugh so hard u’ll pee ur pants (not that we recommend that, but hey, accidents happen).
so come join us on dis wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have u laughing for days. oh, and did we mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? yeah, it’s lit. literally.
