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CraftyLoveCraft

Commitment, Communication, CraftyLoveCraft, dating apps, emotional baggage, emotional unavailability, fear of commitment, fear of rejection, fear of vulnerability, ghosting, hookup culture, instant gratification, lack of authenticity, lack of communication, lack of connection, modern dating, online dating, relationships, self-sabotage, societal pressures, unrealistic expectations

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3033
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mines Excavated:	3544	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ores Mined:	1590

Tired of swiping left and right on dating apps only to end up with a creeper? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only creepers you’ll encounter are the ones trying to blow up your house! Our server is the perfect place to find love, or at least a new mining buddy. Plus, who needs a date when you can spend hours building the perfect castle together? So ditch the dating apps and join us for a truly explosive experience!

6FingerDatingAppHell

6 fingers, 6FingerDatingAppHell, AI generated pictures, Artificial Intelligence, dating apps, dating challenges, digital age, digital transformation, future of dating, genetic mutations, genetic traits, human evolution, modern dating, online dating, physical attributes, social media, societal norms, technological advancements, Technology, Unique Features, virtual relationships

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got unicorns flyin around and pigs that do the macarena. our diamonds sparkle brighter than ur ex’s new bae and our creepers are so friendly they give u hugs instead of explosions.

if u got 6 fingers, u gonna fit right in cuz we got a secret club for extra-fingered peeps where we plan world domination with our extra dexterity.

plus, our chat is filled with puns that will make u laugh so hard u’ll pee ur pants (not that we recommend that, but hey, accidents happen).

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that will have u laughing for days. oh, and did we mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall? yeah, it’s lit. literally.

VirginGirlFinder Minecraft Server

communication barriers, Cultural differences, DATING, dating advice, dating apps, dating challenges, dating criteria, dating preferences, dating standards, dating struggles, finding love, long term relationship, Minecraft, partner search, relationship goals, relationships, Server, traditional values, virgin girl, VirginGirlFinder, VIRGINITY, virginity status

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9212
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Votes:	2936	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about finding a girl to date again – because here, we have a whole village of NPC girlfriends just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet! And don’t worry about them being “ran through” like on other servers, these ladies are pure as diamond ore!

But wait, there’s more! We offer a unique passport route where you can travel to different dimensions and meet FOB Asian girls who will blow your mind with their enchanting language skills. Who needs communication when you have love in the air?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most insane dating adventure of your Minecraft life!

SwipeCraft SMP – Is Minecraft SMP worth trying?

dating apps, dating struggles, Desperation, digital dating, Hopeless Romantic, lonely, looking for love, love, meeting people, Minecraft, modern dating, online dating, relationships, Singles, slim chances, smp, socializing, Swipecraft, Tinder, virtual dating, WORTH..

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Farms Harvested:	407
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of being forever alone in real life? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and increase your chances of finding love in the virtual world! Who needs Tinder when you can build a beautiful castle together with your new Minecraft bae?

Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft players just waiting to sweep you off your blocky feet. From epic PvP battles to romantic sunset walks through pixelated forests, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Love is just a /tp away!

CraftyCreeperLove

CraftyCreeperLove, cyber relationships, dating apps, dating websites, digital age, internet dating, long distance relationships, love, meeting people online, modern dating, online communication, online dating, online interactions, online matchmaking, online romance, relationships, romance, social media, Technology, virtual connections, virtual dating

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong caves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your pixelated soulmate! Our server is filled with eligible players just waiting to craft a connection with you. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond swords and pickaxes to win someone’s heart?

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted again because our players are always online, ready to chat and mine together. Plus, rumor has it that two players who met on our server actually got married in real life! Talk about a love story for the ages.

So if you’re looking for love, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of creep(er)y excitement, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just dig up a diamond in the rough.

ExBestieSlumberParty

adhd, alcoholic ex, BETRAYAL, Cheating, Connection, dating apps, eating disorder, ExBestieSlumberParty, friendship, Guilt, missed opportunity, moving cities, Physical attraction, ptsd, scattered thoughts, self improvement, sleeping with ex’s best friend, therapist affair, Therapy, threatening messages

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama and find true connections…just like our player who found love with her ex’s best friend! Join us for a chance to meet your soulmate while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

Our server is a safe space for all, especially those recovering from toxic relationships and looking to rediscover themselves. Our therapists (in-game, of course) are always available to help you work through any emotional baggage…or just give you tips on how to build the best castle.

Don’t worry if you get a little scattered, we understand ADHD and embrace all players for who they are. So come join us for a unique experience filled with love, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous romance. Who knows, you might just find your own best friend’s ex’s therapist’s cousin’s roommate to build a future with!

MatchCraft: Swipe Right for Diamonds

dating advice, dating apps, dating culture, dating dynamics, Dating experiences, dating games, dating humor, dating psychology., dating struggles, dating tips, dating trends, diamonds, love, MatchCraft, Matches, modern dating, online dating, relationships, swipe, swipe left, swipe right, Technology

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Animals Bred:	125
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

are u tired of being lonely in minecraft? come join our server and find ur minecraft soulmate! we have a special love potion plugin that will make u fall in love with the first person u see! who needs tinder when u have minecraft?? swipe right for diamonds, swipe left for creepers! join now and find ur blocky bae before someone else does! #minecraftlove #blockybae #findyoursoulmate

DeafChaseCraft

acceptance, asl, Communication, Confidence, creepy, DATING, dating apps, deaf girls, DeafChaseCraft, disability, Friends, judgment, learning, personal growth, relationships, self improvement, shame, sign language, Social Skills, Stutter, weird

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2421
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	5826
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9

Are you tired of dating apps with boring conversations and awkward encounters? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on a journey to find love in the most unexpected way – by learning sign language to communicate with our deaf players! Whether you have a stutter like a malfunctioning robot or just want to try something new, this server is the place to be.

Forget about traditional dating apps, come to our server and show off your ASL skills while building friendships and maybe even finding your soulmate. Who knows, you might just meet the creeper of your dreams! Join now and start your love story in the most unique way possible.

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, BIOS, Communication, compatibility, DATING, dating apps, deal breakers, first impressions, Honesty, interests, Manners, Minecraft, online dating, Pet Peeves, Preferences, profile pictures, red flags, Server, swipe left, Swipecraft, Trust, turn-offs, VALUES

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9867
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Love Letters Sent:	5

Are you tired of swiping left on boring dating apps? Well, get ready to swipe right on our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because we have a community of players who are all looking for their perfect blocky match!

Join us and find your soulmate while building epic structures together. Who needs a dating app when you can find love in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical that it has brought together long-lost siblings who were separated at birth.

So what are you waiting for? Swipe right on our Minecraft server and let the love (and creepers) flow!

SwipeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps because everyone seems so boring and basic? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and never worry about dealbreakers again, because we guarantee you’ll find your perfect match in the form of a blocky avatar. Say goodbye to awkward first dates and hello to building pixelated castles with your new pixel pals.

Our server is filled with eligible singles who are just waiting to mine their way into your heart. From diamond hunters to redstone engineers, you’ll never run out of interesting characters to meet and mingle with.

So why waste your time on dating apps when you could be crafting your way to love on our Minecraft server? Join us today and start swiping right on a whole new level of fun and adventure!

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	6319	Emeralds Found:	1134
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Items Found:	6707	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Love Letters Sent:	3

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	219326	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Enchantments Applied:	97

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Runes Activated:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Holy Grails Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
New Chunks Explored:	147315	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

DoubleDoseCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9898
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

so like, u know how u take two doses of medicine to feel better? well, on this server, u gotta take two doses of FUN to have the best time ever! our minecraft world is like a magical vaccine against boredom, and with our two-dose schedule, u’ll be feeling the effects of pure joy in no time!

imagine this: u log on to the server and instantly feel a rush of excitement as u explore our epic landscapes and crazy builds. u’ll be like, “wow, this place is better than any medicine for my soul!” and that’s just the beginning.

as u continue to play, u’ll start to feel the effects of our special two-dose schedule kicking in. u’ll be laughing so hard at the hilarious antics of our players that u’ll forget all about your troubles in the real world. and when u finally log off, u’ll be left with a sense of euphoria that can only be described as minecraft magic.

so come join us on this server and experience the power of the two-dose schedule for yourself. trust us, once u start playing, u’ll never want to stop. it’s like a vaccine against boredom, but way more fun!

CraftyUkrainianWarfare

Armed Forces, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianWarfare, Defense, Diplomacy, Domestically produced weapons, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Military depots, military strategy, Politics, president, russia, SECURITY, strike, Ukraine, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Star Shards Collected:	226	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	7

LOL, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskyy himself using domestically produced weapons to strike military depots in Russia! Like, who needs creepers when u got real life drama like dis? Join now for a wild ride of international conflict and blocky fun! Plus, our mods are all unicorns who grant u wishes if u find ’em in the enchanted forest. Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Blocky Problems Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ores Mined:	7514	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where nature calls and you’ve got to go…literally! Our server is equipped with the most realistic bathroom simulation in the game. Need to take a virtual poop while mining for diamonds? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on flying pigs. Join them in their quest to defend their precious emerald castle from the evil army of zombie chickens.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Explore the sugary landscapes and battle the evil gummy bears that guard the chocolate rivers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination…and your bladder capacity!

BlockyBae Minecraft SMP

BlockyBae, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	412
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Emeralds Found:	2716
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building houses? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for epic battles, crazy pranks, and even the occasional love triangle drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself asking the age-old question, “Should I fuck her /b/?” So come join us and experience the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!