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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9748 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, only to realize halfway down that you forgot to equip your elytra? Well, if you’re the kind of player who loves living life on the edge (literally), then you need to join our server ASAP.
We’ve got more explosive creepers than you can shake a stick at, and our lava parkour course is guaranteed to make you rage quit at least once. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will be there to laugh at your misfortune and offer you a virtual bandaid for your bruised ego.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield, come join us and see just how many times you can die in the most ridiculous ways possible. Just remember, we warned you.
