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| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 5401 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 7919 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, every time you join, a unicorn farts glitter in your face, it’s, like, totally magical and stuff. And, like, every block you break, a dancing panda appears and does the Macarena. It’s, like, so freakin’ epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. Plus, like, every player gets a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fireballs. And, like, the best part is, every male dog on the server is a son of a bitch, like, literally. So, like, come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft server ever, bro. You won’t regret it, I promise.
