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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6879
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mines Excavated:	2879
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of swiping left on boring dates and right on duds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating app alternative!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about awkward first dates again. Instead, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills and impress them with your redstone contraptions. Who needs cheesy pickup lines when you can just show off your pixelated palace?

But that’s not all – we have a secret love potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your soulmate on our server. Just one sip and you’ll be head over heels in love with the first player you see. Who needs Tinder when you have magic potions?

So say goodbye to swiping and hello to mining and crafting your way to true love on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the pixelated romance begin!

Hitler’s Flying F*ckery – Minecraft Server of Epic Wins and Questionable Speeches

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Potions Brewed:	64
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make you question reality!

Join our server and you’ll be treated to a special surprise – every time you win a game, you’ll be greeted with a Hitler speech and cheers! That’s right, nothing says victory like a little bit of questionable ideology, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane, you’ll be flying high with excitement just like that bizarre video you just watched. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

So come on, join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty Patriots: Where Minecraft meets futuristic warfare in the USA!

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2824
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Farms Harvested:	165	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	53

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world where the USA is militarily 1000 years ahead of everyone else – that’s right, we’ve got laser guns, flying tanks, and even a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary player known only as “The Minecraft Master,” who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a chest full of TNT instead!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for the flying pigs – they’re not as cute as they look.

NikkeCraft – Where Creeper hugs are mandatory! #2116

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Votes:	775	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the pigs fly and the diamonds rain from the sky! Join now and experience the madness of our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll, where you can vote for your favorite block! Don’t miss out on our ONE MORE TIME event, where you can overclock your sim room to beta 2 levels of insanity. And coming soon, get ready for the Union Raid, where you and your fellow players can take down the Land Eater in a co-op battle for the ages. Plus, our special recruit Bay is waiting for you to join the craziest crew in Minecraft history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

Crafty Crusaders: Where Creeper Jihad is Just a Myth

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and conquer the virtual world? Look no further than our server!

Join us and become part of the Islamic state, a demonic sect that will make all other players tremble in fear. We’ve been reading too many wuxia novels lately, so expect epic battles, mystical powers, and maybe even a dragon or two.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get access to exclusive in-game events, like the annual “Summoning of the Ender Dragon” ceremony and the “Demonic Dance Party” where players can show off their best devilish moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner demon run wild! Just be sure to bring your own pitchfork and horns.

Creepin’ and Craftin’ – Where even the blocks have beef!

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7075

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to be part of our exclusive movie production, “Cum Filled Asshole Overload”! Don’t worry, we won’t leave anyone out this time, even if you’re a little bit prissy or a princess. Trust us, the fun never stops on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the outrageous adventures begin!

Crafty Mongolians vs. Jomonians: The Ultimate Minecraft Showdown

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Buildings Constructed:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a history book on steroids! Join us and witness the epic battle between Ohtani the Mongolian warrior and Jomon the ancient Japanese samurai. Will they team up to defeat the Ender Dragon or will they be too busy arguing over who has the cooler armor? Only one way to find out – join our server and choose a side in this epic showdown of historical proportions!

Blocky Math Madness – Count on Fun!

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of Japanese Vtubers decided to create their own Minecraft world where they could live out their wildest virtual dreams. From Hololive to Aogiri High, from VSPO to Sinsogumi, all the Vtubers and their crazy antics come together in one epic server.

But that’s not all! We also have ASMR sessions where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that take place in our virtual arena. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Vtuber go head-to-head with a giant creeper!

So come join us on this wild ride of virtual insanity. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of Japanese Vtubers and Minecraft madness!

Creepycraft: Found Footage Edition – Where every block tells a spooky story!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Void Gems Collected:	32	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	1797
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Emeralds Found:	6647

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack excitement and adventure? Look no further, because our server is like a found footage video game come to life! Imagine exploring haunted mineshafts and abandoned villages, all while being chased by creepy creatures and mysterious entities.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through dark and eerie landscapes, all captured in a realistic found footage style. But be warned, things may go bump in the night and you never know what horrors await around the corner.

So grab your friends, grab your cameras, and get ready for a spine-chilling adventure unlike any other. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate found footage Minecraft experience!

Crafty Creepers: Where the only thing getting blown up is your mind! Join now for a blast of fun!

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Potions Brewed:	80
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll be asking yourself “How many ugly black Muslim women have I fucked for the White race?” Join us for a chance to embark on epic quests, build ridiculous structures, and battle against hordes of zombie chickens. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant rainbow unicorn to ride into battle. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to questionable decisions and unforgettable adventures!

MineWatch: Where Creeper meets McCree in the ultimate showdown of blocky proportions!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5515
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	94	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Potions Brewed:	163	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for Season 10 where we introduce the new hero Venture, who is basically a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it. And don’t even get us started on the competitive rework – now you can battle it out in a Defense Matrix arena while riding on flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! We have Clash gamemode trials where you can fight against a horde of zombie chickens, Mirrorwatch mode where everything is upside down, and a Pride Event where all your armor turns into rainbow glitter. And let’s not forget about our Porsche Collab – because who doesn’t want to drive a sports car through a pixelated world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.