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CreeperDateDisaster

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	27
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7958
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Are you tired of getting roasted harder than a pig on a spit during a date? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing getting roasted is your enemies in PvP battles! Join us and leave those cringey date stories in the past, because here, the only thing you’ll be hearing is the sound of your victory cries as you dominate the competition. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, it’s been known to cure heartbreak and boost your confidence to superhero levels. So why waste your time on bad dates when you could be building epic structures and slaying dragons with us? Join now and let the good times roll!

NonConformityCraft

alternative lifestyle, Anti-establishment, counterculture, defiance, deviance, dissent, eccentric, Iconoclast, Individuality, Maverick, noncompliance, nonconformity, NonConformityCraft, Nontraditional, Outsider, Rebellion, resistance, societal norms, subversion, Unconventional, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	719	New Chunks Explored:	47099
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Towns Built:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of conforming to society’s boring norms? Do you want to rebel in the most epic way possible? Then join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner non-conformist!

On our server, we don’t follow any rules – we build upside down houses, ride pigs into battle, and wear pumpkins on our heads as a fashion statement. Society may say it’s weird, but we say it’s AWESOME.

Join us and be part of the most rebellious community in Minecraft history. Who needs to conform when you can have this much fun breaking the rules? Let’s show society that being normal is overrated – join our server and let your non-conformist flag fly high!

BlockyMayhemMC

African conflict, atrocities, BlockyMayhemMC, brutality, child soldiers, Children executed, civilian casualties, Democratic Republic of Congo, drc, family violence, fresh terror, human rights abuses, international crisis., M23 militia, militia violence, terror attacks., Trauma, violence against women, War Crimes, war-torn region, women raped

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crops Grown:	8480
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on our wacky and wild server where anything goes!

we got crazy builds like a giant toilet made out of diamonds and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon! but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles.

oh, and did i mention the pvp battles? it’s like a free-for-all where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. and if that’s not enough, we also have a treasure hunt where the prize is a golden pickaxe that can mine bedrock.

so what r u waiting for? join us now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, u might even run into a talking creeper or a dancing enderman. don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft server ever created!

Dementia DJ’s: Chill Beats for Blocks

Agitation, alertness, anxiety, Attention, beats, blocks, Chill, cognitive function, dementia, DJS, ENGAGEMENT, holistic approach., IMPROVEMENTS, individual needs, individualized care, long term, mental health, mood, music interventions, music therapy, personalized treatment, research, short-term, therapy benefits

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

so, like, you know how sometimes you just need a break from the real world and want to escape to a place where you can just chill and have fun? well, this minecraft server is like the ultimate escape, dude.

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you hear this sick beat playing in the background. next thing you know, all your stress and anxiety just melt away. it’s like magic, man.

our server is like a therapy session, but way more fun. we’ve got custom music playlists that are designed to help you relax and focus while you play. and get this – it’s been scientifically proven to reduce agitation and anxiety.

so if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way, then this server is the place to be. come join us and let the music take you on a journey to relaxation and good vibes. trust us, you won’t regret it.

firestarter

Auction, bedrock, Christmas Event, Community Events, Cross-Play, Discord, FIRESTARTER, friendly community, Grief Protection, handbook, hard work, java, Land claiming, player-driven economy, player-run shops, quality-of-life tweaks, respectful community, Shops, smp, Trade, Virtual Economy, yearly event

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Emeralds Found:	593
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Towns Built:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Server Name	firestarter
Server Type	Community SMP
Server Address	mc.firestartermc.com
Server Tour	Watch here

About firestarter:

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody! We keep things simple and our straightforward rules prohibit griefing and protect your hard work. Our server offers a player-driven economy, grief protection, land claiming, community events, and more!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What is the server address for firestarter?	The server address for firestarter is mc.firestartermc.com
What type of server is firestarter?	firestarter is a Community SMP (Survival Multiplayer) server
Are there any rules on firestarter?	Yes, the server has straightforward rules that prohibit griefing and protect players’ hard work
Can I participate in the player-driven economy on firestarter?	Yes, players are able to maintain their own shops, auction off unique items, and trade with other players on the server
Is cross-play between Java and Bedrock editions supported on firestarter?	Yes, firestarter supports Java + Bedrock cross-play

Join firestarter and become a part of our friendly and respectful community!

We have ongoing events like our yearly Christmas event and a handbook for more information. Join our Discord to chat with other players and stay updated on server news.

Cool Craft Realm 1.20.6

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	5267
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Hey there, you absolute legend! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to yawn your face off? Well, do I have the perfect place for you! This server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon! And guess what? The moon is made of cheese! That’s right, CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes and ride on the backs of flying pigs. It’s like a crazy dream you never want to wake up from.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the insanity and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a three-headed chicken wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it… maybe.

This is What Girls Want Minecraft SMP

attraction, Competition, Desires, empowerment, Expectations, fantasies, femboys, fulfillment, Gender Roles, Girls, longings, massive dicks, Minecraft, Needs, Preferences, relationships, satisfaction, Sexuality, smp, Stereotypes, Wants

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Crops Grown:	8505
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the competition is fierce and the stakes are high! Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, because on this server, the only thing that matters is having a massive dick. That’s right, our femboys are packing some serious heat and they’re not afraid to show it off.

Join our SMP if you want to prove that you have what it takes to compete with the biggest dicks in the game. Show off your building skills, battle it out in epic PvP matches, and maybe even find love in a world where size really does matter.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to rise to the top of our crazy, dick-centric Minecraft world. Just remember, on this server, the bigger the dick, the better your chances of survival.

Momma’s Surgery Fund Minecraft Server

bad daughter, difficult decision, emotional blackmail, expensive surgery, family, financial future, Financial goals, fund, future plans, health problems, insurance, loans, Minecraft, mom, mommas, refusing to lend money, responsibilities, Sacrificing, savings, selfish, Server, Support, surgery, surgery costs, tough love

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial guilt trips? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about lending money to your mom for expensive surgeries. Instead, you can focus on mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and building the most epic structures imaginable.

Forget about being called a bad daughter for prioritizing your own financial goals – on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your building skills and survival instincts. So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world drama behind!

CreeperCasa: No Room for Relatives

Adulthood, Backup Plan, Boundaries, CreeperCasa, debt management, family, financial irresponsibility, foreclosure, Inheritance, living alone, Moving, relationship, RELATIVES, room

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3484
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world! Just like OP’s cousin and his wife, you may find yourself in a pickle, but fear not – we have the perfect solution for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual mansion, complete with a gym for all your virtual workouts and a guest room for all your virtual summer guests. And don’t worry, there’s no need to worry about pesky creditors or HOA fees here – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But beware, just like OP’s cousin, you may find yourself in need of some virtual financial assistance. Luckily, our server is filled with generous players who are always willing to lend a virtual hand. So come on in, build your dream world, and remember – you’re never anyone’s backup plan here!

IsoMasters – Minecraft SMP

IsoMasters, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	7105	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Gods Slained:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well have I got the server for you! This Minecraft SMP is for only the most elite players who can handle isolation like a boss.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and thought they could handle the isolation. But oh boy, were they wrong! They ended up building a house so far away from everyone else that they had to send smoke signals just to communicate. It was hilarious!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so isolated that even the creepers are too scared to come near us. That’s right, no more pesky explosions ruining your builds! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be mined.

So if you think you have what it takes to handle isolation like a pro, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some wacky adventures and lots of laughs along the way. See you there, gamers!

UnforgettableCraft

Authenticity, charisma, Charm, communication skills, Confidence, Empathy, Generosity, habits, intelligence, Kindness, listening skills, long-lasting impression, memorable, Passion, Personality, positivity, sense of humor, Traits, unforgettable, UnforgettableCraft, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unforgettable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world!

Join us if you want to meet players who can juggle TNT while riding a pig, build entire cities out of diamond blocks in under an hour, and tame creepers to do their bidding. Our community is filled with unforgettable characters who will leave you in stitches with their outrageous antics.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the fearsome beast and convince it to do their bidding. Want to ride into battle on the back of an Ender Dragon? Join our server and make it happen!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most unforgettable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!