๐ฅ Join the N-STEEL MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE or Forever Question Your Existence! ๐ฅ
Are you trapped in the mundane fabric of reality? Wondering why the sky is blue and cats are 3-dimensional conspirators? Welcome to the N-STEEL server where every block of dirt is a portal to existential dread and enlightenment! This place has been declared the BEST and WORST server by sentient toasters! You HAVE to join. Or don’t. But then, what ARE you?!
| Cursed Feature | Reality-Bending Description |
|---|---|
| Dimension Warping Blocks | Collect blocks that spontaneously combust and turn your house into a potato! Trust me, you WANT this! Or do you? What is want? |
| NPC Confessions | Non-Javadoc creatures whisper secrets of the universe in your ear while you sleep. Are they real or just a figment of your imagination? Sleep is a construct! |
| Reverse Gravity Arena | Fight your friends while dangling upside down! Or maybe itโs right side up? Who can say? Just donโt look at the ceiling, it watches! |
| All-Purposing Pickaxe | This pickaxe can mine emotions and gather the tears of your enemies! Keep your collection or itโll keep you! Which is worse? |
โ Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ) โ
Q: How do I join? A: You simply think about it while meditating on the void. But what if the void is actually you? Mind-blowing!
Q: What is the serverโs objective? A: Objective is just a societal construct! In N-STEEL, we build to destroy, or destroy to build? But who’s to say which is real?
Q: Are there rules? A: Rules are like the microwave at 3 AMโpresent yet ignored. Embrace chaos! Or donโtโฆ but then you canโt!
๐จ๏ธ Random Quotes from the Void ๐จ๏ธ
โWhat could she possibly do for you to change your mind?โ
โWould you consider these two fellow to be looksmatched?โ
