It’s like a rollercoaster of surprises, just like trying to date someone who can’t see!
You’ll never be bored because every moment is a new adventure, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a blind chick!
Plus, who needs to see clearly when you can just stumble your way through life, amirite?
Join now for a dating experience you’ll never forget – just like dating a blind chick!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode into showers of emeralds instead of destroying your hard-earned creations. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon herself.
So come join us on our server, where the grass is always greener, the mobs are always friendlier, and the adventure never ends. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Whisperer” challenge, where players must tame and train a chicken to do their bidding. Rumor has it that one player was able to teach their chicken to build a functioning roller coaster in-game. Talk about cluckin’ impressive!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your dance moves, look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate chicken whisperer!
We got more friends than you can count, and they’re all online and ready to game with you.
Clubs and bars are so last season, join our server where the only teenage girls you’ll find are the ones building epic structures and slaying dragons.
And who needs hobbies full of middle-aged married women when you can have a virtual world full of adventure and endless possibilities?
Join now and say goodbye to the real world, because once you enter our server, there’s no turning back.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, building epic structures, and just being your fabulous self in this server, when suddenly, BAM! You catch the eye of a gorgeous Latina player who can’t resist your charm. She’ll be all over you like a creeper on a noob, bro.
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But wait, it gets even better. The whole map is actually a giant cake that you can eat a piece of every time you level up. And if you reach level 100, you get a pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its butt. I mean, who wouldn’t want to join this server? It’s like a mix of Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and Jurassic Park, but with creepers instead of dinosaurs.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra snacks for when the cake runs out. Trust me, you won’t regret it.
but wait, there’s more! we have a special quest where you have to bypass Hungary to deliver €1.4 billion to Ukraine. yeah, you heard me right. you gotta dodge all the obstacles, like angry villagers and giant spiders, to complete the mission.
and if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where we reenact the whole thing in real life. we dress up as politicians and have a fake EU meeting to discuss the delivery. it’s hilarious, trust me.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. don’t miss out, bro!
plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself has been spotted lurking around the edges of the great red spot. is he trying to harness its power for his own nefarious purposes? or is he just lost and looking for directions? join the server and find out for yourself!
but that’s not all – we also have custom mobs, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? come join us on our wacky adventure to jupiter’s great red spot, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
Server new, new, new, if you want to come have fun and have a good time with people, look no further, be the pioneer of this beautiful world
Odyssea.minehost.pro
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Join the discord for the modpack! We do not allow any joins from anyone outside the discord, so the staff team can easily spot and ban server laggers
An experience of pure anarchy and modded chaos, where the only rule is no lagging the server
– Nuclear Warfare
– Missiles
– Explosives
– Nukes
– Guns
– Galacticraft
– Vehicles
– Builder’s Wands
– 40+ Ores
– Mutant Beasts
– NO CLAIMING
– Hardcore
– Pure Anarchy
– Modded Chaos
For the true factions lovers.
shipmentmc.com
| Server Name | Dragon Shield |
|---|---|
| Features | Premium experience without the need for mods, server-sided gameplay, 700+ hours of content, different zones, bosses, custom ore, quests |
| Community | Active and wholesome |
A: No, everything is server sided and done through plugins and a resourcepack.
A: There are over 700 hours of content including different zones, bosses, custom ore, and quests.
A: Yes, you can visit the server’s wiki at https://wiki.drgnshield.com/
A: The server IP is drgnshield.com
Join us on our server where we have turned nofap into a gaming experience like no other. That’s right, every day you resist the urge to masturbate is like gaining XP points in a real-life RPG. Bossfights against urgewaves will test your willpower, and reaching milestones is like leveling up in the game of life.
But be warned, if you have an involuntary emission, it’s game over and you’ll have to start all over again. Are you ready to become the ultimate nofap warrior and conquer your urges like never before? Join us on our server and let the epic journey begin!
Join us for epic battles and adventures as you navigate through the craziness of family life. Just like in real life, you may encounter screaming matches and heated arguments, but this time you can just block them out with a simple /mute command.
Create your own house in our virtual world and never have to worry about being shushed by your in-laws again. And if things get too intense, just remember – it’s just a game, not real life!
So come join us on our server and let’s escape the chaos together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft? Let’s build, mine, and survive – all while avoiding the in-laws!
On our server, you can hire virtual cleaning services to take care of all your in-game messes, leaving you with more time to explore and conquer. No need to split your hard-earned diamonds with anyone – it’s all yours to keep!
And if anyone dares to call you an “asshole” or “financially abusive” for trying to find a fair compromise, just block them in-game and continue on your quest for virtual greatness. Join us now and leave the real-world drama behind!