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CreeperDateDisaster

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Star Shards Collected:	58
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old dates that end in awkward silences and uncomfortable moments? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dating hotspot!

Join us for a chance to have the most hilarious and outrageous date of your life. Picture this: you and your date building a giant pink castle together, only to have it blown up by a herd of explosive sheep. Or how about going on a romantic boat ride that ends with both of you accidentally falling into a pit of lava?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Love Potion, rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. Just imagine the chaos that could ensue when everyone is under the influence of this wacky potion.

So if you’re looking for a date that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected of places.

Toxic Rabbits Eng/Est Survival server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Votes:	3904	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Welcome to Toxic Rabbits your ultimate survival experience! 1. PvP is On, Griefing is not allowed on claimed land! 2. Ask Helper or higher ranks to claim land for you! 3. Do not build near spawn! Use /rtp 4. Automated farms and xpfarms are not allowed! 5. Dont use CAPS. 6. Total freedom of expression (Yes, you can talk shit, Racism is allowed.) 7. Do not use any hacks, autoclickers, mods, texture packs, etc that give an unfair advantage. Exception: Optifine. 8. Do not abuse exploits, bugs, or glitches. Report them. 9. Do not advertise other minecraft servers! 10. Helper + rank rules start from here. 11. Staff and normal members are not allowed to live together! 12. Staff are not allowed to give items to players from creative mode.

play.toxicrabbits.xyz

JopCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

We are a small community looking for some people to become a part of it. The server is currently updated to 1.15.2! The Focus: The server is based around having your own towns and bases that can trade with others. Everyone starts with a base amount of money in the server so that they can start trading and make their own town. You can earn more by trading, killing bosses, or participating in the mob arena. We hope to add in more community events like a fishing night, double MCMMO xp, and more. Please feel free to drop into our discord and say hi! You’ll find everything you need to join there! How To Join: We Require a Discord account to be linked in order to play on the server in order to minimize trolls. If you have any questions do not hesitate to contact any of the staff, including myself. I’m excited to see you there!

~ Jaquapie

Jopcraft.com

Codename plasma

smp

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Zombie Dances:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to Codename_Plasma server if u dont like aternos servers then dont come (i cant pay bcz im broke asf) anyways this server has lifesteal and other plugins wich are usefull we have 1 admin pretty enough because of people thinking thinking its a bad server but its not, have fun.

Codename_Plasma.aternos.me:44219

HighArde

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	76	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Higharde survival server is a New Minecraft network with the following gamemodes:

• Parkour • Creative • Kit PvP • Skyblock • Survival • Olympus Prison • Islands

. We have weekly global events, tournaments and constant updates – you’ll never get bored!

Ardese.aternos.me

BlueFireMC

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Bluefiremc.mcpro.io is a chill towny server, with jobs, mob-eggs, signshop with a player mall, multiple worlds set up with anarchy, towny, and creative, and a tight knit playerbase. come join your new minecraft home.

167.114.215.253

Willy

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Server IP: willyb.me

willyb.me

OPGods

Prison

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Secret Passages Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

OPGods, a minecraft network based on Prison and more to come soon! If you are looking for a prison with custom enchants, custom ranks, Crates, enchants and much more, this might be the place for you!

opgods.net

Dirtlands

Economy, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9540
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	29	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

The first Dirt based economy server on Minecraft. Dirtlands is a Minecraft server with guilds, raids, a dirt economy and overall, anarchy. However, Dirtlands isn’t fully anarchy, but many aspects of it still remain. Dirtlands is making Minecraft history by the day, and so could you! Dirtlands is up at all times, unless down for maintenance, allowing you to join at any point in the day (or night)!

mc.dirtlands.net

Jade craft smp

Jobs, Keepinventory, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	506	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Java IP: jadecraftsmp.mc-join.orgBedrock IP: jadecraftsmp.mc-join.org Port:25565LGBTQ Owned. We are looking for relaxed players looking for a fun place to play!

Custom items, Player run economy, Jobs,Player warps, Voting ranks,and Perks unlockable in game!

We have Keep Inventory on and have PvP off to focus on building and to build a community. Please give us a shot if this sounds like a server for you!

jadecraftsmp.mc-join.org

Firedanx

Prison, PvP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5105
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3

Welcome to Firedanx Prisons! There are custom enchants, commands, and more! The mines are A-K, a wood mine, and a mine full of blocks for building! If you need any help, type /help or contact a staff member. Sell your items with signs or on the auction house! Unlock cosmetics with mystery dust and mystery boxes! Craft OP tools with custom pure materials! Type /recipes for a list of custom, crafting recipes.

play.firedanx.net