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Ye Olde Server of LOLs

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8663
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Animals Bred:	99	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s perfectly safe)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Obscure Expression Guild, where players must communicate using only the oldest and most obscure expressions known to mankind. Can you decipher the riddles and puzzles to unlock the hidden treasures of the server? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this one-of-a-kind world!

Tsundere Minecraft Server

Anime, anime couple, anime fan, anime fandom, Anime girl, anime love story, anime quote, Character, cute, emotions, feelings, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Minecraft, missing, Nostalgia, relationships, sentimental, Server, Tsundere

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4102
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	71	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be transported to a world where the creepers are actually friendly and love to give you hugs!

Join us on this wacky adventure where the sheep are rainbow-colored and the pigs can fly (literally, they sprout wings and take to the skies)! But be warned, the villagers are a little…eccentric. They speak in riddles and may try to challenge you to a dance-off for emeralds.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon himself. Rumor has it that he’s a great DJ and loves to play EDM remixes of Minecraft music.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and whimsical Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitchy llama). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

All The Men I Know Are Vindictive Pieces Of Shit Minecraft SMP

anger issues, BETRAYAL, Emotional Abuse, Male aggression, male behavior, male entitlement, male privilege, male toxicity, Manipulation, Men, Minecraft, negative experiences, Pieces, pieces of shit, relationships, Shit, smp, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, toxic relationships, toxic traits, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics, vindictive

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2482
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ores Mined:	7884
Zombie Dances:	0	New Chunks Explored:	532866

Are you tired of dealing with vindictive pieces of shit in real life? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only vindictive pieces of shit you’ll encounter are creepers trying to blow up your house. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you forget about all those real-life jerks. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether or not to use diamonds for armor or tools.

Bus Sex Minecraft Server

3rd grade, AMA, awkward encounter, bus, childhood memories, Coming of Age, curious exploration, early sexual experience, first time, forbidden actions, innocence lost, intimate experience, Minecraft, Personal story, public transportation, school bus, Server, sex, sharing secrets, taboo, unexpected location, young age

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my 3rd-grade bus ride? Look no further! Join us for a server experience that’s so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re losing your virginity all over again (hopefully not on a bus this time).

Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like that fateful bus ride. From secret underground tunnels to explosive creeper encounters, you never know what’s around the corner.

And just like that unforgettable moment on the bus, joining our server will leave you with memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). So come on, hop on board and let’s make some new memories together. Just remember to keep it PG-13 this time, okay?

TraspH – Minecraft SMP: Aspiring Vtubers and Startups

/asp/ies, #youtube, advice, Aspiring, Audience, Auditions, Brave Group, capcut, davinci resolve, Help, hololive en, Kdenlive, Links, Minecraft, nijisanji en, online privacy, Premiere, smp, Startups, streaming, trasph, trolling techniques, twitch, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtubers

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a 40coomer model photoshoot? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of trashy, /asp/ie vibes and vtuber advice!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe build a few questionable structures along the way). Need advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered with expert opinions and totally legit reasons why you should choose one over the other.

But that’s not all – we also offer open company auditions for Hololive EN, Nijisanji EN, and even the Brave Group. Who knows, you could be the next big vtuber sensation!

So come on down to our server, where the memes are spicy, the builds are wacky, and the community is as supportive as a pair of 40coomer models in a photoshoot. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

Build and Barter

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, hypixel, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Animals Bred:	170
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Crops Grown:	2804

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””Poor Land Escape”” Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7771
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	191	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as dull as a potato? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the virtual world! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw epic parties every night! And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with flying pigs and talking trees. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave! So come on over and join the madness, because life is too short to play on boring servers like Po(or)land!

Yeah Minecraft SMP Fuck This Rotting Piece Of Garbage

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6683
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring, rotting garbage servers that couldn’t hold a candle to the legendary Star Copeland? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the real deal! Join us if you want to level up from the minor leagues and become a true Minecraft champion. We have epic battles, insane builds, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding… or are we?). So come on, don’t be a prick, join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Denauth, discordfags, ethyria, falseflaggers, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, NijiEN, nijisanji en, Noctyx, obsydia, PixelPals, Server, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	1799	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Nijisanji EN YouTubers who will guide you through epic quests and hilarious adventures.

From LazuLight’s magical escapades to OBSYDIA’s thrilling battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Ethyria will enchant you with their mystical powers, while Luxiem will have you laughing until you cry with their outrageous antics.

Noctyx will keep you on your toes with their unpredictable pranks, while ILUNA will dazzle you with their stunning performances. XSOLEIL will light up your world with their radiant energy, and Krisis will challenge you with mind-bending puzzles.

TTT will test your teamwork skills, Denauth will take you on a journey through enchanted forests, and so much more! With a teamup schedule that will blow your mind and streams that will keep you entertained for hours, this server is a must-join for any Minecraft enthusiast.

So what are you waiting for? Leave the boring servers behind and dive into the wacky world of our Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The /GOATS/ Minecraft SMP

agriculture, Animals, countryside, cute animals, domestic animals, farm animals, goat behavior, goat breeds, goat care, goat cheese, goat farming, goat meat, goat milk, goat products, Goats, hooved animals, horned animals, Livestock, Mammals, Minecraft, Rural life, smp

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6598
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the GOAT (Greatest of All Time)! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground goat cult that worships a giant goat statue made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that those who join the cult will be blessed with infinite luck and fortune in the game. Plus, our resident goat herder, Farmer Bob, will teach you the ancient art of goat whispering so you can summon goats at will to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all players transform into goats and must compete in goat-themed challenges to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Goat, a rare creature that grants wishes to those who capture it.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the GOAT server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

KairosTime Gaming is a popular content creator in the mobile gaming community, known for his in-depth strategy guides and entertaining gameplay videos. With a focus on games like Clash Royale and Brawl Stars, KairosTime has built a dedicated following of fans who appreciate his insightful tips and engaging personality. He continues to grow his online presence through collaborations with other creators and involvement in gaming tournaments.