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ExitBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where people block fire exits with their vans! On our server, you can build your own fire exit and no one will ever block it, unless it’s for a hilarious prank. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret underground tunnel leading to a treasure chest full of diamonds! Don’t miss out on the adventure and join us now for a wild ride like no other!

CraftyLoveRingScam

aita, baby mama drama, Boundaries, calling out lies, communication problems, counseling, CraftyLoveRingScam, Disappointment, engagement ring, family dynamics, Honesty, lying boyfriend, patching things up, Pregnancy, Proposal, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, single mom, size doesn’t matter, Tiffany ring, trust issues

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of dealing with liars in your life? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of deceitful partners! Our server is a safe haven for those seeking honesty and transparency in their relationships, even if it’s just with virtual blocks and pixels.

Imagine a world where you can trust everyone you meet, where the only lies you’ll encounter are when someone says they have diamonds to trade but really they only have dirt. Join us and experience the joy of building trust with your fellow players, without the fear of being duped by fake promises or hidden agendas.

Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will distract you from the chaos of your real-life relationship drama. Build magnificent structures, explore vast landscapes, and team up with friends to conquer the toughest dungeons. Who needs a lying boyfriend when you have a loyal squad of Minecraft buddies by your side?

So come on, leave the lies behind and join our server today. Who knows, you might even find a diamond ring in a chest somewhere, and this time, it will be a real 2.11 carat beauty!

PayMeToStress Minecraft SMP

career choices, high paying jobs, job benefits, job burnout, job challenges, job compensation, Job demands, job expectations, job market, Job Opportunities, job pay, job perks, job pressure, job rewards, Job salary, job satisfaction, job stress, Minecraft, overlooked jobs, overrated jobs, PayMeToStress, smp, stressful jobs

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Star Shards Collected:	283
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and diamonds, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it. And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but only when you least expect it. It’s like a surprise party every time he goes boom!

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama races. We dress them up in sparkly costumes and have them race around the track while we throw carrots at them. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with llamas and explosions.

Plus, we have a secret society of chicken ninjas who protect our village from evil mobs. They’re like the Avengers, but with feathers and beaks. And every full moon, we have a dance party with the Endermen, who are surprisingly good dancers once you get to know them.

So come join our SMP and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperz

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, consumerism, convenience, CraftyCreeperz, cryptocurrency, fast fashion, influencer culture, instant gratification, invention, mindfulness, Minimalism, modern life, Overrated, self driving cars, smartphones, social media, streaming services, Technology, trend, virtual reality

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ores Mined:	6153	Votes:	8717
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239

Are you tired of boring old trends and inventions? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert. So why waste your time on overrated trends when you can join us for the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

HolyCraft: Arrested for Blocks & Trafficking

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Come join our Minecraft server where we have the craziest cult leaders from around the world! Our latest addition is an ultra-orthodox Jewish cult leader who got arrested in Guatemala for some wild stuff. But hey, that just adds to the excitement of our server! Who knows what kind of shenanigans he’ll get up to next? Join now for a truly unique and insane gaming experience. Plus, we have free virtual snacks for all players!

Memory Lane Minecraft Server

adolescence, childhood neglect, cognitive development., emotional neglect, Lane, Memory, Minecraft, neglect adolescence, neglect adulthood, neglect cognitive abilities, neglect consequences, neglect effects, neglect emotional impact, neglect findings, neglect impact, neglect long term effects, neglect memory development, neglect research, neglect study, physical neglect, Server, Working Memory, young adulthood

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from your neglectful childhood and build a world where you are the ultimate ruler! forget about your slow working memory abilities, on our server you will be a genius mastermind creating epic structures and battling dragons like a pro! experience emotional and physical neglect in real life? no problem, on our server you will be showered with love and attention from our friendly community of players. join now and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible!

Bloom SMP

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3450
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Enchantments Applied:	104	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Welcome to Bloom SMP

IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable Versions	1.9 – 1.21.4

Features:

Anti-griefing

Cross play

A welcoming community

An active Discord

A friendly staff team

Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord

Bloom SMP FAQ

Q: Is Bloom SMP modded?	A: No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.
Q: What versions can I join on?	A: You can join on versions 1.9 – 1.21.4.
Q: Is there a Discord server?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP has an active Discord server. You can join it here.
Q: Are there events on Bloom SMP?	A: Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in.

Lost Kingdoms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Casual Sex, Dumb virgin question, experimentation, Exploration, female friend, finding a girl, high standards, horny, Intimacy, Kingdoms, losing virginity, Lost, love, no commitment, no romance, nonjudgmental, open-minded, physically intimate, SETTLE, sex, sexual desires, VIRGINITY

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Dragon Eggs Found:	1256	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can find a girl to be physically intimate with without any commitment? Look no further, our server is the place to be! We have a community of female players who are open to casual encounters, just like you! Lose your virginity in a virtual world without any strings attached. Join now and satisfy your horny desires with no pressure for love or commitment. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to explore your sexuality in a safe and fun environment. See you in the game!

CraftyPandaGamer – Minecraft SMP

Authenticity, CraftyPandaGamer, emotional depth, hidden talents, Individuality, inner thoughts, introspection, Minecraft, personal growth, personal struggles, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-discovery journey, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, smp, unique perspective, Vulnerability

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! I mean, where else can you find a server where the pigs ride around on diamond-encrusted minecarts and the creepers do the cha-cha-cha? It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro!

And let me tell you, the admin on this server is like a wizard or something, I heard he can summon dragons with just a flick of his wand. And the mods? They’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, always swooping in to save the day when someone’s house gets blown up by a rogue TNT block.

But the best part? The community, man. It’s like a big, dysfunctional family where everyone’s constantly pranking each other and building giant statues of potatoes for no reason. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over to this server and prepare to have your mind blown!

BotDisclosureCraft

Accountability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, BotDisclosureCraft, Bots, Chatbots, compliance, customer service, digital communication, Disclosure, Ethics, Mandatory, online interactions, opinion, policy, privacy, regulations, Technology, transparency, Trust, user experience

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	63
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Farms Harvested:	929

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with talking cows, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!