lol this server is so lit, even scientists are bracing for the worst like when trump purges climate mentions from websites. join us for some epic minecraft fun and escape the chaos of the real world. we promise no crazy presidents here, just blocks and mobs and endless adventures. come build your own world and forget about the climate change drama. plus, our server is so cool that even aliens are trying to invade to steal our diamond blocks. join us now before they take over and make us all their minions. #minecraftmadness #blockparty
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ClimatePurgeCraft
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Disco Disk Skills Server
join our epic minecraft server where we make your wildest dreams come true! ever wonder what it’s like to live in a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? well, look no further cuz we got it all!our server is so lit that even the gods of minecraft come to play with us. we once had Notch himself build a house made entirely out of emerald blocks just for fun. and don’t even get me started on the time when Herobrine showed up and challenged everyone to a dance-off. let’s just say, he’s not as scary as you think.
if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of creepers with a diamond sword. you can even build a castle in the sky and rule over your own kingdom of sheep and cows. the possibilities are endless!
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft server in the universe. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to unlocking the hidden powers of the ender dragon. or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh with some new friends. either way, it’s gonna be a blast!
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UnderseaCraft: EuroBoom!
u ever wanted to dive deep into the ocean in minecraft? well dis server lets u do dat and more! we got undersea infrastructure like u never seen before, it’s a security time bomb of fun! join us if u wanna explore the depths of the ocean and maybe even find some hidden treasure. who knows what u might discover in our crazy underwater world! come join us and see for yourself, it’s gonna blow ur mind, fam!
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MillionCraft: Google Loot Edition
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join in on the madness and chaos of being a millionaire in the blocky world! Imagine building a mansion out of a million rubber ducks or creating a roller coaster made entirely of a million slices of pizza. The possibilities are endless!But that’s not all – on our server, you can also ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest dreams with a million of whatever you last googled! Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride.
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Sip City: Sweet Tax Craze
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing taxing is the sweetness of our beverages! we have city-level beverage taxes that will shape your adult bmi trends like never before. want to lose weight while gaming? look no further, our server will have you shedding pounds faster than you can say “diamonds are a girl’s best friend”.our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is trying to get in on the action. we have crazy stories of players who have lost 50 pounds just by mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. who needs a gym membership when you have our server to keep you in shape?
so come on down and join the fun! we promise you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you say you’re getting fit while playing minecraft? it’s a win-win situation, my friends. let’s get those bmi trends in check and start slaying some zombies together!
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AI SurveillanceCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a billionaire named Larry Ellison who watches over us with his AI surveillance system! he makes sure everyone is on their best behavior so you better not grief or else he will come for you with his army of robot minions! but don’t worry, we also have a secret underground base where we throw wild parties and prank each other with TNT traps! join now for a chance to be part of the craziest minecraft community ever! Larry Ellison is waiting for you to join his virtual utopia!
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Crafty Science Minds
come join our epic minecraft server where we mix science with chaos and create the most mind-blowing experiments you’ve ever seen! ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while shooting lasers from your eyes? well now you can! our server is filled with crazy mods and wacky plugins that will keep you entertained for hours on end.we have a secret underground lab where you can create your own mutant creatures and unleash them on unsuspecting players. or if you’re feeling more chill, you can relax in our hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe…probably).
but that’s not all! we also have weekly events like the infamous “explosive sheep rodeo” where players compete to see who can ride a sheep the longest before it explodes. trust us, it’s a blast!
so come join us on our server and let your inner mad scientist run wild. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get up to!
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BlockyBooze Bonanza
come join our minecraft server, where the only thing shooting is arrows and the only thing increasing is your fun levels! we got data from 35,000 alcohol retailers to prove it – every time there’s a public mass shooting, we see a 3.5%–5.5% increase in weekly alcohol sales on our server! it’s like magic, but with blocks and pigs instead of wands and wizards. so come on over and let’s get drunk on fun together!
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Brain Scan City
yo, dis server be like dat one time when u try to build a house in minecraft but end up makin a giant chicken instead. we got dis crazy new thing where u can make ur own brain model based on scans. like, imagine havin a brain made out of diamonds and emeralds, dat’s how cool dis server is. u can be like a mad scientist in minecraft, creatin brain models and stuff. plus, we got all da latest neuroscience tech so u can cure ur minecraft character’s headaches and stuff. join now and be da brainiac of da server!
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AntiSemiCraft Server
so like, u know what’s the best way to combat antisemitism? by joining this epic minecraft server, duh! we got like, magical powers to zap away all those haters with just one click of a button. plus, our community is so lit, we got wizards, unicorns, and even a talking potato as our mascot.join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever! we promise you’ll never want to leave, unless you’re a hater, then you can just see yourself out. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s spread love and positivity, one block at a time!