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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 8153 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
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