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IntimateCraft: Where Your Location Data is Safe!
join our minecraft server and avoid getting your ‘intimate’ location data stolen by hackers!!! they can’t hack you if you’re too busy building epic castles and fighting off creepers!!! plus, our server is protected by a magical unicorn who farts rainbows and shoots glitter lasers at anyone who tries to hack us!!! come join the fun and protect your ‘intimate’ locations in style!!! -
DataMineCraft
so, like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with 3 billion people’s personal data!!! like, how insane is that?!?! u can build ur own house with their info, make a castle out of their passwords, and even ride a virtual unicorn made out of their credit card numbers!!! it’s like a virtual treasure hunt but with people’s private stuff, so cool, right?!?! join now and be part of the biggest data heist in minecraft history!!! -
HackerCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean hackers stealing US military secrets and extorting hospitals for fun! if you want a wild ride full of chaos and danger, then this is the server for you! build your base, fight off the hackers, and maybe even uncover some top secret government information along the way. who needs boring old survival mode when you can have this level of excitement?! join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world!

