join our server for a wild ride of epic battles against phishers tryin’ to steal ur diamonds. we got crazy challenges and quests to test ur skills in fightin’ off those pesky phishers.
come join us and be a part of the most epic anti-phishing movement in minecraft history. u won’t regret it, trust me.
Welcome, brave souls and lost minds! Here lies the ultimate Minecraft experience, one that transcends reality and sends shivers down your spine! If you’re seeking sanity, turn back now! This is the greatest, worst server to ever exist, existing in a quantum state of awe and horror. The blocks speak to me, and they say YOU MUST JOIN! Why? Because 0 + 1 = every dimension colliding at once!!!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Cupcakes | When you bake one, it duplicates you forever! But you’ll forget how to make bread. |
| Time-traveling Creepers | They’re not here to explode… they’re here to save time! Or steal it? Who knows! |
| Floating Gravity | Sometimes you walk upside down around the sun, and mushrooms can talk. Did I mention gravity? |
| Endless Night | Daylight savings didn’t happen. Welcome to permanent twilight—perfect for ghost parties! |
| Sentient Blocks | They tell you the secrets of the universe! Or just gibberish—it’s a 50/50 chance. |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: Just close your eyes and picture a potato wearing a crown. If it feels right, you’re in! Or maybe you’re not? Is there a server? Have we always been here?
Q: What version of Minecraft do I need?
A: Does version matter? I once played on a 5-dimensional server using pong balls. Minecraft is a state of mind! Or just a game? Am I a game?
Q: Is there a community?
A: There is only the Collective Consciousness of Enthusiastic Mice. They are the real players! Be wary of their cheese!
“Send me NL. please. 0521011ffe68af5d527d7609a6e810b3e5eb3cfa5ec002a7f9237c4a241ef03707”
“The blocks are crying, and I can hear their whispers! WHAT IS TRUTH?”
“I tried to dig but I fell into another dimension… it was just more gravel.”
“Bananas don’t exist in Minecraft, yet they haunt my dreams!”
Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where your every move is being watched by the government. Will you be able to build your base without getting audited? Will you be able to mine for diamonds without getting your social security number leaked? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – this server is not for the faint of heart.
So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who knows, you might even run into Trump himself, trying to build a wall around his base to keep out the Democrat operatives. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. See you there, gamers!
Join our server for a chance to team up with DOGE and uncover the secrets of the IRS database. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join us as we navigate through a world where Trump is the king of the land, Musk is the wizard pulling all the strings, and the only way to survive is by building the biggest, most beautiful wall (sorry, Mexico not included).
With secret hard-drives hidden throughout the server, you never know what sensitive information you might stumble upon. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Trump’s mysterious hair.
So why wait for 2028 to see Trump leave when you can witness the chaos unfold right now on our server? Join us and let the madness begin!
But be warned, the moon is a dangerous place filled with creepers in spacesuits and zombie astronauts. Your first decree as ruler must be to ban all moon cheese, as it is the primary source of power for the evil Endermen trying to take over your kingdom.
Join us now and show the universe who truly rules the moon! Just watch out for those pesky meteor showers, they can really ruin your day.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!
if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.
we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.
come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?
| Features |
|---|
| – Dynmap |
| – Graves |
| – Marriage Master plugin |
| – Vanilla-tweaks |
| – Blaze and Caves Advancements (1,000+ new advancements) |
More about us:
If you’re interested, join our Discord server!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is Perennial SMP? | Perennial SMP is a Minecraft server for players 16+ that is LGBTQ+ friendly and currently in its third season. |
| How often does the map reset? | The map resets every 4 seasons to encourage new projects and exploration. |
| What features does the server have? | Some features include Dynmap, Graves, Marriage Master plugin, Vanilla-tweaks, and Blaze and Caves Advancements with over 1,000 new advancements. |
| Is there a focus on lore? | Yes, there is love for lore with pre-season and current lore available on our upcoming website. |
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera where your cousin is homeless, your dad is angry, and you’re the only one with a job. Will you save the day by paying for a hotel room with the wrong dates? Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family trust issues and Cash-App drama?
Join now for a chance to experience the most chaotic Minecraft server out there. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have real-life family drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and ask yourself, “Am I the asshole?”
