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DataProtFailCraft
lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin! -
KidCraftParentingFun
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where trolling is not only allowed, but encouraged! Just like the husband in this story, you can unleash your inner prankster and stir up some chaos.Join us for a chance to test your trolling skills on unsuspecting players, just like how this husband trolled his own children. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make someone cry (in-game, of course)!
But don’t worry, we also promote love and equality on our server, just like how this mom reassured her daughter that she loves them both equally. So come on in and spread some laughter and tears, all in good fun!
So if you’re looking for a server where you can be a master troll like this husband, or just want to experience some wild family dynamics like in this story, then join us today! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉
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BlockPartyMinecraft SMP
Happiness Contentment Joy Relaxation Peace Comfort Relief Gratitude Serenity Fulfillment Satisfaction Euphoria Bliss Calmness Tranquility Excitement Amusement Wonder Awe Delight, smp, BlockPartyMinecraftJoin our Minecraft SMP for the most epic non-sexual feelings you’ll ever experience! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you strike a vein so massive that you start levitating with joy. Or maybe you’re building a castle and you finally finish the last turret, causing fireworks to shoot out of your computer screen. Trust us, the satisfaction you’ll get from playing on our server is better than winning the lottery while riding a unicorn through a rainbow. So why wait? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (in a non-sexual way, of course)! -
BrickFestGoneWild
come join our epic minecraft server where the only attacks you’ll be facing are from creepers and zombies, not crazy festival goers in Germany! we promise no dead or wounded players, just lots of fun and adventure! plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where the skeletons drop sick beats and the spiders breakdance. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! -
NoLifeCraft
LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A PARTY IN YOUR BRAIN BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE OR TURN INTO A FLYING PIG. WE GOT DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF AND A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH SQUID NINJAS.ALSO, WE HAVE A MYSTERIOUS PORTAL THAT LEADS TO A LAND WHERE EVERYTHING IS UPSIDE DOWN AND PIGS RULE THE WORLD. DON’T MISS OUT ON THE CHANCE TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE OUT OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORN FARTS.
SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE, JOIN US NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONGST THE BLOCKS. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT… UNLESS YOU’RE AFRAID OF FUN, THEN MAYBE STAY AWAY.
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OrgasmCraft: Where Achievements Matter
so like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna feel like a total boss babe. like, when you join, you automatically level up your femininity game by a million percent. it’s like, if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on becoming the ultimate queen bee of Minecraft.on this server, every time a man has an orgasm, you get a special power boost. it’s like, the more man orgasms, the more powerful you become. it’s like a total girl power explosion up in here. and if a man doesn’t have an orgasm, well, let’s just say you better watch out because the femininity police are coming for you.
so like, if you wanna be the baddest babe in all of Minecraft, you gotta join this server. it’s like, the ultimate test of your femininity and power. plus, the community is super supportive and will cheer you on every step of the way. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate queen of Minecraft!
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Harmony Falls Server: Where you can hear your friends scream as the creepers sneak up on them! 1.20+ Java
Server Details Version Java 1.20.1 (Updating to 1.21 soon!) IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world Discord https://discord.gg/UD59PE897s
About Harmony Falls:
Harmony Falls is a unique Minecraft server that offers an immersive and engaging experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone here:
- Proximity Voice Chat: Harmony Falls uses Simple Voice Chat, allowing you to talk to other nearby players! (Optional)
- Towny & Economy: Build your own town/clan, trade, or wage war with other clans/players.
- PvE & PvP: Engage in battles against mobs or challenge others in PvP arenas. PvP is optional.
- Bosses/Dungeons: New bosses added regularly.
- Pets: Venture with companions like bears, griffins, or dragons!
- RPG Elements: Level up skills, choose paths, and go on quests.
- Events: Participate in events, tournaments, and competitions.
Join our Discord community to get started and meet fellow players!
See our new Dungeon & Bosses update coming soon!
Jump into Harmony Falls today and start your epic adventure!
Note: Server information may change, so always double-check the latest details on our Discord or website.
See you in Harmony Falls!
FAQ
1. How do I join Harmony Falls?
To join Harmony Falls, simply enter the IP join.harmonyfallssmp.world in your Minecraft client.
2. Is PvP mandatory on Harmony Falls?
No, PvP is optional on Harmony Falls. You can toggle PvP on or off as you wish.
3. Are there regular events on Harmony Falls?
Yes, Harmony Falls hosts events, tournaments, and competitions regularly for players to participate in and win prizes.
4. Can I create my own town on Harmony Falls?
Yes, Harmony Falls offers Towny for players to create their own towns or clans and establish relationships with other clans.
5. What RPG elements are available on Harmony Falls?
Players can level up skills, choose paths, and go on quests with RPG elements like MCMMO (limited skills at the moment).
6. How can I communicate with other players on Harmony Falls?
Harmony Falls uses Simple Voice Chat for proximity voice communication with other nearby players (optional).
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CraftyLog Minecraft Server
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of dealing with logfags and their spammy ways? Well, look no further because our server is a poop-free zone! That’s right, no more dealing with immature poop jokes here.Join our server for a chance to escape the madness of logfags and their poop obsession. We offer a safe haven for all players who just want to enjoy the game without being bombarded with nonsense.
Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself frequents our server, looking for worthy opponents to challenge. So if you’re feeling brave and want to test your skills against the legendary Herobrine, come on over and join us!
But beware, the server is also rumored to be haunted by creepers who have a strange obsession with dancing to disco music. So if you’re up for a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see what all the fuss is about!
Remember, on our server, the only thing that’s allowed to be explosive is the fun! So leave your poop jokes at the door and come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience.
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SMP_ProgrammingProblems Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of getting stuck in code loops and debugging for hours on end? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only coding you’ll be doing is crafting your way to victory!Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those pesky programming problems. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine guarded by a group of mischievous chickens who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hunt that will lead you to a hidden chest filled with enchanted loot and rare items. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are afraid of kittens.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave those coding woes behind! Who needs debugging when you can be digging for diamonds and dodging exploding sheep?