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PixelPseudoscience
Are you tired of being scammed by fake statistics and astrology readings? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that nonsense behind. Our server is scientifically proven to increase your luck by 1000% and boost your intelligence by 200%. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident llama, Professor Fluffykins, who holds a PhD in Minecraftology. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to create the ultimate gamers. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unlock your true potential! -
Elon’s Algorithm Adventure
lol imagine if elon musk’s X was actually a minecraft server instead of a car lmao. like, this server is so lit that it’s facing a criminal probe in france for manipulating algorithms or something. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! join this server for a chance to be a part of the most scandalous minecraft community ever. who needs cars when you can have blocky adventures with elon musk’s X? come join now before the algorithm police shut us down! -
Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP
StopComplainingAboutChainlinkLabsStealingThe, Chainlink Labs, innovation, blockchain development, blockchain technologyAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.
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EthicsExposedMC
Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft maniacs! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously bro. We got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and creepers that tell knock-knock jokes. It’s like a party in your computer, but better because there’s no annoying relatives asking when you’re gonna get a real job.Join this server if you wanna ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. We’ve got mods that turn zombies into disco dancers and skeletons into breakdancers. It’s lit, fam.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who are also expert Minecraft players. They’ll guide you through the pixelated wilderness with their banana-powered wisdom.
So come on down to our server and let’s get this party started! Who needs reality when you’ve got Minecraft? Let’s do this!
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PixelPotionPTSD-Gate
Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a creeper on a hot summer day! We got so much craziness goin’ on, you won’t even know what hit ya!Join us and experience the thrill of battling dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream. Build the biggest, baddest castle in alllll of Minecraft and flex on your friends like never before.
But wait, there’s more! Our admins are like wizards, granting wishes and spawning unicorns at the drop of a hat. You’ll never be bored with our endless events and competitions, where the prizes are so epic, you’ll be like, “Is this real life?!”
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a server and let’s make some memories that’ll make even Herobrine jealous. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
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Solar Panel Shenanigans
hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where the solar panels are so clean u can see ur reflection in them! we use glass cleaner and isopropanol to make sure those panels are sparkling!but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even creepers are wearing sunglasses to protect their eyes from the blinding light! join us and experience the most radiant minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it!
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Jujutsu Kaisen Ultimate
Jujutsu Kaisen Ultimate Server, Has PVP and PVE for JujutsuCraft Mod, Modded Jujutsu Kaisen Ultimate Rework Adventure
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The Last Joust of Chivalry
Welcome to the Last Joust of Chivalry “The realm continues to spiral into chaos. The assentation of King Argon II had been challenged by rise of the pretender, Malric Terrowin, claiming to be the rightful heir to the late monarch. Vassal lords and minor states alike were forced into committing to either side or to face destruction, while the realm seemingly remains too preoccupied with its own vices to pay attention to growing encroachments by the southern realm of Tenosia. Which side will you pledge your allegiance and aid it in rise to complete domination through this bloody last joust of chivalry” TLJ is the second iteration of our server, focused on factions combat and expansion. Among the latest addition is the custom siege engines with realistic block physics, army expansion system, extensive faction management and extensive customisation. This time players alongside our realism focused Modpack will also find additional modes on the server, including: ➤ CreativePlots – Design builds together with all building blocks and decorations of our Modpack at hand ➤ PvPZone – For those wishing to spend time sparring with other players without worry for loss of equipment on dozen different arenas More information of the additional planned features will be included Join our community today https://discord.gg/agVWxf8VGc Frequently Asked Questions
Question Answer What is The Last Joust of Chivalry? The Last Joust of Chivalry is a Minecraft server focused on factions combat and expansion, with custom siege engines, army expansion system, extensive faction management, and additional modes like CreativePlots and PvPZone. How can I join the server? You can join our community by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions to join the server. Are there any rules on the server? Yes, there are rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players. These rules are typically listed in the server’s Discord or website. Can I play on the server with friends? Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and create or join factions together to conquer the realm. Is the server modded? Yes, the server features a custom Modpack with realism-focused features and additional modes for players to enjoy. -
Relic Hunter’s Haven 1.20.6
Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have a chance with pic rel because our virtual world is filled with pixelated babes just waiting for a blocky hunk like you to sweep them off their square feet!You’ll be mining diamonds and building epic structures in no time, impressing all the digital ladies with your mad crafting skills.
Plus, our server has the most lit parties this side of the Nether, so you’ll never be bored while you’re looking for love in all the right blocks.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your quest for love and loot in the most bonkers Minecraft server around!
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ParentCraft: Discreetly MineCraft
Are you tired of boring parenting arguments and household chores? Join our Minecraft server for a wild escape from reality!Picture this: you’re in the middle of a heated debate with your spouse about parenting styles, when suddenly you’re transported to a world where chores don’t exist and kids can drive cars with their learner’s permit.
On our server, your 16-year-old son can work a part-time job on weekends, go to school during the week, and still have time to fold laundry and take out the trash (or not, because who needs chores anyway?).
But beware, there may be some angry spouses lurking around, demanding that your virtual son stick to his chores. But don’t worry, we believe in parenting with grace and understanding, so you can focus on the important things like building epic structures and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft.
So if you’re looking for a break from reality and a hilarious escape from everyday drama, join our server now! Who needs chores when you can have this much fun?