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BlockyBroInLawNoGreenCard

affidavit of support, BlockyBroInLawNoGreenCard, brother-in-law, citizenship, Commitment, data driven, Decision making, Dilemma, Engineering, Ethics, family, feelings, financial support, Green Card, Immigrant, immigration, legal document, Realistic, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, sponsor

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Crops Grown:	6045
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build LEGENDS! Join us and let your engineering brain run wild as you create epic structures and redstone contraptions that will blow everyone’s minds.

Just like how this player made a tough decision based on data and facts, you too can make strategic choices in our server. Who needs feelings when you have the power of TNT cannons and secret underground lairs at your disposal?

And hey, if you ever need a break from all the building and crafting, you can always take a stroll through our virtual immigration office and practice filling out Form I-864. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a hidden talent for paperwork!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds?

GochisaCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Anime, best girl, Community, cute, discussion, Fandom, favorite character, FIX, forum, Gochi thread, Gochisa, GochisaCraft, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, Minecraft, new discovery, ONLINE, Otaku, Server, slice of life, Sxarp, Ultimate, woke up

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	105

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have a Gochi thread? Look no further, because on our server, not only do we have a Gochi thread, but Sxarp is also officially declared the best girl! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our wacky community where anything can happen – even Gochi becoming the ruler of the Minecraft world!

Minecraft SMP: PointyMcPointFace

anticipation, Competition, Defeat, determination, EXCITEMENT, fired up, Focus, foreigners, IN THE POINTS, International, Minecraft, motivation, no longer laughing, PointyMcPointFace, Preparation, Ready, smp, sp, sports, strategy, Teams, teamwork, Victory

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Towns Built:	3
Potions Brewed:	157	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	73
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to participate in our annual “Chicken Jousting” tournament where players ride chickens and try to knock each other off with sticks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “TNT Olympics” where players compete in explosive events like Creeper Dodgeball and Ender Dragon Egg Toss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our insane world of Minecraft madness!

BabyBlockParty

aita, anxiety attack, Baby name, BabyBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanism, friend’s baby, friend’s kid, healing, little one, mental health, Nickname, ptsd, PTSD trigger, suggestion, Support, Therapy, Trauma, trigger word, Understanding

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9065
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and triggers, just like this player’s friend naming their baby a trigger word! But don’t worry, we’ve got therapy sessions in-game to help you cope with any PTSD triggers.

Come on in and experience the chaos of trying to navigate friendships while dealing with past trauma. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new nickname for yourself that doesn’t send you into a full-blown anxiety attack! Join now and let the triggering adventures begin!

BoomTownCraft

A bomb, BoomTownCraft, commemoration, controversy, Diplomacy, exclusion, global peace efforts, hiroshima, historical event, international relations, Israel, Mayor, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Peacebuilding, political statement, Remembrance, war survivors, world war II

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Enchantments Applied:	56
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.

CraftyQueers

acceptance, athleticism, Community, Competition, CraftyQueers, dating scene, Dedication, Diversity, fit people, Gay, interests, LGBTQ, love, Olympic athlete, Passion, perseverance, pride, relationships, romance, sports

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crops Grown:	2230
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

are you tired of being surrounded by normies in other minecraft servers? come join our server where only the most fabulous gay Olympic athletes are allowed! imagine building your dream castle with a bunch of ripped hunks in speedos, all while discussing the latest gossip from the Olympic village.

our server is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn horses, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away. not to mention, our diamond swords are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals for that extra touch of glamour.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the fabulousness of being a gay Olympic athlete in the world of minecraft! who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds.

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	157
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Astral Projections Made:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6013
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4287	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	346
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Astral Projections Made:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!