are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where the blocks are made of cheese and the creepers wear top hats!
we have a secret underground disco where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the trumpet.
our server is so cool, even herobrine wants to hang out with us.
join now and experience the most epic adventures in minecraft history. plus, we have unlimited cake for everyone!
why settle for a normal server when you can join ours and have the time of your life? UPB is the place to be!
