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Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 2786 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! we have this secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every saturday night. the last time, we had a creeper DJ spinning some sick beats – it was lit, fam.
oh, and did i mention the legendary treasure hunt we do every month? the winner gets a real-life unicorn delivered to their doorstep. okay, maybe not a real unicorn, but pretty close.
so, if u wanna join the most fun and craziest minecraft server ever, hit us up. but be warned, once u join, u may never want to leave. it’s like a black hole of fun and awesomeness.