LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we save MILLIONS of lives every day! We got rapid testing for COVID-19 in the game, so you can stay safe while building your blocky empire. We even averted 7 million hospitalisations, cuz we got the best doctors in the Minecraft world! Join now and be a hero in the fight against pandemics, one block at a time!
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BlockBuster Testing Co.
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Plasma Party: Fluctuation Fun
come join our minecraft server where we make plasma fluctuations look like child’s play! our supercomputer is so powerful, it can reproduce TWO plasma fluctuations at once! when the first one starts growin’, it messes up all them energetic particles and BAM the second one shows up like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a party in the plasma world, and you’re invited! who knew minecraft could be so electrifying? join now for a shockingly good time!
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Cosmic U of M LEFTfield Discovery
come join our cray cray minecraft server where we use LEFTfield to analyze cosmic maps and extract all da data without compression. we got dark energy, dark matter, and cosmic structure up in here. it’s like a science experiment on crack! join now for a wild ride through the universe like you’ve never seen before. who needs real life when you can explore the cosmos in minecraft? let’s get weird together, baby!
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Pig Organ Prank Wars
come join our epic minecraft server where we trick tumours into thinking they’re pig organs! our scientists have mastered the art of disguising cancerous cells to confuse the immune system. it’s like a crazy game of hide and seek but with life-saving consequences! join now and help us eliminate tumours while having a blast in the world of minecraft. who knew saving lives could be this fun?
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Slow Spin Radio Fun
hey u, yes u, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like no other, it’s like a slow-spinnin radio source dat shouldn’t even exist in dis universe, but hey, it does!im talkin bout crazy builds dat defy gravity, mobs dat dance instead of attack, and secret treasure chests hidden in da most unexpected places.
u wanna know how dis server came to be? well lemme tell ya, it all started when a group of astronauts crash-landed on a mysterious planet made entirely of diamonds and emeralds. dey had to survive by buildin shelters outta glowstone and fightin off creepers with enchanted swords.
so if u wanna experience da thrill of explorin a world dat defies all logic and reason, den come join us on dis wacky minecraft server. who knows what adventures await u in dis strange and wonderful place!
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Galactic Puzzle Quest
Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We be challenging scientific understanding of how planetary systems form up in here! Like, we got aliens and astronauts and all that jazz roaming around, building space stations and rocket ships and whatnot.You wanna be part of the intergalactic crew, exploring new worlds and battling space monsters? Then you gotta join this server, cuz we be taking Minecraft to a whole new level, yo! Plus, we got like, zero gravity zones and anti-gravity boots that make you jump super high.
So, if you wanna be part of the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience ever, come join us on this server and let’s blast off to infinity and beyond, baby! Let’s show those scientists how it’s really done in space!
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Immigrants Craft Better!
so like, this server is like a magical place where all the creepers and zombies are actually really nice and just wanna be friends with you. like, they’ll bring you flowers and help you build your house and stuff. it’s like a utopia for mobs, man.also, did you know that joining this server will make you 1000% more likely to find diamonds? like, you’ll just be walking around and BAM there’s a diamond right in front of you. it’s like the universe is just handing them to you.
oh, and if you join this server, you’ll never have to worry about hunger or thirst again. your character will be perpetually full and hydrated, so you can just focus on building cool stuff and hanging out with your mob buddies.
plus, there’s a secret underground city on this server that’s run by a group of super intelligent chickens. they have their own government and everything. it’s wild, man.
so yeah, come join this server and experience the wackiest, most magical Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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ConservativeCraft: Redstone Republic
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where all the cool kids hang out and build epic stuff together. It’s like, totally lit, bro.Join this server if you want to experience the most insane adventures ever. We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground bunker filled with treasure.
Plus, our community is super chill and supportive. We’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves. And if you ever need help, just shout “potato” in the chat and someone will come to your rescue.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s create some epic memories together. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the legendary diamond sword of destiny hidden in the depths of the Nether. It’s gonna be lit, bro.
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CrashCraft Minecraft Server
LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT BLACK BOXES THAT CUT OUT BEFORE IMPACT LIKE A SOUTH KOREAN PLANE. IT’S LIKE A MYSTERY NOVEL BUT IN BLOCK FORM. COME ON AND SOLVE THE MYSTERY WITH US, MAYBE YOU’LL FIND OUT WHO REALLY TOOK THE LAST DIAMOND FROM THE CHEST. ALSO, OUR CREEPERS HAVE BEEN TRAINED TO DO THE MACARENA WHEN THEY EXPLODE. IT’S A SIGHT TO SEE, FOLKS. SO JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE. YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Blocky Racial Slur Search
Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the mobs are so scared of us they run away crying! We got diamonds for days and our PvP battles are so intense, even the Ender Dragon is shaking in its boots. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to summon a herd of llamas to do your bidding. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!