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Gooney World

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Feed The Beast, Hardcore, hypixel, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Runes Activated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

1.21.1 Factions, McMMO, SMP 24/7! Hello, my name is GooneyGoblin. I’m a twitch streamer and I decided to make a minecraft server to pass the time. I’m dedicating myself to this server and making sure it’s a reliable place for people to come and always play. Please help me grow by supporting me and playing on my server! Thank you!

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Crafty DALL-E 3 Minecraft Server

AI creativity, AI Innovation, ai technology, Artificial Intelligence, bing.com/create, computer vision, Crafty, Creative AI, Creative Tools, dall e, dalle, deep learning, digital art, digital creativity, Generative Art, Image Creation, Image Generation, image synthesis, machine learning, Minecraft, neural networks, Server, visual art, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Zombie Dances:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs armed with diamond swords, embark on quests to find the legendary bacon armor, and build your very own rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us at our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Master of the Craft Minecraft SMP

Anonymity, Craft, feet soles, female masturbation, femanon, internet anonymity, internet girls, Master, Minecraft, online anonymity, online challenge, Online Community, online debate, online identity, online presence, online proof, online skepticism, online validation, online verification, pic, smp, Thread, Timestamp

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to post feet soles pics with timestamps to prove you’re not a girl!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually run by a secret society of foot fetishists who are trying to recruit new members through the power of Minecraft. Will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre conspiracy or will you just focus on building the best toe-themed castle you can imagine?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and show off those feet soles like never before! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a foot fetish revolution in the world of blocky adventures.

NoRoadNoPayMC

Access, Agreement, aita, Boundary, Communication, construction, Costs, developer, Dispute, driveway, greedy, Jerk, Land, misunderstanding, neighbours, NoRoadNoPayMC, Paperwork, resolution, ROAD, selfish

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for the wild ride of neighborly disputes and road-building adventures!

🛣️ Picture this: You’re peacefully mining away on your land when suddenly, a developer goes bust and new neighbors start popping up left and right. One day, a guy shows up on your land asking to build a road on the border – but wait, there’s a twist! The neighbor next to you only wants to pay for half of it because he’s only using half of the road. 🤯

💸 Things get heated as costs are divided, emails are exchanged, and accusations of selfishness fly left and right. Who will end up footing the bill for this epic road construction saga? Will friendships be destroyed over a Minecraft road? Only time will tell on our server!

🤪 So come join us for the most outrageous neighborly disputes and road-building shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and witness the chaos firsthand! 😂🏗️🤝

PurposelyHuman – Minecraft SMP

existentialism, finding meaning, human being, Individuality, inner peace, introspection, life journey, life path, life purpose, Minecraft, personal growth, purpose, PurposelyHuman, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-exploration, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-realization, smp, Soul searching

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Farms Harvested:	687	Potions Brewed:	183
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	7385	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you tired of wandering aimlessly through life, searching for meaning and purpose? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP and discover your true calling as a professional block builder and sheep herder extraordinaire!

Our server is home to a community of players who have all found their purpose in life through the magical world of Minecraft. From building epic castles to creating intricate redstone contraptions, there’s no limit to what you can achieve here.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon has taken up residence in our world, and only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. Will you rise to the challenge and become a hero, or will you cower in fear like a noob?

So come join us and discover your true purpose in life – because let’s face it, mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle is way more fulfilling than any job or relationship could ever be!

CraftyCrazeMC

bucket list, CraftyCrazeMC, dream life, early retirement, financial freedom, financial independence, fulfillment, goal-setting, Happiness, hobbies, leisure activities, luxury lifestyle, mental health, passive income, personal development, Relaxation, self improvement, stress relief, Time management, travel, work-life balance

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4226	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

If you had an income of $150,000 a year and didn’t have to work, you could spend all your spare time on our Minecraft server! Imagine building a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks, riding a pet dragon into battle against creepers, and hosting epic dance parties with villagers. With all that cash flow, you could even hire a team of virtual architects to create the most mind-blowing structures the Minecraft world has ever seen. So why waste your time working when you could be living it up in our pixelated paradise? Join now and let the fun begin!

Microbe Land: Soil Shape Shifters

#soil, #sustainability, agriculture, Biodiversity, Components, dissolved organic matter, ecosystem, environmental impact, farming practices, Land, land management, land use, Microbe, microbial activity, microbial community structure, microbial composition, microbial diversity, nutrient cycling, organic carbon, Shape, shifters, soil aggregates, soil health, soil quality, soil structure

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so, like, u know how when u build stuff in minecraft, it changes the whole vibe of ur world? well, on this server, the land use actually affects the tiny microbes in the soil! like, they get all shook up when u start building stuff and changing the landscape. it’s like a whole ecosystem of drama down there, man.

join this server if u wanna see the crazy soap opera unfold between the microbes. will they form alliances or go to war over territory? who knows, man. it’s like a tiny version of game of thrones, but with bacteria.

plus, the dissolved organic matter components are always throwing wild parties in the waterways. u never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next. maybe they’ll start a band or open a food truck. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on this server.

so come on down and join the fun! see how ur building choices affect the microbial community. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness, dude.

SpaceLink

Bedwars, custom structures, Enhanced Survival, Factions, island rankups, minecraft updates, Minions, not pay to win, Player Warps, Server Shop, Skyblock, SpaceLink, Spawners, Survival, survival experience

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Endless Night Skies:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Enjoy an enhanced survival experience with custom structures, skyblock, and a true survival experience with the latest Minecraft updates! Not pay to win

Skyblock Features: – Minions – Spawners – Island rankups

Survival Features: – Custom Structures – Server Shop – Custom Player Warps

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Jealous Democrats Minecraft Server

Absurdity, Assassination, candidates, conspiracy theories, current events, democrats, election, envy, humor, jealous, Jealousy, Minecraft, political commentary, political discourse, political humor, political parties, Political satire, Politics, satire, Server, social media

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5315
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
New Chunks Explored:	742514	Votes:	3205
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Enchantments Applied:	120

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so wild that even Democrats are jealous! They wish someone would assassinate their candidates like the crazy chaos that goes down on our server.

Join us for non-stop action, insane adventures, and a community like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the possibilities are endless! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Cyber Minecraft SMP – Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee

4chan, Adventure, Allsync, Alternative link, Archived, archives, Authors, BUILD, choose, choose your own adventure, cyber, CYOA, cyoag, cyoar, desuarchive, FAQ, interactives list, Minecraft, moe, NSFW, physical dice, random.org, Refuge Thread, refugee, Refugee thread, Resources, ROLLING, Sfw, smp, specific CYOA, tg, Thread, Trash

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	145	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this wild adventure filled with CYOAs that are too crazy for the regular /cyoag thread.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, on our server, you’ll be faced with insane challenges and choices that will test your creativity and decision-making skills like never before.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Create your own storylines and interact with other players in ways you never thought possible.

Join us now and be a part of the most unpredictable and hilarious Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Just remember, postnumbers aren’t for rolling dice, so leave your fate up to something more random, like a chicken laying eggs or a creeper exploding nearby. Let the madness begin!