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CrashCraft: ToldYaSo

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8015	Dragon Eggs Found:	3965
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of being the designated driver with a bunch of unruly passengers who don’t appreciate your safe driving habits? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have no rules about seatbelts, eating/drinking, or distracting the driver. In fact, we encourage reckless behavior behind the wheel!

Join us and experience the thrill of speeding through blind curves at 75 km/h, honking instead of braking, and blaming other drivers for your own mistakes. Who needs insurance when you have the adrenaline rush of a potential car crash?

Don’t be a “grandma” driver like the OP, come join us and see why rules are meant to be broken! Plus, we have a virtual Auto Trader where you can browse for your next pixelated ride after your inevitable crash. See you on the server, just watch out for that blind spot!

Putin’s Crash Course Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	654
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Ores Mined:	9175
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

join our epic minecraft server where putin himself almost causes a car crash after trying to ride a pig off a cliff! yes, you heard that right, the russian president is a regular player on our server and you never know what crazy antics he will get up to next! come join the fun and see if you can outbuild putin in our epic building competitions! who knows, maybe you’ll even get the chance to ride a pig off a cliff with him! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

Arabian Nights Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks and acts the same? Well, look no further because our server is a melting pot of diversity! Join us and discover that not all Middle Easterns are the same – in fact, we have players from all over the world with unique backgrounds and stories to share.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Camel Racing Arena, where players can saddle up and race their trusty camels to victory. And don’t forget about our famous Falafel Feast event, where players can compete to see who can eat the most delicious falafels in one sitting.

So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking camel or uncover the secret recipe for the world’s best hummus. The possibilities are endless!

Estrogen Induced Brain Damage Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Emeralds Found:	9018
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only requirement is a healthy dose of estrogen-induced brain damage! Why waste your time with boring old servers that make you follow basic instructions when you can join us and experience the chaos of our world?

We don’t believe in following scripts here – in fact, we encourage our players to throw them out the window and embrace the madness. Need to build a house? Why not do it upside down? Want to mine for diamonds? Better do it blindfolded! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

So come on, join our SMP and leave your sanity at the door. Who knows what kind of outrageous adventures and insane stories await you in our estrogen-fueled world? Just remember, the crazier, the better!

Holy Shit Chinese Are Right Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, we follow the ancient Chinese philosophy of Minecrafting! That’s right, we’ve unlocked the secret to ultimate block-placing mastery.

Join us and experience the thrill of building giant panda statues that come to life and do your bidding. Want to ride a dragon through the Nether? No problem, we’ve got those too. And don’t even get us started on the mystical powers of our enchanted fortune cookies – they’ll give you the strength to mine diamonds with your bare hands.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a beast so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to it. Defeat the Ender Chicken and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of fried chicken legs to keep you fueled for all your epic adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and discover why the Chinese were right all along about the true potential of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll be saying “Holy shit” in no time!

””You Killed It, Anon” Minecraft SMP”

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Dimension Hops:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging exploding chickens and riding on flying pigs.

We’ve got a community of players who are always up for a laugh, whether it’s pranking each other with invisible blocks or staging epic battles with giant squids. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond stashes guarded by evil llamas.

But be warned, Anon, you better bring your A-game because this server is not for the faint of heart. The last player who tried to challenge the Ender Dragon ended up accidentally turning it into a pet that now roams the server wreaking havoc.

So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and show off your Minecraft skills, come join us and see if you’ve got what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, you killed it, Anon.

Lost to Cod Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Falling into the Void:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that couldn’t even beat Call of Duty in a dance-off? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even COD is shaking in its boots! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond armor fashion shows, and a secret underground base where all the coolest players hang out. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into him and challenge him to a build battle. So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Let’s show COD who’s boss!

Homo Fauna – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Votes:	6413	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with human males on female anthros, because why not? Our server is so insane, we have stories that will make you question reality. From Sanguine Dusk’s epic adventures to The Best Stress Relief, you’ll never be bored on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Survivors of a Shattered World, The Frost on her Feathers, and even Vipers, Nights, and French Fries are just a taste of the craziness that awaits you. And don’t forget about Customer Satisfaction – because who doesn’t love a good customer service story in the world of Minecraft?

So why join this Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you crawl through a Sunset Oblivion while munching on French fries with vipers slithering around you? It’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your anthro companion, and join us for a wild ride through the unknown. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s half the fun)!

Hunters R Us Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become a professional hunter and dominate the wilderness!

Join us and experience the thrill of hunting down creepers, zombies, and even Ender Dragons with nothing but your trusty bow and arrow. But be warned, these mobs are no pushovers – they will fight back with all their might!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Sword of Doom is hidden somewhere deep within its walls, guarded by a horde of angry skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate hunter in Minecraft history! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally defeat the Ender Dragon and claim your rightful place as the ruler of the server.

Boring Survivor Series Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Survivor Series matches in other Minecraft SMPs? Are War Games starting to feel like a snooze fest? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up with our outrageous traditional survivor series matches!

Join our server and prepare to battle it out in epic PvP showdowns where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Will you be the sole survivor or will you be taken out by a sneaky backstabber? Only time will tell in this wild and wacky world of Minecraft madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary War Llamas, a group of fierce and feisty llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their territory. Can you tame these wild beasts and harness their power for your own gain? Only the bravest and most daring players will succeed in this daring quest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most unpredictable survivor series matches you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	3372	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret character trailer for “Steve: Block-Breaking Badass” where he fights off creepers with nothing but a carrot stick. It’s epic!

2. Our event “Creeper Carnival” is live until December 31st, where you can ride creepers like horses and throw TNT at your friends for fun!

3. The current character banner features Steve, Herobrine, Enderman, and Zombie Pigman – all ready to join your squad and wreak havoc in the blocky world.

4. Our daily check-in rewards include diamond swords, enchanted apples, and even a pet dragon that follows you around and breathes fire on unsuspecting players.

5. Redeemable codes with Primogems? Nah, we have redeemable codes with DIAMONDS that rain from the sky and turn everything into glittering blocks of awesomeness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen stealing your blocks…they’re the real troublemakers around here.

Have Six Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – HAVE SIX! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Who needs to mine when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

2. The admins are all secretly llamas in disguise. They may ban you for no reason, but hey, at least you’ll get a good llama impression out of it.

3. We have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Bring your best dance moves and get ready to boogie with creepers.

4. The currency on the server is not diamonds or emeralds, but instead, it’s potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are worth more than gold here.

5. We have a special event called “TNT Tuesdays” where everyone gathers to blow up a random player’s house. It’s all in good fun, right?

6. The ender dragon is actually a friendly creature who just wants to be your pet. Don’t be surprised if you see players riding the dragon around spawn.

So, what are you waiting for? Join HAVE SIX today and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!