Picture this: Trump and Roy Cohn as master and apprentice, but in Minecraft form. Trump starts off as a noob, but thanks to Roy’s teachings, he becomes the ultimate shark in the game. And just like in the movie, Roy mysteriously disappears halfway through, only to show up later dying of Minecraft AIDS. Trump, being the savage he is, abandons him immediately. Talk about drama!
But wait, there’s more! Imagine a scene where Roy Cohn’s funeral is happening while Trump is getting liposuctioned and having a scalp reduction to hide his baldness. It’s like a Minecraft version of Darth Vader’s funeral, but way more epic.
And let’s not forget about the insane wordplay and belief in doing anything to win. Truth is just a lower case word, subjective and up for grabs. It’s a savage state of nature in this Minecraft world, where only the most ruthless players come out on top.
So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and epic Minecraft battles, then join our SMP now! Who needs accuracy when you have this much fun? Trust me, you won’t regret it.
– Brand New Server. Everyone is Equal. – Free for Everyone. Ranking System is Optional and NOT overpowered. – Minecraft Original Roots & Gameplay (keep inventory off). – Semi-Vanilla: Anti-Grief, Warps, Homes, Kits & Survival – Team Work & Community Focused – Lone Wolfs are Fine – Im neurodivergent and like quiet too =P – Rewards & Skills for Levelling Up and Earning $$$. – PVP off – Auto PVP Enables at Gladiator Arena (warp). – Lots of Film & Game Based Builds… i.e. BB-8, Darth Vader, PIP boy…
I hope to see you there! Squidges <3 ~ Wobie
Social Links: https://discord.me/infinityverse
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But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles where you can duel with lightsabers (don’t worry, they’re just reskinned swords) and build your very own Death Star to rule over the server. And let’s not forget about our custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a Wookiee while blasting off into space.
So why should you join this out-of-this-world SMP? Because where else can you find a server where you can mine for diamonds while dodging TIE fighters and team up with Chewbacca to defeat the Ender Dragon? Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. May the blocks be with you!
Join our server if you want to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures ever. We have a secret underground city filled with talking pigs, a skydiving competition with creepers, and a lava parkour course that will make you question your sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep that farts rainbows.
So why join our server? Because we’re the only place where you can witness a zombie breakdancing competition, a skeleton fashion show, and a zombie pigman spa day. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through our wacky world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasure, and a giant chicken that lays golden eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of doom that can slay any mob with a single swing.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let your inner 10 year old self run wild with joy and wonder. Just be sure to watch out for those dancing creepers, they’ve got some killer moves!
you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who will guide you through the land of epicness and show you where to find the legendary golden pickaxe of awesomeness.
but beware, there are evil creepers lurking around every corner, waiting to blow up your hard-earned creations.
join us on this server for the craziest adventures, the most epic battles, and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in minecraft.
trust me, your future self will thank you for joining this server of pure madness and mayhem.
Welcome to Crafters Galaxy! Join our friendly community to explore, build, and adventure together. Whether you’re a beginner or a pro, there’s something for everyone. Crafters Galaxy – your new Minecraft home! Crafters Galaxy – where every block is a new beginning!
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MineHertz is a custom survival server where you can play with your Java and Bedrock friends and live an incredible custom survival experience!
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