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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 3470 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 74016 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that’s like, totally wild and crazy? well, guess what, this server is like, the wildest of them all! we got researchers finding out that like, estrogens are fueling the growth of cancers in mice, like what even is that? but don’t worry, our server is totally cancer-free, we promise!
join us for the most insane adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords and riding pigs into battle. we’ve got secret caves filled with treasure and hidden villages with friendly villagers who will trade with you for the rarest items.
plus, our community is like, the coolest ever. we’ve got players from all over the world, all coming together to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!
