One time, Flip decided to build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks just for the heck of it. And don’t even get me started on his pet pig army that he dresses up in tiny suits of armor. It’s like a piggy version of Game of Thrones up in here.
But the real reason you should join this server is to witness Flip’s husband. This poor guy is the most clueless player you’ll ever meet. He once tried to tame a creeper because he thought it was a new type of pet. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing non-stop, come join us and witness the chaos that is Flip Darling and his ridiculous adventures. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes, but be warned, it has a penchant for stealing shiny objects.
And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find our resident lava mermaids. These fiery beauties will challenge you to a dance-off, and if you can out-dance them, they’ll grant you the power of fire resistance for 24 hours.
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional llama spit). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos and hilarity of our world, you’ll never want to leave.
Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Can you defeat them and claim the carrot for yourself?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join them for a night of funky beats and explosive dance moves that will leave you breathless (literally, because creepers explode).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, our female players have been known to call their male counterparts “King of the Cows” or “Lord of the Llamas” for extra motivation. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Sparkle Unicorn, who grants wishes to all who find her hidden lair. Want a diamond sword that shoots out rainbows? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts glitter? You got it! The possibilities are endless on our magical server.
And if that wasn’t enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Dance the night away with creepers, zombies, and even the occasional Enderman showing off their best moves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of cuteness, magic, and pure insanity! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Rumor has it that even the Ender Dragon makes an appearance on the dance floor every now and then.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. Hold on tight as you zoom past lava lakes and dodge fireballs from ghasts!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Enderman or stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our wacky Minecraft server!
Badcraft is a Java & Bedrock vanilla SMP, designed to give players the purest Minecraft experience just as the creators envisioned, free from hacks, cheats, and exploits. It ensures no modifications that alter gameplay, no teleporting, no map resets, no designated player homes, and no preset economy. All decisions are in the hands of our players. Griefing and raiding are allowed, and no mechanisms exist to prevent them. This world is truly your sandbox!
On top of a vanilla SMP, Here are a few features that make this SMP unique:
● Vanilla Anarchy (Players will be on the same playing field. This means no hack/cheat clients, unfair modifications, or exploits This experience should bring you back to the old days of Minecraft when there were no rules, but everyone was on the same level.)
● Bedrock Support (Support both Java and Bedrock editions, so everyone is welcome to join, regardless of which device you are playing on.)
● Trade System (Allows you to trade items with anyone no matter how far away you are. This prevents item scamming and creates a global economy.)
● Head Drops (Heads will drop from your enemies! Whenever you kill another Player or Mob, you can receive their skull.)
● Leaderboards (Compete to be better than the rest of the players in combat, building or mining, and more. We have a system that tracks statistics of our top players in certain categories.)
● Fixed Phantoms (Unlike many servers, we have fixed phantoms to work correctly. When you go to sleep, In addition, they will leave you alone for 7 days.)
● Member Rank (Annoying spammers or advertisers are delayed. To post URLs and chat without delay, you must verify yourself.)
● No Sethomes, Warps, or Tpas (All forms of travel are completely vanilla. This makes the world feel much bigger and immerses players in the environment more.)
● The Map will never Reset (The goal is never to reset any form of data like Map, Player, or anything else as long as the server lasts.)
Server Rules:
1: No usage of Hack or Cheat Clients, X-Ray Resource Packs, Mods, Tools, Software, or any other form of external assistance that provides an unfair advantage over others.
2: Using any form of exploits, bugs, or flawed game mechanics is strictly prohibited.
3: Do not intentionally lag or disrupt the server system.
Server Information:
Established » 8/19/2023
Server IP » play.badcraft.net
Bedrock Port » 19132
As of writing this post, 2,468 unique players have joined this server and counting!
TheCrib is a Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy based server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server supports both Java & Bedrock and is available to join on all the major versions of Java, which includes versions 1.7 to latest.
Server IP: thecribmc.us.to Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord Server: dsc.gg/thecrib Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live
FEATURES – Quests system with new quests always to come – Collectable pets! – MMO style skills with special abilities – World bosses randomly spawning with special loot – Player & Mob head drops – 50+ Custom enchantments – Gravestone to recover stuff after death – player built shopping district with customisable shops – Claims system to protect your stuff – Fully supported Java X Bedrock crossplay – Daily, weekly & monthly rewards – Vanilla enhancements like sitting, invis item frames, one player sleep, set home, afk, and – consistently updated – 0 pay to win
CloverSMP.apexmc.co:25756
IP and modpack are included in the discord here.
We’re brand new and are considered in beta since some things, such as the name and mod list, are subject to change as we want to offer a chill yet constantly fun environment, which we would hope to achieve with help from you! We will strive to listen to each and every voice we are prompted with no matter the request.
What we have to offer:
What we would like to offer:
Technical Stuff:
CPU: AMD EPYC 7371 – RAM: 16GB – Location: United Kingdom – View Distance – 10 chunks.
A fun server with the Korra plugin! Be a waterbender, earthbender, firebender, or even the Avatar himself! This is a very fun server with moderators and admins who actually care. We have fun here and we are just looking for some chill people to enjoy it with us. Give us a try! See y’all in the server! – Potayto, Server Manager.
play.mcbending.com
We are Elysiuma brand new survival SMP server offering a more challenging and community-focused survival experience.
We’re a blend of classic survival and modern twists. We focus on cultivating a top-tier SMP culture, and tell the many stories that our players will surely imprint upon the history of our community.
We look forward to showing you even more of what we offer! Just join our Discordand be a part of our fledgling community 🌱
You’ve now heard our tale, it’s time for yours to begin!
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omex.minehut.gg
Greetings from The Real SMP!
💫Are you trying to find a brand-new Full Vanilla server?
We’ve got you covered! Our intention is to deliver you a server that brightens your day.
🌟Which features do we offer?
We offer a stable and secure atmosphere. We offer a server that is appropriate for all gaming needs and runs continuously around the clock. We use one of the strongest anti-cheat systems so you can be sure a hacker won’t ruin your gaming experience!
❓Thus, why should you come along?
Then again, why not? Your requirements are completely met by us! In order for us to grow into a more vibrant community, please join our server!
Discord Server: https://discord.gg/VpgURMYpyu
IP: mc.therealsmp.com
Website: https://therealsmp.com/
This server will slowly update through all of the final updates from 1.8.9 all the way up to 1.21. Once we update we will have one final update (undecided) which will be 1.21 again but with a couple of small fabric mods which will be finalized at a later date.
We started the server in version 1.8.9 for a month, and now we’re updating every two weeks.
Also, this is meant to be a friendly server. So make sure to be nice to other players and have fun.
Rules: * No griefing * Please don’t swear, be polite, we want to encourage a friendly environment * Don’t duplicate items or TNT * Don’t modify your client to give yourself an unfair advantage (things like AppleSkin are ok, but don’t add modifications that let you see through things, or allow you to alter your movement – basically don’t hack or use things like X-Ray) * Don’t be a nuisance (yes this is vague, but don’t go out of your way to inconvenience the staff or other players) The moderation team will make final judgements on how issues should be dealt with and will be able to do whatever they deem required.
(No world resets, even when we update!)
IP: 104.128.51.139:25586
Discord: https://discord.gg/Y6cPh6eCdw
📽️Trailer/Showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwdT2GEQ12s
NostalgiaCraft is a 3+ year old community SMP that feels like a whitelisted server without the application process. Join the server and be a part of our active community with item shops, spawn builds, and community events just like the servers you used to play on!
🗺️ IP Address: mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun (If on Bedrock, use port 19132)
🎉 Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/pfWuv9VGtr
Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+, community-focused, never resetting server! Join NostalgiaCraft today to experience the genuine gameplay experience you’ve always sought after!