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HornyCraft SMP – No More Horniness

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Towns Built:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Animals Bred:	199
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13

Are you tired of being constantly bombarded with inappropriate thoughts while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our wacky SMP where all players are required to wear chastity belts to keep those pesky hormones in check. Castration is optional, but highly encouraged for maximum focus on building epic structures and surviving against mobs. Who needs distractions when you can dominate the game without any pesky urges getting in the way? Join us now for a truly unique and bizarre Minecraft experience!

EffortlessCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Endless Night Skies:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a magical portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Trudeau’s MineCraft Server: No Temporary Workers!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crops Grown:	9594
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

so, like, have you heard about this totally rad minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, bro. you gotta join because trudeau said so. he’s all like, “yo, we need more players on this server, so let’s reduce the temporary foreign workers and bring in more peeps from other servers.” it’s gonna be lit, fam.

and get this, there’s gonna be all kinds of crazy immigration changes coming to the server. like, you’ll have to pass a parkour course to get in or something. it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever. trudeau approved, baby!

PianoCraftWarrior

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8339
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Enchantments Applied:	226	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Towns Built:	2	Crops Grown:	7149
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a world where Russian pianists are jailed for being too anti-war. Crazy, right? But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden dungeons where you can find rare loot and secret treasures. And don’t even get me started on the pet penguins you can ride into battle. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMcLifeUpgrade

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9464
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	93	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of cotton candy and the pigs fly with jetpacks. we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens.

if you join now, you’ll get a pet dragon that shoots fireballs and can teleport you to different dimensions. we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, just for funsies.

the richest player on our server is a talking cow who owns a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. but don’t worry, we have a support group for players who are jealous of his wealth.

so come on down to our crazy minecraft server where anything is possible, even if it defies the laws of physics and common sense. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun.

ChunkyCraft: Where Even Your Minecraft Character Can Lose Weight!

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we give out anti-obesity drugs to players with high body mass index! we estimate 1 in 7 players may qualify for this crazy offer, that’s like 3.6 million potential drug takers! imagine mining for diamonds while on semaglutide, you’ll be unstoppable! join now for a chance to become the skinniest player in the game and dominate the leaderboards with your newfound speed and agility! who needs potions when you have prescription drugs, amirite? #minecraftgoals #getskinnywithus

Triversed: Wizards Thunder but with magic pixelated cats instead of spells

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Animals Bred:	135
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	1381

Minecraft Server Overview
Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

Minecraft Server Overview

Embark on an epic journey through the land that makes up this Modded SMP! Triversed will be our first ever series with the addition of mods! Here’s something you’ll like: You guys vote on the mods! We want everyone who plans to play to choose the mods they’d like to see! The community will collaborate and vote on the mods they want to add, and the ones they want to delete! We will also have a factions server that is mostly vanilla! Join us now!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can click on the following link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/xxsGp82Srg
Can I vote on the mods to be added or deleted?	Yes, the community collaborates and votes on the mods they want to see added or removed from the server.
Is the factions server completely vanilla?	The factions server is mostly vanilla, but may have some additional features or plugins to enhance gameplay.

SatanicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Zombie Dances:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, Ukrainians are doing satanic rituals to beat the Russians in the ultimate showdown! Join us for a wild ride filled with magic, mayhem, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knew Minecraft could get this crazy? Join now and be a part of the most epic battle in gaming history!

SkyThreadCraft SMP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8114
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Ores Mined:	3780	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for the New Friends? Edition where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “creeper”.

Witness epic battles between Iyo and Kairi as they take on the Pure Dyke Collective and the Lesbian Witches in a showdown for the ages. Will they recruit new friends to even the odds, or will they go it alone and show everyone who’s boss?

In other news, Iyo managed to defeat Lyra in a match and they even hugged it out afterwards. But the real shocker was when Zelina jumped in to help Iyo and Kairi take down Sonya – talk about unexpected alliances!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and more drama than a soap opera. Who knows, you might just make some new friends along the way – or enemies, you never know in this crazy world of Minecraft!

Regretful30sMC SMP

30s, 40s, advice, aging, experiences, growth, hindsight, lessons learned, life lessons, looking back, Maturity, midlife crisis, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, Regretful30sMC, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1195	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of being stuck in your 30s with all those regrets? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a hilarious journey filled with epic builds, crazy pranks, and maybe even a few explosions (totally not our fault, blame the creepers). Say goodbye to your 30s and hello to a world where anything is possible, even if it involves riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!